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    Zenstyle;1412107 wrote: Ahhhhh.... Jaysus...... :H

    I'm ashamed to admit... I logged on and checked this thread first! LOL!
    I am also going to put my hand up ....... I too logged onto it first.....what IS wrong with us?????? :H

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      ifulovelife2;1412268 wrote: I do have some swelling in my gonads, as you can see, but I'm not overly worried about that.
      It would have benefits. Certainly, no one is going to accuse you of not having balls!
      Ginger



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        I was afraid this thread had Petered out, but apparently it is still up.......B
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          I don't know how your lady friend will like this though... Won't the balls get in the way somehow????
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            I was saving this as a last resort, good thing you are normal again.....

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              OMG..the drawing is too funny!!
              I love my family more than alcohol.:h
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                http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g23GiivXC78[/video]]AC/DC - Big Balls - YouTube

                :H

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                  Oh oh!!! Things are NOT looking good!

                  Macroorchidism
                  From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

                  Macroorchidism is a genetic disorder found in males where a subject has abnormally large testes. The condition is commonly inherited in connection with fragile X syndrome, which is also the second most common genetic cause of mental disabilities
                  . This contrasts with Microorchidism, which is the condition of abnormally small testes.

                  :H

                  And there was me thinking that large balls were a sign of vigour!

                  (Note to self: Email that Wiki link to ex-husband.) *snigger*

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                    He hee....here's one for our fearless leader.....and Red!


                    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cLCKSPFrkJQ


                    Oh hell: I didnt see Zenny posted the song too! DOH
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                      :H:H:H:H:H I am laughing my head off.
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                        Nelz;1412428 wrote: He hee....here's one for our fearless leader.....and Red!


                        https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cLCKSPFrkJQ
                        Bwahahaaaaa!!!!

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                          I'm just thinking 2 things: 1) sanity has finally returned to MWO; and 2) IULL, there's something so rich, yet minimal and somehow Picasso'esque in your drawings. I think you may have opened the doorway into your late-in-life but TRUE soul calling as an artist.

                          When your name is known far and wide (along with your personal dimensions in the same proportions), we shall be able to say, "And I knew him when he was just another drunk."
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                            some funny stuff!

                            ok then, I'm weighing in with size 11 1/2 boots. I'm under the impression that puts me in the 'just the right size' category. (nervous glances)

                            oh dear, what have I opened myself up to here....
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                              I have received some rather disturbing personal communications in response to this thread:

                              To several women who offered me alternative accommodation over the Christmas period: thank you but that won't be necessary.

                              To the gentleman who sent me a photograph of his penis: I honestly have no idea if that protrusion is normal or not. That said, I can not imagine it should be green. That is quite alarming and I think you should consult a doctor!

                              To the woman who offered me her 'Wizard's Sleeve': thank you but I can not see how sorcery would help.

                              And finally to DoggyGirl: please stop sending me your underwear in the mail. Must I remind you the Restraining Order is still in force and if you persist I will be forced to contact my lawyer again.
                              "My fault, my failure, is not in the passions I have, but in my lack of control of them." Jack Kerouac

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                                Determinator;1412440 wrote:

                                ok then, I'm weighing in with size 11 1/2 boots. I'm under the impression that puts me in the 'just the right size' category. (nervous glances)
                                11 1/2 shoe size huh, you know what they say!
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