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    ifulovelife2;1412912 wrote: I took your advice. I squeezed them really hard. The results were not quite what I expected.











    I wish I hadn't listened to you.

    What the heck do I do now????????
    Stay away from IAD or you may be giving birth soon & eating leftovers until New Years. :H

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      Zenstyle;1413008 wrote: Dear Ifulovelife2,

      We, the People of MWO (think People of Walmart but classier), are growing increasingly concerned as we read of your struggles with Baclofen side effects. The havoc that is being wreaked upon your body at the moment brings tears to our eyes. From giant gonads to mOObs, every man jack of us are in awe of the stalwart attitude that enables you to carry on through thick, thin and enlarged… it is an awesome testament to human spirit. ***(Can someone stop Kuya, Wildflowers and Alcoholic laughing? He can hear them!)***

      Where was I? Oh yeah… The members of MWO like to take a hands-on, practical approach. Some members (affiliated and non) got together and came up with this solution for your most recent issue.



      We’ve had a whip-round and you can expect the item to be delivered at the beginning of the week. One can only surmise that you are hurting financially as the sheer amount of garments required to accommodate your morphing body parts must have put an incredible strain on your resources. It makes us very sad to think about your physical torment being compounded with financial worry… it’s enough to drive one to drink.

      Please bear in mind that MWO is an incredible place for support. We will be here for you when your morphing body parts desert you. All you have to do is reach out your hand (but please make sure you’ve washed it first).

      Speaking of support… in the happy hope that your mOObs migrate back to your testicles, we have planned ahead…

      The nut bra - YouTube


      We wish you luck with your moving parts. “May your breasticles return to testicles!” (It’s the new MWO chant…)

      Your concerned sisters and brothers,

      The People of MWO

      p.s. have you thought about TITrating down?
      Icing on the cake!!!....Everyone's comments ~ images are hysterical!!!... :H You do bring some special magic Zen!!!.... A very talented writer, comedian, good hearted person Zenilite!!!... ) In my crystal ball, I see a screen write play being written by you & RC. Maybe a MWO Roundup in Scotland soon?

      This whole thread has made me LMAO. :H :-) Your all very ~ funny ~ witty!!!... :thanks:

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        Zenstyle;1413008 wrote: Dear Ifulovelife2,

        We, the People of MWO (think People of Walmart but classier), are growing increasingly concerned as we read of your struggles with Baclofen side effects. The havoc that is being wreaked upon your body at the moment brings tears to our eyes. From giant gonads to mOObs, every man jack of us are in awe of the stalwart attitude that enables you to carry on through thick, thin and enlarged? it is an awesome testament to human spirit. ***(Can someone stop Kuya, Wildflowers and Alcoholic laughing? He can hear them!)***

        Where was I? Oh yeah? The members of MWO like to take a hands-on, practical approach. Some members (affiliated and non) got together and came up with this solution for your most recent issue.



        We?ve had a whip-round and you can expect the item to be delivered at the beginning of the week. One can only surmise that you are hurting financially as the sheer amount of garments required to accommodate your morphing body parts must have put an incredible strain on your resources. It makes us very sad to think about your physical torment being compounded with financial worry? it?s enough to drive one to drink.

        Please bear in mind that MWO is an incredible place for support. We will be here for you when your morphing body parts desert you. All you have to do is reach out your hand (but please make sure you?ve washed it first).

        Speaking of support? in the happy hope that your mOObs migrate back to your testicles, we have planned ahead?

        The nut bra - YouTube


        We wish you luck with your moving parts. ?May your breasticles return to testicles!? (It?s the new MWO chant?)

        Your concerned sisters and brothers,

        The People of MWO

        p.s. have you thought about TITrating down?
        Icing on the cake!!!... Everyone's comments ~ images are hysterical!!!... :H You do bring some special magic Zen!!!.... A very talented writer, comedian, good hearted person Zenilite!!!... ) In my crystal ball, I see a screen write play being written by you & RC. Maybe a MWO Roundup in Scotland soon?

        This whole thread has made me LMAO!!!! :H :-) Your all very ~ funny ~ witty!!!... :thanks:

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          I guess the military will NOT be outclassed by luvlife!!!!


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            Nelz;1413921 wrote: I guess the military will NOT be outclassed by luvlife!!!!

            :H:H:H
            Outside of a dog a book is mans best friend. Inside of a dog its too dark to read

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              GingerDust;1412915 wrote: I'd tell you to do a belly flop out of a second story window, but you'd probably just wind up with an ass the size of Texas!
              Hey now, it's not that big anymore, I've been working out! :bum:

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                Nelz;1413921 wrote: I guess the military will NOT be outclassed by luvlife!!!!

                :H:H:H

                Well Iful, I guess it could be worse!

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                  :H:H:H:H

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                    Hysterical thread.
                    Ifyoulovelife.......love you sarcasm and humour.....and your doodles!

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                      Hahaha!!!

                      Everyone is seeing penises everywhere! Keep posting pictures!!!!
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                      A wise man knows how little he knows."

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                        Where'd Ifulovelife go? He playing with them boobies?

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                          Ha ha! Most men I know say that if they had a pair they'd never leave the house! ��

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                            Most men I've known have said 'if we had an au pair I'd never leave the house' ....... Or did I mishear them?

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                              Ha Ha, I love my FB friends......kinda timely



                              a man elbows a women's boob in a hotel he says if ur hearts as soft as ur breast you ll forgive me she replied if ur penis is as hard as ur elbow I'm in room 24
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                                :H:H:H

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