My Penis Is Enormous

[RedThread12]

My Penis Is Enormous

Splutter, snort :H:thanks::H :H. The art is beyond beyond.

[sunshinedaisies]

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kuya;1415270 wrote: Is that poo, bear?

You are BAD Kuya !!!!!

[techie]

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nicelife;1415662 wrote: 'Cos man hair is a bit tough at pulling out, I suggest you concoct a thickish paste using that draino grainy stuff for blocked drains, extra strength Nair (hair removal cream) and some chloric acid.... Smeer evenly and leave for, let's say, 3.7 hours. Do a test patch before complete removal of the thickish goop by scraping a small amount away with a spatula (probably steel spatula actually). I'd avoid the nipple area....

You may need some alo vera to sooth the skin afterwards.....

:H:H:H:H

[sunshinedaisies]

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playland;1415690 wrote: Sun, you are just too pure:H:H:H

Play

ROTFLMBO Play !!!!!!

[RedThread12]

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Just seems there is a more apprpriate way for this thread to go down (which I don't think it would, or can.) Bottom (and top?) line is . . . if you are struggling with alcohol, baclofen can work. Especially if you Love Life. Or want to know what that feels like.

[Wildflowers]

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ifulovelife2;1415652 wrote: Ummm, can someone recommend a good way of getting rid of chest hair?

Shaving has its drawbacks.

Well now that you've ridden yourself of chest hair. Here are some festive boobie pasties just in time for the Holidays. I hope your x-mas friend likes the style & colors? She may want to borrow them ifulovelife2. :h

[Alcoholic]

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Wildflowers;1418194 wrote:

Well now that you've ridden yourself of chest hair. Here are some festive boobie pasties just in time for the Holidays. I hope your x-mas friend likes the style & colors? She may want to borrow them ifulovelife2. :h

R:H:H:H

[Alcoholic]

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Sun: you are too pure to be reading this thread!!!! (Except when you are hoovering...)

Urban Dictionary: hoovering

[Wildflowers]

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Alcoholic;1418199 wrote: Sun: you are too pure to be reading this thread!!!! (Except when you are hoovering...)

Are you sure about that? :H Just in case we will provide a little extra clothing for poor Poo Bear :H :h

[oliveoyl]

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:grouptrophy::lame::lame: Middle aged women tittile lated by a sense of a big penis BORING!! not getting any OBVIOUSLY as in Unsatified sexual gratiication LMAO showing patrner if you have one .this!!! I have pop eye ..:lipstick::grannypants::strawberry:

[kuya]

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oliveoyl;1418284 wrote: :grouptrophy::lame::lame: Middle aged women tittile lated by a sense of a big penis BORING!! not getting any OBVIOUSLY

Olive, you are absolutely right! I am middle aged, I am not getting any AND titillated and amused by this thread.

I am an alcoholic NOT A CORPSE! And even sober can have a good laugh.

But you Olive ARE WELL OYLED. :H:H and won't be getting any either by the sound of you!

[oliveoyl]

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Wildflowers;1418202 wrote: Are you sure about that? :H Just in case we will provide a little extra clothing for poor Poo Bear :H :h

LAME this thread sucks ..middle aged women ..trying to be funny about big dicks s eeeeeeeeeeeeek.and EWWWW .lets focus on baclofen leave the innuendo for smarter brains!!!

[GingerDust]

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I think the ladies and gentleman (and bear) involved on this thread have been hysterical. I suspect the lone complaint will be "withdrawn" shortly.

But, it does seem that we have run out of things to say about cocks and boobs. Does anyone else have any interesting body parts that they would like to discuss?

[oliveoyl]

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you seem to surface at the mention of penis I have noticed whats up with that ???

[oliveoyl]

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the word lacking comes to mind!