Calling all Baclofen Noobs on the weekend!
And hiya JDoe. Crosspost.
And hiya JDoe. Crosspost.
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Calling all Baclofen Noobs on the weekend!
It's the same with the internets everywhere: people are all over the place, posting, watching YouTube, and Twittering or whatever the kids call it during the week while trying to avoid working. Then the weekend comes, and *poof*, gone.
I have this unfortunate habit of walking around naked when I'm blacked-out and sleeping. So one night my exGF--at the time she was my GF--and I were out drinking with her family, and staying over at her dad's little 2 bedroom apartment. Really convenient, if you like getting trashed in run-down bars in the hood, with biker-dudes wearing leather jackets and bandanas and shit (her uncles). Anyway, back at her dad's we had really great, though quiet, sex in the guest bedroom.
All was well, until I got up to go to the bathroom. No conscious idea of what I was doing. Walked out of the guest bedroom, and turned left instead of right, stepped right into the doorway of her dad's bedroom and turned the light on. Then just stood there looking at him--totally ass-naked--until the GF came running out and yelling what the hell are you doing and all that, and turned me around and sent me to the bathroom.
And, of course, the next morning was even more awkward because I was acting like nothing weird happened--because I didn't remember a damned thing. Just had a cup of coffee, smoked a cigarette, thanked him for letting us stay and shook hands as we left, and all that. I am mortified to this day.
Naturally at the next family get-together he told the story to everyone while I was away getting a drink or something. And, well her family being who they are, they just assumed I was fucking with him--playing some bizarre joke or something, and everyone laughed their asses off and it was nothing.
Who would do that as a joke!?Comment
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Calling all Baclofen Noobs on the weekend!
I've got one. I was in my mid-20's, at a party at a house that 4 of my buddies shared. Everyone got drunk and crazy, lots of dancing and rock music, the usual house party. Everyone left and I was one of the last people to crash, on the living room pull-out couch/bed.
The next thing I know it's morning and I'm waking up to the sound of my buddy going "uh... dude?" I open my eyes and realize that I've somehow sleepwalked into the bed of one of my buddies. Luckily we weren't spooning (or anything else).
I got up quickly super embarrassed... He was just laughing, he thought it was hilarious. Luckily I was able to shake off the embarassment and we remained good friends
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Calling all Baclofen Noobs on the weekend!
Oh, and PS, I'll be on the forums on and off all weekend, for what it's worth
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Calling all Baclofen Noobs on the weekend!
Hahaha. Dude I woke up spooning a friend one time. Our reaction was about like Steve Martin and John Candy in plains, trains, and automobiles. Luckily my hands weren't between two pillows. I think we talked about football and boxing for an entire month.When you're riding in a time machine way far into the future, don't stick your elbow out the window, or it'll turn into a fossil.Comment
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Calling all Baclofen Noobs on the weekend!
Hahahaha.... "THOSE AREN'T PILLOWS!!!"Comment
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Calling all Baclofen Noobs on the weekend!
I'll be around too. I worked across the state today and coming home I finally broke my trip record. For over 2 years I've been trying to speed home in 2 hours and couldn't quite get it. Even with horrible rainstorms I made it in 1 hour 51 minutes. Yahoo!
I think I'd have to be drunk to tell my stories. 😞
Last night my car and I got locked into a park in town. It closed at dusk. I came out to my car at 7:15 and found that their dusk wasn't my dusk. I had to call the Sheriff's Dept to be let out. The good news is it wasn't last year when I would have been buzzed.
That's my excitement.Comment
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Calling all Baclofen Noobs on the weekend!
Lol Neva -panic set in...wait a minute..what am I going to do...Ne/Neva Eva;1517259 wrote: Hiya, Spirit. Weekends are looooong.
My husband and my dog are at my parent's house helping my dad install cabinets. He left on Thursday and won't be back until tomorrow. Woot!
But about three hours after they left on Thursday, I was like, "HEY! WAIT! wth am I gonna do all weekend? aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaagh!" I almost drove up to join them. Then I ate a PB and J for dinner and read a book. Niiiiiice.
It always take me just a little while to understand just what is going on...lol and then..Comment
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Calling all Baclofen Noobs on the weekend!
Kronk -I like your accounting standards and details...1:51 .. Again, sounds too much like me.kronkcarr;1517352 wrote: I'll be around too. I worked across the state today and coming home I finally broke my trip record. For over 2 years I've been trying to speed home in 2 hours and couldn't quite get it. Even with horrible rainstorms I made it in 1 hour 51 minutes. Yahoo!
I think I'd have to be drunk to tell my stories. 😞
Last night my car and I got locked into a park in town. It closed at dusk. I came out to my car at 7:15 and found that their dusk wasn't my dusk. I had to call the Sheriff's Dept to be let out. The good news is it wasn't last year when I would have been buzzed.
That's my excitement.
Not quite sure I understand what you mean by getting locked in Park? But oh yea, doing anything sober beats the h-- out of being in an otherwise condition.Comment
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Calling all Baclofen Noobs on the weekend!
Stuck -just dang...I guess only folks like us would truly understand the humor in your story. I'm still laughing mao. Have you had anymore family get-togethers lately?Comment
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Calling all Baclofen Noobs on the weekend!
Spirit,
They closed the automatic gates with my car and me inside!Comment
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Calling all Baclofen Noobs on the weekend!
Maybe it had more to do with who the family thought you were!?StuckinLA;1517271 wrote: And, well her family being who they are, they just assumed I was fucking with him
Jesus, it's half past 4 in the morning, and both the kids are wide awake and playing. I had the choice yesterday morning of which early shift to take, and I chose to have my lie in yesterday. What a fool.
Pre baclofen this would have been truly horrible. Now it's just horrible.Comment
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Calling all Baclofen Noobs on the weekend!
CBTT,
You know what I mean.
LLThe hardest arithmetic to master is that which enables us to count our blessings.
*Don't look where you fall, look why you slipped*Comment
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Calling all Baclofen Noobs on the weekend!
And I've often woken up naked in compromising spots. Reading this thread has been a bit of a shock. Up until now, I had just assumed that my legion of female fans had all taken advantage of me as soon as I had passed out. Now I see it happens to a lot of us. So now I am forced to conclude that either my fans are both more widespread and not as selective as I thought, and undress every drunk guy they see, or perhaps we are doing it to ourselves.
Very unsettling.Comment
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Calling all Baclofen Noobs on the weekend!
And I have been in my pool....in a compromising position and it was up for sale :-)
LLThe hardest arithmetic to master is that which enables us to count our blessings.
*Don't look where you fall, look why you slipped*Comment
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