I'm trying to think of a good day. First, I thought of Lent, but that's pretty spectacular procrastination. We could give up procrastination at the same time! Make it double whammy, worth the wait!
Then, I thought of Monday. Mondays are notorious for their innate crappiness. If we're gonna be miserable anyway, it might as well be on a Monday. I looked up holidays for January 23, and the only thing I found that could, with imagination, be deemed as suitable. Monday is "National Report Pharmaceutical Fraud Day." Woo hoo.
If we wait until Tuesday, it is "National Belly Laugh Day," as if the universe was amused at our intentions. It is also "Change a Pet's Life Day" and "National Just Do It Day," both of which could be applicable. My pup would like more walks. It's also "Speak Up and Succeed Day," and less serendipitously it will be "National Beer Can Appreciation Day."
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