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Stranger at the Bar
One night, an man was sitting at an Irsh bar bar. Another man came up next to him and took a seat. The irish man said "Why hello, whats your name, and where you come from?"
The man replied, "Oh well i'm from Ireland, my name is Peter"
"Really? And how old are ya"
"I am 23"
"Really? So am I, what school did you go to when you were a lad?"
"O why i went to St. Mary's"
"No way!! So did I"
What class did you graduate?"
"Class of '64"
"Why, So did I!"
"And where did you live?"
"I lived on Main Street"
"By golly! so did I!!"
Finally the bartender who has been listing to the conversation goes to another customer, leans over and says: "Well, it looks like the Murphy twins are drunk again"AF April 9, 2016
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And yet one more..
Pissing Fun
A guy is in a bar and he bets the bartender $50 bucks that he can stand on top of the bar table and piss across the bar into a cup at the other end. The bartender says, "Alright," so the guy stands up pulls down his pants and starts pissin.
He pisses all over the bar.
The bartender starts laughing gleefully. The guy said, "why are laughing?" and the bartender said you just lost $50 bucks, you didn't even get one droplet in the cup.
The guy said, "That's fine because I just bet all those guys in the back there $50 each that I could piss all over your bar and you would laugh about it!!"AF April 9, 2016
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