and now i know where this guy came from a blast from the past or should we say the FUTURE
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a sign of hope...
...tlrgs pulled his blankie up under his chin and asked "so what happened then fallen?"
"Well Roger.....
....the Guy Darrens turned a whiter shade of pale, and were at a loss of what to
do.
Thankfully, Thankful knew.
After giving the guys a good thrashing :b&d: which they thanked her for,
Thankful untied roger from the rack & gave him an application to an Engineering
course.
Captn questioned her motives & was immediately disciplined :b&d: for not seeing
the obvious. He apologized profusely for his stupidity. He attributed his lack
of mental awareness to sunstroke & the loss of body fluids & begged for
forgiveness. During the next session of correction,which was so skillfully
dished out by
BeThankfulIDon't KickYourAssLikeICouldIfIWantedTo,
his presence of mind returned & he could see that it was only logical that
someone on board had to take an engineering course so that they could build a
solar array to attach to Time's tub to keep the water temperature at perfect
temperature with no fluctuations.AF 6 years
NF 7 years
A journey of a thousand miles begins with one single step
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THE DARRENS WERE RELIVED THIER SHRINKAGE WAS TEMP. WENT OUT & PICKED UP A COUPLE TANKS OF OXYGEN....?Be who you are and say what you feel because
those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind.?
Dr. Seuss
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OMG what have I been missing here. This sounds hilarious!! I'm glad of these updates so I too can catch up with what's been happening.
I've been adrift at sea for far too long that even my sole shipmate wants nothing to do with me anymore. He's just an ass anyway who thinks I'm too overweight for eating all the rations in one go.
"Keep me away from the wisdom which does not cry, the philosophy which does not laugh and the greatness which does not bow before children." Kahlil Gibran
Clean and sober 25th January 2009
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Well I'm on bananas, 100w light bulbs (only the finest of course), Koalas wrapped in greaseproof paper, tepid bath water (urine optional) and a handful of ground coaxial cable nuggets.............
...............AND.............I'M DOIN JUST GRAND!!"Keep me away from the wisdom which does not cry, the philosophy which does not laugh and the greatness which does not bow before children." Kahlil Gibran
Clean and sober 25th January 2009
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A dim light flickers
"...fallen, did i get a lettr? .....asked tlrgs.. "i think i rember gettin a lettr" .
"Yes Roger.... you did... " said Angel in a reassuring tone... "you got a very nice letter.
As I recall it said....
To: tlrgs
From: Higher State of Learning
Your application has been returned due to numerous spelling errors.
Please fill out a new application & return to this office.
Sincerely,
Ms. N. Formation
Administration Dept.
P.S.
Use a pen next time, not a crayon ".AF 6 years
NF 7 years
A journey of a thousand miles begins with one single step
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