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[hippie37]

I am a functional subtype what about you?

Starlight Impress;226323 wrote: "she was really hands on".........Yikes!!!!!!, don`t like the sounds of HER!!!! :H

Starlight Impress x

She was actually sitting right next to them wearing rubber gloves while they masturbated.
I know it all sounds a bit 'pervy' but she has helped thousands of women achieve orgasms through self exploratory techniques. She is definitely seen as some kind of guru over in the States. I'll have to wait to hear from Boots, Jude or Trixie to see if they have heard of her. She lives in New York so Trixies neck of the woods!!!

Love and Happiness
Hippie
xx

[trixietrack]

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what is her name hippie?
I am always puzzled by women who can't get themselves off and have to pay to learn.
sound interesting hippie.

[bootcampbarbie]

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my lipsticks are famous???????? they are?????? okay i have to go and find the famous dr betty on google. she sounds like a very beautiful woman to help out so many women. i know some of my girlfriends that if the wind is blowing the right way. watch out. then there are others that well due to whatever circumstances in life, they just can't. i could be sending betty a wholleeeee lotta business. hell, maybe she will franchise and i can open the barbie "lipstck" clinic.
but sadly, i'm in a bit of a panic. i can't find my lipstick and well, it could be all kinds of places and i'm hoping to god i haven't left in some really traceable back to me meeting office or something. like i threw it in the purse with all my lipsticks as it looks just like them. i'm going to have to tear apart the place. can't have that kind of weaponry roaming around on the lose unattended. oh my god....... come back pink come back. did you abandon bootsie?

[Saint Jude]

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:H Too funny on mis placing it Bootsi!
I always carry my Binaca breath spray in my apron pocket @ work... the other girls are always borrowing it. Can you imagine if they pulled out a vibrating lipstick from my pocket? Hee Hee! That'd keep their paws outa my pockets now wouldn't it?

I can just see their faces now when I ask them..."Where do ya think that's been?"

Starting on the Christmas wish list now...hee hee...

[hippie37]

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Betty Dodson: Adult Sex Education, Sex Toys, and Sex Videos

Here's the link to Dr. Betty's website but if you google her name it will bring up a ton of other sites as well!!

What I found most intriguing was the woman who couldn't even touch her clitoris without it hurting. After all that money she had spent flying over to New York to literally be told it wasn't a psychological issue with her that is was real pain for her. There was a particular name for what she was suffering with but I cannot remember it. Anyway, she was absolutely furious at the NHS and her doctors back home who were all telling her it was in her head and they couldn't do anything for her. Her marriage was on the verge of falling apart because of it which I thought was the real crime.

hope the link helps anyway its been an eye-opening and informative journey for me I can tell you.

Love and Happiness
Hippie
xx

[hippie37]

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I'm sorry if the above link offends anyone It wasn't what I cut and pasted literally. I think the forum interprets the link differently rather than showing a www.address....

I'm not promoting porn here at all if anyone is thinking that way. This is an honest and open discussion with members here so please read previous posts if you are at all concerned.

Thank you Hippie xx

[bootcampbarbie]

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because her cashmere gloves were at the cleaners darling.

[hippie37]

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She never interacted with the womens vulva's herself apart from passing them certain items or lubrication etc. Its purely for cleanliness I presume. She would have the ladies sitting on the floor with a mirror between their legs so she needs to be close to explain things to them. I'm not explaining things any better really am I!!?. You would have to see her at work to really understand what I mean. I'll try and find a link on Youtube that isn't in anyway going to offend anyone. (I could be gone a while in that case!!)

Love and Happiness
Hippie
xx

[bootcampbarbie]

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hippie has a new science project. oh i'm just cracking up. okay honestly i have to jump in the shower and i'm not going to wear gloves. tkeene. i'm actually crying with laughter. oh my god. funny funny in the most practical kind of way. and funnier still is the nice lady looks kind of like that comedian roseann barr. creepy.......

[hippie37]

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I've poked and prodded my way around a few bits and bobs in my time but I think the dawning of the age of clitoris is upon me. I shall find out all I need to know and go forth into the land of vulva's with an open mind and research myself silly among the petals and flowers of the delicate angels I meet.

Love and Happiness
Hippie
xx

[bootcampbarbie]

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fell off my barbie chair..... oh my....... now, this is a really sad situation as i honestly have misplaced my lipstick. and i don't know where i left it. now, it is a brand new one, never been used. but i'm just cracking up because i've looked everywhere for lipstick and it is missing. not in briefcase, purse, car, house, anywhere. oh myyyyyyyyyyyyy. i do recall seeing Ms. Pink when i was having to chose what valuables to pack when we were under evacuation orders for fire. maybe she is in a suitcase. well, i know what you are thinking. do i take the ummmmm computer or the lipstick. hummmmmmmm LIPSTICK.

[bootcampbarbie]

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really please god do not let anyone find ms. pink or at least don't let them open her up, and well turn her on..... and find out she has actually she's a 6 speeder... calling pink now. PINK PINK COME HERE.......

[Saint Jude]

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Bootsi,
I'm sure she'll show up when ya least expect her!:H
Probably when you have the In-laws over for Christmas dinner or something...

[hippie37]

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Research

As you know I've been doing a bit of research lately into a certain condition that is very much overlooked in this country by many Doctors and effecting many women who are having to put up with painful intercourse. My research started after watching a program on Channel 4 in th UK called Dr. Betty - 77 year old sexologist. The program followed 3 women from the UK who were having difficulty in obtaining an orgasm. They all flew to New York to meet up with Dr. Betty Dodson who was going to help them achieve thegoals. 1 of the women had never had an orgasm in her life and was aged about 36. Another was only able to achieve orgasm through masturbation and wanted to be able to orgasm through penetrative sex and the 3rd women was having major problems with being able to reach an orgasm due to pain.

After watching the program I was shocked to learn that the condition the last woman had was not being recognised by Doctors in this country or if it was very few were actually being diagnosed correctly. This women had been suffering for over 10 years and having to put up with painful sex purely to keep her marriage from breaking down. Her husband was admittedly very aware of her problem and also very tentative towards her. The big problem was actually in this womens head because no-one had recognised her condition. She had been passed from doctor to doctor and specialist to specialist and all of them confirmed that it was a psychological condition and she needed the appropriate help. Not one of them would believe this poor woman that it was a physical condition. It was only after flying thousands of miles to New York, spending large sums of money and getting help from Dr. Betty Dodson that she was finally able to get some piece of mind.

Dr. Betty mainly holds clinics for women and I think she is amazing at getting women to be comfortable in exploring themselves and overcome their problems.

Below is an article on the subject of dysesthetic vulvodynia which is what the woman was suffering with.

I'll continue research and updates as and when I find the time.!!

Love and Happiness
Hippie
xx


Vulvodynia is a complex condition that requires careful assessment by a knowledgeable, patient clinician in order to arrive at answers and resolutions.

There are three types of vulvodynia conditions:

* Infectious vulvodynia, including candida, cyclic vulvitis, chronic vaginitis, some herpes infections, etc.
* Vulvar dermatoses (formerly called vulvar dystrophies), including lichen sclerosis, lichen planus, lichen simplex chronicus, erosive vaginitis, steroid rebound dermatitis, etc.
* Dysesthetic (idiopathic) vulvodynia, including vulvar vestibulitis. (Dysesthesia = abnormal sensation)

Infectious vulvodynia and vulvar dermatoses are diagnosed by examination and/or laboratory tests, and are managed by medication or other medical interventions, usually with good results.
In contrast, dysesthetic (idiopathic) vulvodynia is a condition without an apparent cause, which is the meaning of the term "idiopathic." This is the most common type of vulvodynia, and the content of the following discussion.

What are the typical symptoms of dysesthetic vulvodynia?

* Burning, throbbing, itching, stinging in the vulva (the female genitals that are within the outer lips, or labia majora)
* Poking, as if a needle is stuck in the vulva
* Diffused, generalized vulvar pain
* Urinary urgency and/or frequency
* Associated stress-related conditions, such as irritable bowel syndrome, headaches, fibromyalgia, chronic fatigue syndrome, sleep problems, eating disorders, TMJ problems, etc.
* Dyspareunia
* Vaginismus
/>In our extensive work with dysesthetic vulvodynia, we have identified the following seven main causes for this distressing condition, each necessitating a careful evaluation and personalized intervention:

1. Vulvar dryness
2. Alteration of the vulvar ecosystem (the balance between the "good" and "bad" bacteria)
3. Excessive vulvar friction irritation
4. Substance sensitivity/allergy
5. Poor vulvar hygiene
6. Hormonal effect
7. Emotional stress that is translated ("sent") to the vulva

Women who suffer from dysesthetic vulvodynia are often caught in a cycle of endless pain and suffering, which leads to depression, anger at the medical field for not being able to help, withdrawal from life's activities, difficulties sustaining relationships, and avoidance of sexual intimacy.

The support system, which may include the partner, family and friends, becomes frustrated, impatient, resentful, hopeless, angry and withdrawn, further propeling the woman into a deeper sense of "I will never be able to live a normal life again."

As with vulvar vestibulitis, the treatment process of dysesthetic vulvodynia must be that of a body-mind approach because both the body and the mind are affected!
Yes, there is a cure for dysesthetic vulvodynia -- it requires finding the right clinician who will be patient enough and knowledgeable enough to spend the time it may take to get to the root of the problem, and offer the intervention that will work best.

[hippie37]

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more research

Here is Dr. Betty Dodson drawing and speaking about the clitoris.
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You do know girls don't you that I'm doing all this for you!!
(To be honest I'm learning shit loads as well! My sex education at 13 was lousy!)