I am a functional subtype what about you?

[Flip]

I am a functional subtype what about you?

oh my, I"m soooo upset ! you've made me cry!! does my arse really look fat in these shorts???
Anyway, have the damned comedian, I don't like competition.
I want money, Brains and sex.

[Guest]

I am a functional subtype what about you?

Ditto to the money and brains, Flip, only I demand FABULOUS sex........guess you`re a little more easily pleased than I. lol

[Flip]

I am a functional subtype what about you?

look star, at this point in my life any sex is fabulous, even better if there's a man involved.

[Guest]

I am a functional subtype what about you?

Hmmmm........I guess my high standards are making it too hard for the men I hit on then........lol

[Flip]

I am a functional subtype what about you?

poor buggers are probably scared to death - how about you keep you clothes ON next time you see a man?

[Guest]

I am a functional subtype what about you?

Honey...........I donned an entire suit of armour almost 2 verrrrrrrrry long years ago.....if ever I find a good`un........I`ll ask if he has a bruvva for my M.W.O. sex-starved Sista!! LMAO

[Flip]

I am a functional subtype what about you?

To dream the impossible dream, follow every rainbow.... lala la la la

[Guest]

I am a functional subtype what about you?

Well, MY favourite song is from Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs........."One Day My Price Will Come.........." LMAO

[Flip]

I am a functional subtype what about you?

Price? are you on special or is that your everyday price?

[Guest]

I am a functional subtype what about you?

Now listen up, Sweetie.........I`ll have you know that I`m "luxury goods"!! LMAO

[hart]

I am a functional subtype what about you?

Barbie, I think u'll have to get twins for Flip and Star, easy enuf, with the comedian, rich, funny standards.......one sex is secondary the other needs to be a swordsman. Whew, glad I'm not matchmaking!!!! :egad:

[bootcampbarbie]

I am a functional subtype what about you?

wow, this is challanging. well, just be clear. i'm not giving away my hubby. he is way handsome hawaiin guy. surf is up. so, nope can't give that away on any kind of special. and brains too. yummy. now i'm not sure how to rate all these handsome lads for the prowess in bed as i can't test drive. hubby has his limits. and of course they'd all say yeah baby. like what guy is going to say no i need work. in fact they all say hey we give lessons. lol now as a waiting measure til your packages arrive i was in a 6 star hotel on sunset strip and i went in their hotel store and low and behold. they had barbie toys. yep, they had a lipstick that is really a 4 speed um yep, secretly disquised. i bought the pink one. love that shade. and then they had the bestest. they had these adorable thong undies with yep a little hidden secret in the crotch. then this handy little remote control with 10 speeds. wow, and it is good to up oh 30 feet. well, i had to experiment. and it works through doors. wow, it is like the 8th wonder of the world. so, til i can sort out what package to drop ship you. that should tide you over. now the thong has two colors black with pink ribbon or black with black ribbon. why that matters i will never know. lol and fell off my barbie chair. oops guess i had the speed up tooooooo hiiiighghghghghghghghghhghgh

[bootcampbarbie]

I am a functional subtype what about you?

see the research i'm doing for you. oy veh.

[bootcampbarbie]

I am a functional subtype what about you?

where on earth am i going to find a swordsman????? maybe the persian prince is good with a sword....... i better make some subtle inquiries. hummmmm

[hart]

I am a functional subtype what about you?

Can I test drive? :wings: