Morning All-
I figured I'd get up 5 minutes earlier so I can come here.
Gotta love my new job. I see everything & get calls for everything from fleas in my house to bed bugs (which we don't handle & I transfer them to Environmental) to "do you test for HIV?" to my first day where a woman came in during lunch (go figure I was the only one with a nurse to help) and she wanted to know if we had the non-lubricated condoms. Hell it's my first day-how do I know. So i go ask the nurse & she was like "that's weird normally they ask for lubricated". So as she walked by the lady she was like why non and the lady goes "I want the ones for oral sex". Well duh. So the nurse goes "oh, the minty ones?" I almost fell over laughing. Then the lady goes "yeah, I just found out my boyfriend got gonorrhea". Yikes. This woman was my age.
Well I'm off. Today is immunization where people wait till the last minute to have their kids shots before school. They told me it will be busy next week since school starts & kids are not permitted into school without their shots. Oy.
Have a great AF day everyone. If I was drinking I would have never gotten this crazy job and some how would have sabotaged it with my booze. Life is good without the foggy brain.
Enjoy the AF weekend everyone! Attached files [img]/converted_files/11771=1633-attachment.gif[/img]
I figured I'd get up 5 minutes earlier so I can come here.
Gotta love my new job. I see everything & get calls for everything from fleas in my house to bed bugs (which we don't handle & I transfer them to Environmental) to "do you test for HIV?" to my first day where a woman came in during lunch (go figure I was the only one with a nurse to help) and she wanted to know if we had the non-lubricated condoms. Hell it's my first day-how do I know. So i go ask the nurse & she was like "that's weird normally they ask for lubricated". So as she walked by the lady she was like why non and the lady goes "I want the ones for oral sex". Well duh. So the nurse goes "oh, the minty ones?" I almost fell over laughing. Then the lady goes "yeah, I just found out my boyfriend got gonorrhea". Yikes. This woman was my age.
Well I'm off. Today is immunization where people wait till the last minute to have their kids shots before school. They told me it will be busy next week since school starts & kids are not permitted into school without their shots. Oy.
Have a great AF day everyone. If I was drinking I would have never gotten this crazy job and some how would have sabotaged it with my booze. Life is good without the foggy brain.
Enjoy the AF weekend everyone! Attached files [img]/converted_files/11771=1633-attachment.gif[/img]
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