sniff sniff....... OMG it's...... Garlic man!
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AF Daily - Friday July 15th!
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AF Daily - Friday July 15th!
Super Hero Magazine is excited to report this exclusive interview with the strongest smelling man in crime fighting, Garlic man.
SHM: so, oh gawd, he really has a stench.... um, hello Garlic Man, how are you?
Gman: I'm full of garlicky goodness, thank you
SHM: why are your pants glowing white hot?
Gman: I'm afraid that's classified
SHM: ok, we understand Gman prefers curvy women, is that true?
Gman: is this interview going to be televised?
SHM: are you F*#king kidding me?
Gman: oh, ok then. yes, yes I prefer curvy women.
SHM: do you have any advice for children?
Gman: yes, two pieces of advice. first, knock that crap off (whatever it is) also if you avoid drugs, alcohol and politics you are giving yourself the best chance for success.
SHM: ....yawn. so.... how did you get into the crime-fighting business?
Gman: I really forget. folks don't realize that being a super hero involves a lot of blows to the head, and I have trouble remembering most things now. but I think it was a sub-standard meal at a diner that set me off. er... I mean sparked my crime-fighting career.
SHM: is crime fighting a lucrative gig?
Gman: no, not really. you got any change? I need to catch a bus after this.
SHM: so, that about wraps it up for today. Unless I find a real job we'll see you next week with an exclusive interview with Jimbo the amazing spider puppynosce te ipsum
(Know Thyself)
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AF Daily - Friday July 15th!
Classic Deter!! Love the "bombs" behind you-it's how we know this is real :H
Way to experiment with the different settings on your new camera!
God I love the creativity of this group!! We are something else. No need for AL to steal all of this away from us! Beast Haters Unite!!New Birthday: May 8, 2010
"Because dwelling from, not upon, the space you want to inherit is the fastest way to change absolutely everything."[/i]-The Universe
KO the Beast!!
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AF Daily - Friday July 15th!
OMG!!! :H:H:H:H Deter you just got my day off to the most fabulous start! If laughter is good medicine, then this is the high dose prescription only version of it! :H:H (need more smilies now!!!!!)
OMG. White hot pants. You are SO FUNNY!!! We love you Det!
DGSobriety Date = 5/22/08
Nicotine Free Date = 2/27/07
One day at a time.
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