Morning all....5.20am bright and sunny outside, with not a cloud in the sky.....Yeh right..lets try blowing a hooley, pitch black,and raining!!Its early doors,so wont be staying on too long as I have got a decent drive ahead of me..How are we all this morning?Weather definitely on the change now..and this Sunday the clocks go back over here.
Tea and coffee here if anyone awake
Morning..no .afternoon Kuya, and how are you today?Dont know what I am eating but aint shifting these pounds as quick as I want to!!
Good morning ppq..so youve got loads of the white stuff there? Maybe you should stock snow shovels too in your store as well as patience!!! dont know how you are going to make them start with a "p" though!!How are you today?apart from the weather
Morning Lav...how are you today?..how was kid watching yesterdday?,and have you got more today? Coffee for you? Extra large brown eggs? ouch!!Trying to snow here last night..only the little diddy flakes...thankfully never succeeded but....
Aha morning Satz the not so angelic..how are you today?workhouse today again is it?Well you gotta pay for them hols somehow..
Morning SF..how are you today?ready for a go getter day by the sound of it.No drama re the health issues..just sometimes..
I know you say it sounds easier this time round..be careful tho..cos its times like that there is tendency for it to bite you on the bum
Morning K ..lovely view there..you ever climbed that? glad you are rested and feeling good.
Hiya Nurdl ..you doing ok ? whats on the cards for you today?
Morning YAH..you ok?Nope you arent really any closer as to the early morning adventures..will say though..its outside..wow what a bonus!!We all get those thoughts about the just one and I can control it and all that bs..fact is we cant.. that's why we are here..what we can control is what we do when those feelings start.Nah day one is a long way back..for what?Stick with it..you can do it x :l
Morning Det .. you ok? on your travels in the snow?and living out of a suitcase too?got any garlic with you?Take it easy my friend.
Cantoo..what can I say..well done really chuffed for you..keep it up :l:goodjob:
Molls what are you doing?real work?take a leaf out of Satzys book..yesterday she was bored out of her tree!!Hope you are ok..Molls the skiing granny..boy we need pics on that one
Morning Allan..you ok? been hiding out in the smoke?
Good morning Life..ok heres what Im up to (..............) did you get that?How are you today?2 days off/ now then ,what are you going to do with that?ere you are..the coffee you missed yesterday.So far in the garden I have planted up leeks onions, kale,broad beans, garlic, cauliflower and cabbage. In seed trays waiting to go out I ve got more cabbage, brussel sprouts, broccoli and winter lettuce..and potatoes..Going to try and winter some carrots too ..yep you guessed it..for the rabbits!!
Right time to go..here you are ppq
Have a great day folks
One day a man decided to retire..
He booked himself on a Caribbean cruise and proceeded to have the time of
his life, that is, until the ship sank.
He soon found himself on an island with no other people, no supplies,
nothing, only bananas and coconuts.
After about four months, he is lying on the beach one day when the most
gorgeous woman he has ever seen rows up to the shore.
In disbelief, he asks, "Where did you come from? How did you get here?"
She replies, "I rowed over from the other side of the island where I landed
when my cruise ship sank."
"Amazing," he notes. "You were really lucky to have a row boat wash up with
you."
"Oh, this thing?" explains the woman. "I made the boat out of some raw
material I found on the island.
The oars were whittled from gum tree branches. I wove the bottom from palm
tree branches, and the sides
and stern came from a Eucalyptus tree."
"But, where did you get the tools?"
"Oh, that was no problem," replied the woman. "On the south side of the
island, a very unusual stratum
of alluvial rock is exposed. I found that if I fired it to a certain
temperature in my kiln, it melted into ductile iron I used that to make tools and used the tools to make the
hardware."
The guy is stunned.
"Let's row over to my place," she says.
So, after a short time of rowing, she soon docks the boat at a small wharf.
As the man looks to shore, he nearly falls off the boat... Before him is a
long stone walk leading to a cabin and tree house.
While the woman ties up the rowboat with an expertly woven hemp rope, the
man can only stare ahead, dumb struck. As they walk into the house, she
says casually,
"It's not much, but I call it home. Sit down, please."
"Would you like a drink?"
"No! No thank you," the man blurts out, still dazed. "I can't take another
drop of coconut juice."
"It's not coconut juice," winks the woman. "I have a still. How would you
like a Tropical Spritz?"
Trying to hide his continued amazement, the man accepts, and they sit down
on her couch to talk.
After they exchange their individual survival stories, the woman announces,
"I'm going to slip into
something more comfortable. Would you like to take a shower and shave?
There's a razor in the bathroom cabinet upstairs.."
No longer questioning anything, the man goes upstairs into the bathroom.
There, in the cabinet is a razor
made from a piece of tortoise bone. Two shells honed to a hollow ground
edge are fastened on to its end inside a swivel mechanism.
"This woman is amazing," he muses. "What's next?"
When he returns, she greets him wearing nothing
but some small flowers on tiny vines, each strategically positioned, she
smelled faintly of gardenias.
She then beckons for him to sit down next to her.
"Tell me," she begins suggestively, slithering closer to him,
"We've both been out here for many months.
You must have been lonely. When was the last time you played around? She
stares into his eyes.
He can't believe what he's hearing. "You mean..." he swallows excitedly as
tears start to form in his eyes,
"You've built a Golf Course?"
Tea and coffee here if anyone awake
Morning..no .afternoon Kuya, and how are you today?Dont know what I am eating but aint shifting these pounds as quick as I want to!!
Good morning ppq..so youve got loads of the white stuff there? Maybe you should stock snow shovels too in your store as well as patience!!! dont know how you are going to make them start with a "p" though!!How are you today?apart from the weather
Morning Lav...how are you today?..how was kid watching yesterdday?,and have you got more today? Coffee for you? Extra large brown eggs? ouch!!Trying to snow here last night..only the little diddy flakes...thankfully never succeeded but....
Aha morning Satz the not so angelic..how are you today?workhouse today again is it?Well you gotta pay for them hols somehow..
Morning SF..how are you today?ready for a go getter day by the sound of it.No drama re the health issues..just sometimes..
I know you say it sounds easier this time round..be careful tho..cos its times like that there is tendency for it to bite you on the bum
Morning K ..lovely view there..you ever climbed that? glad you are rested and feeling good.
Hiya Nurdl ..you doing ok ? whats on the cards for you today?
Morning YAH..you ok?Nope you arent really any closer as to the early morning adventures..will say though..its outside..wow what a bonus!!We all get those thoughts about the just one and I can control it and all that bs..fact is we cant.. that's why we are here..what we can control is what we do when those feelings start.Nah day one is a long way back..for what?Stick with it..you can do it x :l
Morning Det .. you ok? on your travels in the snow?and living out of a suitcase too?got any garlic with you?Take it easy my friend.
Cantoo..what can I say..well done really chuffed for you..keep it up :l:goodjob:
Molls what are you doing?real work?take a leaf out of Satzys book..yesterday she was bored out of her tree!!Hope you are ok..Molls the skiing granny..boy we need pics on that one
Morning Allan..you ok? been hiding out in the smoke?
Good morning Life..ok heres what Im up to (..............) did you get that?
How are you today?2 days off/ now then ,what are you going to do with that?ere you are..the coffee you missed yesterday.So far in the garden I have planted up leeks onions, kale,broad beans, garlic, cauliflower and cabbage. In seed trays waiting to go out I ve got more cabbage, brussel sprouts, broccoli and winter lettuce..and potatoes..Going to try and winter some carrots too ..yep you guessed it..for the rabbits!!Right time to go..here you are ppq
Have a great day folks
One day a man decided to retire..
He booked himself on a Caribbean cruise and proceeded to have the time of
his life, that is, until the ship sank.
He soon found himself on an island with no other people, no supplies,
nothing, only bananas and coconuts.
After about four months, he is lying on the beach one day when the most
gorgeous woman he has ever seen rows up to the shore.
In disbelief, he asks, "Where did you come from? How did you get here?"
She replies, "I rowed over from the other side of the island where I landed
when my cruise ship sank."
"Amazing," he notes. "You were really lucky to have a row boat wash up with
you."
"Oh, this thing?" explains the woman. "I made the boat out of some raw
material I found on the island.
The oars were whittled from gum tree branches. I wove the bottom from palm
tree branches, and the sides
and stern came from a Eucalyptus tree."
"But, where did you get the tools?"
"Oh, that was no problem," replied the woman. "On the south side of the
island, a very unusual stratum
of alluvial rock is exposed. I found that if I fired it to a certain
temperature in my kiln, it melted into ductile iron I used that to make tools and used the tools to make the
hardware."
The guy is stunned.
"Let's row over to my place," she says.
So, after a short time of rowing, she soon docks the boat at a small wharf.
As the man looks to shore, he nearly falls off the boat... Before him is a
long stone walk leading to a cabin and tree house.
While the woman ties up the rowboat with an expertly woven hemp rope, the
man can only stare ahead, dumb struck. As they walk into the house, she
says casually,
"It's not much, but I call it home. Sit down, please."
"Would you like a drink?"
"No! No thank you," the man blurts out, still dazed. "I can't take another
drop of coconut juice."
"It's not coconut juice," winks the woman. "I have a still. How would you
like a Tropical Spritz?"
Trying to hide his continued amazement, the man accepts, and they sit down
on her couch to talk.
After they exchange their individual survival stories, the woman announces,
"I'm going to slip into
something more comfortable. Would you like to take a shower and shave?
There's a razor in the bathroom cabinet upstairs.."
No longer questioning anything, the man goes upstairs into the bathroom.
There, in the cabinet is a razor
made from a piece of tortoise bone. Two shells honed to a hollow ground
edge are fastened on to its end inside a swivel mechanism.
"This woman is amazing," he muses. "What's next?"
When he returns, she greets him wearing nothing
but some small flowers on tiny vines, each strategically positioned, she
smelled faintly of gardenias.
She then beckons for him to sit down next to her.
"Tell me," she begins suggestively, slithering closer to him,
"We've both been out here for many months.
You must have been lonely. When was the last time you played around? She
stares into his eyes.
He can't believe what he's hearing. "You mean..." he swallows excitedly as
tears start to form in his eyes,
"You've built a Golf Course?"
Keeping it simple. Keeping it real.
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