Goooooooooooood mornin all...well weekend approaches, so today is poets day..not too long now until some old geezer in a red suit with a white beard tries to get down the chimney!!!
Well on we go..so hows the booze busters today? do I detect a less subversive? attitude around as I trawl the boards
Tea and coffee provided..for all Im on my ginseng honey and lemon tea again..its lovely.Also now lost 7 lb since I started..spent a fair bit of time on the treadmill yesterday
Morning Kuya ..and how are you today?Cleaning the pool out are you?look forward to your daily updates on your pool cleaning......in fact we can do a swop I will let you know on a daily basis how quick the grass is growing in the back garden!!In fact, we have got a pool here..its a bit smaller though....and if you arent careful you can burn your backside on the hot tap getting in!!Spending s minutes in Salford..you cant STAND for 3 minutes in Salford specially the precinct with out getting turned over!!! Oh....and cheer up
Morning PPQ....how is you today? get some of those energy levels up...any plans for the weekend?
That sounds an interesting title....scavenging by limo..what will that entail?....oh just in case..put an extra p in your pocket for the day
Morning Nurdl..glad to see you safe and well ..any plans for the weekend?has the weather calmed down now?
Morning Lav..heres a big cuppa...boy what are you doing to yourself? Firstly you go through a hurricane then invite ministorms in !! Had a look at that haggis hunt..e used to go out and catch our own..you need to get up early to do that..They lie in the glen sides in Scotland..2 little front legs for going uphill..put a pic at the end but its a bit small
Morning RC...arsey or Rab C...you ok?Wow a teacher in posh skools?maybe you teached me!! So what is one doing with oneself over the forthcoming weekend may I be so bold as ask?
Dobra Shue...nice to "see" you Coffee for you.So you went to see the new James Bond? did he say anything to you?So your next client...nah that definitely doesnt sound right!!!So your next meet is quite small? Must be honest thought you ould have clicked quicker than that...especially when his six mates got out the back of the car dressed as miners ..Towering over him in stillettoes? hmmm we wont go there!!!
Morning Satzy..see Im being polite to you today...how are you?I would have great fun with Mr Nosey..there would be so much crap left lying around for him to read he wouldnt know whether he was coming or going!!!Remember in my last job, used to have someone who went through the offices on nights.....so I made up this big crappy policy on staff rotation and left it out...wow was that fun...had the union at my door within days
Not too long till Oz now...need to get on to the underoos thread and practice the lingo
Hi Cantoo...its in Spain Tenerife that is not Cory..though I wish it was!!! used to pass that every day when I worked in Manchester Cant remember where we are going...I just do nodding and paying...but believe me it wont be where any of that bunch go! Did you go on your hike last night?
Hi Det..glad your feeling better mate...........prosus et sursum! oh and by the way ..haggis, black pudding. red pudding, white pudding, square sausage mmmmmmmmmmm now you know why Jockland has the highest heart attack rate!!
Morning SF.....you ok? .........you know where we are.
Right peeps for the offski..have a great weekend whatever you are doing...oh and do it af
90 yr old man goes to the chemist and asks for 6 viagra tablets. "Can you break them into quarters for me" he asks. The chemist tells him that he won't get an erection with a quarter tablet. The old man says, " I don't want an erection, I am just sick of pissing on me slippers"!
A little boy asks his dad "where does poo come from dad?"
His day explains "well son, food passes down the Osophagus by peristalsis. It enters into the stomach, where digestive enzymes induce a probiotic reaction in the alimentary canal. This extracts the protein before waste product enter the colon. Water is absorbed, whereupon it then enters the rectum finally to emerge as poo".
"Blimey" says the little lad. "so where does Tigger come from then?".
Paddy and Mick are standing at the edge of a cliff, with a budgie on each shoulder. Paddy hurls himself off the cliff and plummets to his death.
Mick looks down at his dead mate and says "bugger this budgie jumping I'm not doing it"
Bloke goes in the barber,Can you cut my hair please...Certainly Sir,how would you like it styled.
Well I'd like a big 6 inch scar on the back of me head,Just cut the back all uneven with a skinhead look as for the fringe just chomp it all up so I look a right tosser
Barber
Sir I can't cut your hair in this way......Well you did the last fkng time. Attached files [img]/converted_files/69078=7106-attachment.jpg[/img]
Well on we go..so hows the booze busters today? do I detect a less subversive? attitude around as I trawl the boards
Tea and coffee provided..for all Im on my ginseng honey and lemon tea again..its lovely.Also now lost 7 lb since I started..spent a fair bit of time on the treadmill yesterday
Morning Kuya ..and how are you today?Cleaning the pool out are you?look forward to your daily updates on your pool cleaning......in fact we can do a swop I will let you know on a daily basis how quick the grass is growing in the back garden!!In fact, we have got a pool here..its a bit smaller though....and if you arent careful you can burn your backside on the hot tap getting in!!Spending s minutes in Salford..you cant STAND for 3 minutes in Salford specially the precinct with out getting turned over!!! Oh....and cheer up
Morning PPQ....how is you today? get some of those energy levels up...any plans for the weekend?
That sounds an interesting title....scavenging by limo..what will that entail?....oh just in case..put an extra p in your pocket for the day
Morning Nurdl..glad to see you safe and well ..any plans for the weekend?has the weather calmed down now?
Morning Lav..heres a big cuppa...boy what are you doing to yourself? Firstly you go through a hurricane then invite ministorms in !! Had a look at that haggis hunt..e used to go out and catch our own..you need to get up early to do that..They lie in the glen sides in Scotland..2 little front legs for going uphill..put a pic at the end but its a bit small
Morning RC...arsey or Rab C...you ok?Wow a teacher in posh skools?maybe you teached me!! So what is one doing with oneself over the forthcoming weekend may I be so bold as ask?
Dobra Shue...nice to "see" you Coffee for you.So you went to see the new James Bond? did he say anything to you?So your next client...nah that definitely doesnt sound right!!!So your next meet is quite small? Must be honest thought you ould have clicked quicker than that...especially when his six mates got out the back of the car dressed as miners ..Towering over him in stillettoes? hmmm we wont go there!!!
Morning Satzy..see Im being polite to you today...how are you?I would have great fun with Mr Nosey..there would be so much crap left lying around for him to read he wouldnt know whether he was coming or going!!!Remember in my last job, used to have someone who went through the offices on nights.....so I made up this big crappy policy on staff rotation and left it out...wow was that fun...had the union at my door within days
Not too long till Oz now...need to get on to the underoos thread and practice the lingo
Hi Cantoo...its in Spain Tenerife that is not Cory..though I wish it was!!! used to pass that every day when I worked in Manchester Cant remember where we are going...I just do nodding and paying...but believe me it wont be where any of that bunch go! Did you go on your hike last night?
Hi Det..glad your feeling better mate...........prosus et sursum! oh and by the way ..haggis, black pudding. red pudding, white pudding, square sausage mmmmmmmmmmm now you know why Jockland has the highest heart attack rate!!
Morning SF.....you ok? .........you know where we are.
Right peeps for the offski..have a great weekend whatever you are doing...oh and do it af
90 yr old man goes to the chemist and asks for 6 viagra tablets. "Can you break them into quarters for me" he asks. The chemist tells him that he won't get an erection with a quarter tablet. The old man says, " I don't want an erection, I am just sick of pissing on me slippers"!
A little boy asks his dad "where does poo come from dad?"
His day explains "well son, food passes down the Osophagus by peristalsis. It enters into the stomach, where digestive enzymes induce a probiotic reaction in the alimentary canal. This extracts the protein before waste product enter the colon. Water is absorbed, whereupon it then enters the rectum finally to emerge as poo".
"Blimey" says the little lad. "so where does Tigger come from then?".
Paddy and Mick are standing at the edge of a cliff, with a budgie on each shoulder. Paddy hurls himself off the cliff and plummets to his death.
Mick looks down at his dead mate and says "bugger this budgie jumping I'm not doing it"
Bloke goes in the barber,Can you cut my hair please...Certainly Sir,how would you like it styled.
Well I'd like a big 6 inch scar on the back of me head,Just cut the back all uneven with a skinhead look as for the fringe just chomp it all up so I look a right tosser
Barber
Sir I can't cut your hair in this way......Well you did the last fkng time. Attached files [img]/converted_files/69078=7106-attachment.jpg[/img]
PPQ
rettplease: don't leave me Kuya :upset: I'll try harder. Tonight I am CF (took the 17 year old clothes shopping for his new job). And congrats and I'm happy you like her..... Yah there's a story there.
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