Morning all...well here we are ...in one piece...flowers worked a treat, but madam is not a happy bunny, She had to get up this morning at 5.15 am and tomorrow too...so that she can go on a 2 day team bonding thingy..She was under the impression 5.15 was that time at night before the news came on ...she didnt realise there were 2 x5s in a day!!!
So from what I gather and previous knowledge, they all turn up and go through the crap I talked about yesterday............without the staying over and large quantities of falling down juice...anyway me being the good all round egg that I am got up with her too....so there you go another tick in the well done me box!!!
Someone letting fireworks off down the hill...whats that about? Maybe its distress flares!!
Right ..nuff of this...tea and coffee on the go and green tea with honey and ginseng if anyone wants some
Early warning................... wont be here tomorrow morning ..out early o clock..and no aint sitting somewhere watching Coronation bleedin street!
good afternoon to you Kuya..and hows you?Another long day?hmm ours :Hare all the same length...No our first date wasnt too clever..believe me she doesnt want to hang on to that one....all dressed up in posh frock etc..we ended up with KFC on the M62!!
Rabsy...well done on spottin my Ag mistake :stomper: so what are you up to today?
Morning Molls..WhAtd yo umMean men CANTT TYPe? youre as bad as Kuya another long week?? And a Mountain ? of ironing?you musta been told a million times bout exaggerating :H Anyway hows you today?Hows Jilly?
Hi Ronnie glad to see you again..ta for the flowers advice..you ok?Well done on the tee ball bet you are one proud mummy
Morning YAH....well thats 3 months..and the next target is??
Good morning Lav...yeo cold and foggy here too...large brew for you .Im now on no2.Hows things in your neck of the woods?Back to normal yet?Whats on the agenda for you today?
Dobra Shue......one doghouse for sale!!Well done on goin to the gym Shue....yep treadmill is handy for catching up on isnt it? Hows things in busy land with you.
PPQ...good morning to you..how are you today?That potluck sounded like a good do..mm sounds pretty interesting.Going through your posts..no not stalking you!! a lot of your activities sound community based..am I right?
Heres a coffee..first today
Good morning Turn..how are you?...your post............I'm starting out with a kicky, new haircut. Just feels good to be good to myself after so many years of self-abuse!
Had to read that twice..thought it said Kinky :H..puts a whole new spin on that phrase!!!
So whats the haircut like?..not that mine will ever be any different..its always "short"
Morning Scottishlass..jeez thats long...needs to be shortened!..answers on a postcard please! welcome to the madhouse..please join in...its good fun but serious when it matters..yep sums it up more work? nah thats not it..here it is"in the current climate, we have got to maximise our resources, in order to compete in a very unstable and unsound market, therefore our ouptputs and throughputs must be of a such quality and volume that our competitors pale into insignificance with our achieved targets..."
REALSPEAK..
the whole country is in the shit.There is no money... So to get the orders we must work 26 hours a day.If we dont get the orders then its Goodnight Vienna and we are all off to the job centre!!
Nah they aint worked out what I get up to early doors mornings..had the full hit fromm watching Cory...defo not!!! to aliens
Cantoo..morning to you..wow whos a clever lady then?that looks really interesting..get yourself to Rio..best of luck to you go for it, you can do it
Morning Det..you ok?Had Morrocan salad last night twas lovely.So not on the road this week?Still working or time off?
Morning SF...hows the cold today?Congrats on the award..yes I know what you mean about carbs..it def is hard to stop that one!!
Now there a good one..you enjoy your job and the company you work for..that certainly matters. and also helps..you dont come home cheesed off glugging wine to forget how rubbish a day its been
Right folks thats it for me..exit stage left wont be here early doors tomorrow, but will pop in sometime
take care all...big shout to all not here
A three-legged dog walks into a saloon in the Old West. He sidles up to the bar and says: "I'm looking for the man who shot my paw."
Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly. But when they lit a fire in the craft, it sank, proving once and for all that you can't have your kayak and heat it..
I was having dinner with Garry Kasparov (world chess champion) and there was a check tablecloth. It took him two hours to pass me the salt.
Police arrested two kids yesterday, one was drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks. They charged one - and let the other one off.
A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The driver says: "Ugh, that's the ugliest baby I've ever seen."
The woman walks to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her: "The driver just insulted me." The man says: "You go up there and tell him off. Go on, I'll hold your monkey for you."
During one of her daily classes, a teacher trying to teach good manners, asked her students the following question:
Michael, if you were on a date having dinner with a nice young lady, how would you tell her that you have to go to the bathroom ?
Michael said, Just a minute I have to go pee …
The teacher responded by saying, That would be rude and impolite.
What about you Sherman, how would you say it ?
Sherman said, I am sorry, but I really need to go to the bathroom. I’ll be right back …
That’s better, but it’s still not very nice to say the word bathroom at the dinner table.
And you little Edward, can you use your brain for once and show us your good manners ????
“I would say: Darling, may I please be excused for a moment ? I have to shake hands with a very dear friend of mine, whom I hope to introduce you to after dinner.”
The teacher fainted
Harry shows Tom a beautiful diamond ring he's bought for his wife's birthday.
'I thought she wanted a 4-wheel drive?' says Tom
'She did,' replies Harry, 'but where am I going to find a fake Land Rover?'
A couple had their first child on the NHS...it was terrible. They had to wait 9 months first.
2 blondes are walking down the road. One says 'Oh dear, look at that dead bird.'
The other looks into the sky and says 'Where?'
I haven't spoken to my girlfriend in 18 months...I don't like to interrupt her.
So from what I gather and previous knowledge, they all turn up and go through the crap I talked about yesterday............without the staying over and large quantities of falling down juice...anyway me being the good all round egg that I am got up with her too....so there you go another tick in the well done me box!!!
Someone letting fireworks off down the hill...whats that about? Maybe its distress flares!!
Right ..nuff of this...tea and coffee on the go and green tea with honey and ginseng if anyone wants some
Early warning................... wont be here tomorrow morning ..out early o clock..and no aint sitting somewhere watching Coronation bleedin street!
good afternoon to you Kuya..and hows you?Another long day?hmm ours :Hare all the same length...No our first date wasnt too clever..believe me she doesnt want to hang on to that one....all dressed up in posh frock etc..we ended up with KFC on the M62!!
Rabsy...well done on spottin my Ag mistake :stomper: so what are you up to today?
Morning Molls..WhAtd yo umMean men CANTT TYPe? youre as bad as Kuya another long week?? And a Mountain ? of ironing?you musta been told a million times bout exaggerating :H Anyway hows you today?Hows Jilly?
Hi Ronnie glad to see you again..ta for the flowers advice..you ok?Well done on the tee ball bet you are one proud mummy
Morning YAH....well thats 3 months..and the next target is??
Good morning Lav...yeo cold and foggy here too...large brew for you .Im now on no2.Hows things in your neck of the woods?Back to normal yet?Whats on the agenda for you today?
Dobra Shue......one doghouse for sale!!Well done on goin to the gym Shue....yep treadmill is handy for catching up on isnt it? Hows things in busy land with you.
PPQ...good morning to you..how are you today?That potluck sounded like a good do..mm sounds pretty interesting.Going through your posts..no not stalking you!! a lot of your activities sound community based..am I right?
Heres a coffee..first today
Good morning Turn..how are you?...your post............I'm starting out with a kicky, new haircut. Just feels good to be good to myself after so many years of self-abuse!
Had to read that twice..thought it said Kinky :H..puts a whole new spin on that phrase!!!
So whats the haircut like?..not that mine will ever be any different..its always "short"
Morning Scottishlass..jeez thats long...needs to be shortened!..answers on a postcard please! welcome to the madhouse..please join in...its good fun but serious when it matters..yep sums it up more work? nah thats not it..here it is"in the current climate, we have got to maximise our resources, in order to compete in a very unstable and unsound market, therefore our ouptputs and throughputs must be of a such quality and volume that our competitors pale into insignificance with our achieved targets..."
REALSPEAK..
the whole country is in the shit.There is no money... So to get the orders we must work 26 hours a day.If we dont get the orders then its Goodnight Vienna and we are all off to the job centre!!
Nah they aint worked out what I get up to early doors mornings..had the full hit fromm watching Cory...defo not!!! to aliens
Cantoo..morning to you..wow whos a clever lady then?that looks really interesting..get yourself to Rio..best of luck to you go for it, you can do it
Morning Det..you ok?Had Morrocan salad last night twas lovely.So not on the road this week?Still working or time off?
Morning SF...hows the cold today?Congrats on the award..yes I know what you mean about carbs..it def is hard to stop that one!!
Now there a good one..you enjoy your job and the company you work for..that certainly matters. and also helps..you dont come home cheesed off glugging wine to forget how rubbish a day its been
Right folks thats it for me..exit stage left wont be here early doors tomorrow, but will pop in sometime
take care all...big shout to all not here
A three-legged dog walks into a saloon in the Old West. He sidles up to the bar and says: "I'm looking for the man who shot my paw."
Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly. But when they lit a fire in the craft, it sank, proving once and for all that you can't have your kayak and heat it..
I was having dinner with Garry Kasparov (world chess champion) and there was a check tablecloth. It took him two hours to pass me the salt.
Police arrested two kids yesterday, one was drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks. They charged one - and let the other one off.
A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The driver says: "Ugh, that's the ugliest baby I've ever seen."
The woman walks to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her: "The driver just insulted me." The man says: "You go up there and tell him off. Go on, I'll hold your monkey for you."
During one of her daily classes, a teacher trying to teach good manners, asked her students the following question:
Michael, if you were on a date having dinner with a nice young lady, how would you tell her that you have to go to the bathroom ?
Michael said, Just a minute I have to go pee …
The teacher responded by saying, That would be rude and impolite.
What about you Sherman, how would you say it ?
Sherman said, I am sorry, but I really need to go to the bathroom. I’ll be right back …
That’s better, but it’s still not very nice to say the word bathroom at the dinner table.
And you little Edward, can you use your brain for once and show us your good manners ????
“I would say: Darling, may I please be excused for a moment ? I have to shake hands with a very dear friend of mine, whom I hope to introduce you to after dinner.”
The teacher fainted
Harry shows Tom a beautiful diamond ring he's bought for his wife's birthday.
'I thought she wanted a 4-wheel drive?' says Tom
'She did,' replies Harry, 'but where am I going to find a fake Land Rover?'
A couple had their first child on the NHS...it was terrible. They had to wait 9 months first.
2 blondes are walking down the road. One says 'Oh dear, look at that dead bird.'
The other looks into the sky and says 'Where?'
I haven't spoken to my girlfriend in 18 months...I don't like to interrupt her.
PPQ
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