good morning chaps and chapessess...and how are we this bright sunny day??All still on the no booze cruise then? excellent.
Well cases are out of the loft, so its panic packing time...personally speaking all my kit would probably fit in a placcy bag and have room to spare ....but cest la vie..hair straighteners,travel iron, plugs..oh and what happens if there isnt a kettle...better take the travel kettle...does this lot sound familiar?Passports have been checked that often they have faded!!!
Right tea and coffee on the go today
Mornin Rabsy..posh scool ..or the common and garden one today? how you doing ok?
Hi Molls....you ok? take it the libraries will benefit from your presence today?You need to make sure that the further edjucashun for the weans is secured in Ireland :H
Off on jollies on Monday morning at early o clock, so let you know what the place is like when I get back,
Afters KY.....coulnt resist it mate your quote "Started planning Xmas dinner today with middle son....""..what you going to do roast him ,or boiled?:H
Chrimbo this year is just me and her majesty... outlaws are going on hols..usually its like a clan gathering so that makes it easier this year..even daughter is working Chrimbo day..who on in their right mind has a baby on Chrimbo day?..economically its sound...only one pressie required!!!
YOU.... a bit grinchy??? nah dont believe that for one minute...he says lyingly!!
Aftrenoon Ronnie..you ok?Aw only bought one pressie?thats just too kind and thank you very much :H Well done with the tee ball..
PPQ..mornin superstar ..and how are you today?whats on the agenda for today?just think ..all those celebrations and not a hangover in sight!!
Mornin Lav..you ok? coffee on the rush yesterday..big cup today ..cant be rushin around! whats in the grand scheme of things for you today then?
Mornin YAH...you ok?Good ..Like your idea of 3 people at Chrimbo..speshully if they all bring part of the dinner :H
Cat...what a great post..see what alcohol has taken away from you?thats something you will remember...not like shit what happened then..cant remember
Well done you ..really chuffed for you
SL.....how you doing?nope hate to disappoint you ...but I aint a voluntary vicar or that!!..Go to Leicester sometimes still ...Welford and Foston. Did you get the heating mended? and how did the shopping trip go?
You really summed it up there in your post..being grateful as opposed to feeling deprived..thats the clue..well done you
Hiya treetops..you ok? go on whats these exotic delights you have found?
Hiya Cantoo..you ok..wee bit quiet yesterday.....so thought I would be nosey!!Heres a green tea and :l
Morning Nurdl..you ok?nipped across to the nest to see earlier..but never posted owt.keep smiling
SF..hi you ok :l
well its not raining so going to let the rabbits out...made a couple of toys for them...Im sure the white rabbit is really a blonde!!!
Big shout to all not here ..take care
One particular Christmas season a long time ago, Santa was getting ready for is annual trip, but there were problems everywhere. Four of his elves got sick, and the trainee elves did not produce the toys as fast as the regular ones so Santa was beginning to feel the pressure of being behind schedule. Then Mrs. Claus told Santa that her mom was coming to visit. This stressed Santa even more.
When he went to harness the reindeer, he found that three of them were about to give birth and two had jumped the fence and were out, heaven knows where. More stress.
Then when he began to load the sleigh one of the boards cracked, and the toy bag fell to the ground and scattered the toys. So, frustrated, Santa went into the house for a cup of apple cider and a shot of rum.
When he went to the cupboard, he discovered that the elves had hidden the liquor, and there was nothing to drink. In his frustration, he accidentally dropped the cider pot, and it broke into hundreds of little pieces all over the kitchen floor. He went to get the broom and found that mice had eaten the straw end of the broom.
Just then the doorbell rang, and irritable Santa trudged to the door. He opened the door, and there was a little angel with a great Christmas tree.
The angel said, very cheerfully, "Merry Christmas, Santa. Isn't it a lovely day? I have a beautiful tree for you. Where would you like me to stick it?"
Thus began the tradition of the little angel on top of the Christmas tree.
Why was Santa's little helper depressed? Because he had low elf esteem.
A Jewish Santa Claus came down the chimney and said: "Anyone want to buy a present?"
WHY IS A CHRISTMAS TREE BETTER THAN A MAN
A Christmas tree is always erect.
Even small ones give satisfaction.
A Christmas tree stays up for 12 days and nights.
A Christmas tree always looks good - even with the lights on.
A Christmas tree is always happy with its size.
A Christmas tree has cute balls.
A Christmas tree doesn't get mad if you break one of its balls.
You can throw a Christmas tree out when it's past its 'sell by' date.
You don't have to put up with a Christmas tree all year.
JUST TO EVEN IT UP.....
10 Reasons Why a Christmas Tree Is Better Than a Woman
10. A Christmas tree doesn't care how many other Christmas trees you have had in the past.
09. Christmas trees don't get mad if you use exotic electrical devices.
08. A Christmas tree doesn't care if you have an artificial one in the closet.
07. A Christmas tree doesn't get mad if you break one of its balls.
06. You can feel a Christmas tree before you take it home.
05. A Christmas tree doesn't get mad if you look up underneath it.
04. When you are done with a Christmas tree you can throw it on the curb and have it hauled away.
03. A Christmas tree doesn't get jealous around other Christmas trees.
02. A Christmas tree doesn't care if you watch football all day.
01. A Christmas tree doesn't get mad if you tie it up and throw it in the back of your pickup truck.
Q. Barking dog at the back door wanting in and your wife’s yelling at the front wanting in. Which one do you let in?
A. The dog, once he’s in, he shuts up!
Q. How do you know when your cat’s done cleaning himself?
A. He’s smoking a cigarette.
Q. What do your boss and a Slinky have in common?
A. They’re both fun to watch tumble down the stairs.
Q. What do you do if a bird craps on your car?
A. Don’t ask her out again.
NZ......
Q. Where do you get virgin wool from?
A. Ugly sheep.
Right folks...just like onions.....thats shallot!!!
Well cases are out of the loft, so its panic packing time...personally speaking all my kit would probably fit in a placcy bag and have room to spare ....but cest la vie..hair straighteners,travel iron, plugs..oh and what happens if there isnt a kettle...better take the travel kettle...does this lot sound familiar?Passports have been checked that often they have faded!!!
Right tea and coffee on the go today
Mornin Rabsy..posh scool ..or the common and garden one today? how you doing ok?
Hi Molls....you ok? take it the libraries will benefit from your presence today?You need to make sure that the further edjucashun for the weans is secured in Ireland :H
Off on jollies on Monday morning at early o clock, so let you know what the place is like when I get back,
Afters KY.....coulnt resist it mate your quote "Started planning Xmas dinner today with middle son....""..what you going to do roast him ,or boiled?:H
Chrimbo this year is just me and her majesty... outlaws are going on hols..usually its like a clan gathering so that makes it easier this year..even daughter is working Chrimbo day..who on in their right mind has a baby on Chrimbo day?..economically its sound...only one pressie required!!!
YOU.... a bit grinchy??? nah dont believe that for one minute...he says lyingly!!
Aftrenoon Ronnie..you ok?Aw only bought one pressie?thats just too kind and thank you very much :H Well done with the tee ball..
PPQ..mornin superstar ..and how are you today?whats on the agenda for today?just think ..all those celebrations and not a hangover in sight!!
Mornin Lav..you ok? coffee on the rush yesterday..big cup today ..cant be rushin around! whats in the grand scheme of things for you today then?
Mornin YAH...you ok?Good ..Like your idea of 3 people at Chrimbo..speshully if they all bring part of the dinner :H
Cat...what a great post..see what alcohol has taken away from you?thats something you will remember...not like shit what happened then..cant remember
Well done you ..really chuffed for you
SL.....how you doing?nope hate to disappoint you ...but I aint a voluntary vicar or that!!..Go to Leicester sometimes still ...Welford and Foston. Did you get the heating mended? and how did the shopping trip go?
You really summed it up there in your post..being grateful as opposed to feeling deprived..thats the clue..well done you
Hiya treetops..you ok? go on whats these exotic delights you have found?
Hiya Cantoo..you ok..wee bit quiet yesterday.....so thought I would be nosey!!Heres a green tea and :l
Morning Nurdl..you ok?nipped across to the nest to see earlier..but never posted owt.keep smiling
SF..hi you ok :l
well its not raining so going to let the rabbits out...made a couple of toys for them...Im sure the white rabbit is really a blonde!!!
Big shout to all not here ..take care
One particular Christmas season a long time ago, Santa was getting ready for is annual trip, but there were problems everywhere. Four of his elves got sick, and the trainee elves did not produce the toys as fast as the regular ones so Santa was beginning to feel the pressure of being behind schedule. Then Mrs. Claus told Santa that her mom was coming to visit. This stressed Santa even more.
When he went to harness the reindeer, he found that three of them were about to give birth and two had jumped the fence and were out, heaven knows where. More stress.
Then when he began to load the sleigh one of the boards cracked, and the toy bag fell to the ground and scattered the toys. So, frustrated, Santa went into the house for a cup of apple cider and a shot of rum.
When he went to the cupboard, he discovered that the elves had hidden the liquor, and there was nothing to drink. In his frustration, he accidentally dropped the cider pot, and it broke into hundreds of little pieces all over the kitchen floor. He went to get the broom and found that mice had eaten the straw end of the broom.
Just then the doorbell rang, and irritable Santa trudged to the door. He opened the door, and there was a little angel with a great Christmas tree.
The angel said, very cheerfully, "Merry Christmas, Santa. Isn't it a lovely day? I have a beautiful tree for you. Where would you like me to stick it?"
Thus began the tradition of the little angel on top of the Christmas tree.
Why was Santa's little helper depressed? Because he had low elf esteem.
A Jewish Santa Claus came down the chimney and said: "Anyone want to buy a present?"
WHY IS A CHRISTMAS TREE BETTER THAN A MAN
A Christmas tree is always erect.
Even small ones give satisfaction.
A Christmas tree stays up for 12 days and nights.
A Christmas tree always looks good - even with the lights on.
A Christmas tree is always happy with its size.
A Christmas tree has cute balls.
A Christmas tree doesn't get mad if you break one of its balls.
You can throw a Christmas tree out when it's past its 'sell by' date.
You don't have to put up with a Christmas tree all year.
JUST TO EVEN IT UP.....
10 Reasons Why a Christmas Tree Is Better Than a Woman
10. A Christmas tree doesn't care how many other Christmas trees you have had in the past.
09. Christmas trees don't get mad if you use exotic electrical devices.
08. A Christmas tree doesn't care if you have an artificial one in the closet.
07. A Christmas tree doesn't get mad if you break one of its balls.
06. You can feel a Christmas tree before you take it home.
05. A Christmas tree doesn't get mad if you look up underneath it.
04. When you are done with a Christmas tree you can throw it on the curb and have it hauled away.
03. A Christmas tree doesn't get jealous around other Christmas trees.
02. A Christmas tree doesn't care if you watch football all day.
01. A Christmas tree doesn't get mad if you tie it up and throw it in the back of your pickup truck.
Q. Barking dog at the back door wanting in and your wife’s yelling at the front wanting in. Which one do you let in?
A. The dog, once he’s in, he shuts up!
Q. How do you know when your cat’s done cleaning himself?
A. He’s smoking a cigarette.
Q. What do your boss and a Slinky have in common?
A. They’re both fun to watch tumble down the stairs.
Q. What do you do if a bird craps on your car?
A. Don’t ask her out again.
NZ......
Q. Where do you get virgin wool from?
A. Ugly sheep.
Right folks...just like onions.....thats shallot!!!
PPQ
:H :H Just kidding.
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