Good morning all...well how are we today?another fine day in good ole Britain..not raining ,the sun coming up slowly...well very slowly actually..its pitch black outside!!
Tea and coffee on the go.
At the dentists later on today.. deep joy!Oh and there is a hance that I might not be here early doors tomorrow..but I wont know till later on today ..so will let you know
Mornin KY..how are you today?..noticed you spending lot of time on another unnamed thread!!:H obviously for research purposes!! no more Chrimbo jokes just now
Morning Lav..how are you? motivation found and working?No kid watching yesterday..did you do anything nice?Here you go ..one large coffee
Good morning Nurdl..wow that tea sounds nice......what I ve found tho is a lot of them smell better than they actually taste.Certainly will look out for that one .One of my faves is hibiscus tea,,got that in Egypt tho guess it will be a while before I go back because of all the hassle.
Yes I will take some pics and we can compare...see whose closest to the mark!
Morning ppq.......well well superstar ..havent you come out of your shell??What with cuffing co-workers and comments like
"If you make yourself a target people WILL shoot at you" now was that directed at X-Large Knob man
I almost blushed!!! not!How you doing today? any plans?
Morning SL...wow sounds like you are getting your life back...brilliant! :wd:When you think about it, is it really worth not finding or missing all that just for a shit drink? Methinks not
Yo Molls ..yuo ok? already posted to you on General..yep Ill let you know what its like...got some Euros yesterday..just some emergency ones ..get the rest over there ?153=175 euros ...dont know what your rate is
Mornin treetops..you ok? well done on your 5 weeks... thats great Stick at it :goodjob:
Mornin Det how are you ?..bit of a job difference there mate ..Toys r us..to weapons...hmm be interesting to combine the two!!!Hope your overnighter goes ok
Hi Cat how are you?apart from being cheesed off about the date...you never know,you might have got it all wrong and he will come back.Main thing is still no boose so a big well done hug to you
Cantoo,how many other people do you think are playing that very same tape?Cmere for a group hug..be yourself..as long as you enjoy yourself what does it matter..Life isnt a rehearsal..when you shut those curtains..not only are you shutting the world out...but you are also stopping them in sharing what you have got to offer..and dont say nowt!!! This Chrimbo is whole new experience....af so you can enjoy it
Nuff said.. you know where I am..well till Monday at least!
Well tis that time..so take care all and have a great day.
Two mice live in a movie studio warehouse and are looking for food. Suddenly one hears the other chewing.
"What did you find?" he asks.
"I am not sure," comes the answer. "It looks like a piece of film celluloid from an old movie. Let me see... Ah, yes. It is from 'Gone with the Wind'".
"And how is it?"
"No too good. The book was better."
"I can't find a cause for your illness," the doctor said. "Frankly, I think it's due to drinking." "In that case," replied his blonde patient, "I'll come back when you are sober." ...
Little Johnny catches his parents going at it. He yells in, "Hey,
Pop! What are you doin'?"
His father says, "Son, I'm filling your mother's tank."
Johnny says, "Oh, yeah? Well, you better get a model that
gets better mileage. The postman filled her this morning."
A man walks into a pharmacy, buys a condom, then walks out of the store
laughing hysterically. The pharmacist thinks this is weird, but, hey, there's
no law preventing weird people from buying condoms. Maybe it's a good thing.
The next day, the man comes back to the store, purchases another condom, and
once again he leaves the store laughing wildly. This piques the interest of
the pharmacist. What's so funny about buying a rubber, anyway?
So he tells his clerk, "If this guy ever comes back, I want you to follow him
to see where he goes."
Sure enough, the next day the laugher is back. He buys the condom, starts
cracking up, then leaves. The pharmacist tells his clerk to go follow the
guy.
About an hour later, the clerk comes back to the store.
"Did you follow him? Where did he go?" asks the pharmacist.
The clerk replies "Your house."
An old man walking along the river bank suddenly spotted a boy drowning in the river. The man started shouting "HELP! HELP! I can't swim", a man passing by the road shouted back "Will you ever grow up! I also can't ride a bicycle but you'll never hear me yelling about it in the street"
man and a woman started to have sex in the middle of a dark forest. After about 15 minutes of it, the man finally gets up and says, "Damn, I wish I had a flashlight!". The woman says, "Me too, you've been eating grass for the past ten minutes!"
An ice cream seller was today found on the floor of his van covered in hundreds and thousands. Police said he topped himself.
?I play all my Country and Western music backwards ? your lover returns, your dog comes back and you cease to be an alcoholic.?
Two peanuts were walking through a rough neighbourhood and one of them was a salted.
A patient went to see the psychiatrist wearing only Clingfilm for shorts. The psychiatrist said: ?Well, I can clearly see your nuts?.
chinese man rings boss ?me no work I sick? boss says ?when im sick I f*ck my wife try that? 2 hours later chinese man rings back ?me better, you got nice house
What?s green and smells like yellow paint?
Green Paint
Tea and coffee on the go.
At the dentists later on today.. deep joy!Oh and there is a hance that I might not be here early doors tomorrow..but I wont know till later on today ..so will let you know
Mornin KY..how are you today?..noticed you spending lot of time on another unnamed thread!!:H obviously for research purposes!! no more Chrimbo jokes just now
Morning Lav..how are you? motivation found and working?No kid watching yesterday..did you do anything nice?Here you go ..one large coffee
Good morning Nurdl..wow that tea sounds nice......what I ve found tho is a lot of them smell better than they actually taste.Certainly will look out for that one .One of my faves is hibiscus tea,,got that in Egypt tho guess it will be a while before I go back because of all the hassle.
Yes I will take some pics and we can compare...see whose closest to the mark!
Morning ppq.......well well superstar ..havent you come out of your shell??What with cuffing co-workers and comments like
"If you make yourself a target people WILL shoot at you" now was that directed at X-Large Knob man
I almost blushed!!! not!How you doing today? any plans?
Morning SL...wow sounds like you are getting your life back...brilliant! :wd:When you think about it, is it really worth not finding or missing all that just for a shit drink? Methinks not
Yo Molls ..yuo ok? already posted to you on General..yep Ill let you know what its like...got some Euros yesterday..just some emergency ones ..get the rest over there ?153=175 euros ...dont know what your rate is
Mornin treetops..you ok? well done on your 5 weeks... thats great Stick at it :goodjob:
Mornin Det how are you ?..bit of a job difference there mate ..Toys r us..to weapons...hmm be interesting to combine the two!!!Hope your overnighter goes ok
Hi Cat how are you?apart from being cheesed off about the date...you never know,you might have got it all wrong and he will come back.Main thing is still no boose so a big well done hug to you
Cantoo,how many other people do you think are playing that very same tape?Cmere for a group hug..be yourself..as long as you enjoy yourself what does it matter..Life isnt a rehearsal..when you shut those curtains..not only are you shutting the world out...but you are also stopping them in sharing what you have got to offer..and dont say nowt!!! This Chrimbo is whole new experience....af so you can enjoy it
Nuff said.. you know where I am..well till Monday at least!
Well tis that time..so take care all and have a great day.
Two mice live in a movie studio warehouse and are looking for food. Suddenly one hears the other chewing.
"What did you find?" he asks.
"I am not sure," comes the answer. "It looks like a piece of film celluloid from an old movie. Let me see... Ah, yes. It is from 'Gone with the Wind'".
"And how is it?"
"No too good. The book was better."
"I can't find a cause for your illness," the doctor said. "Frankly, I think it's due to drinking." "In that case," replied his blonde patient, "I'll come back when you are sober." ...
Little Johnny catches his parents going at it. He yells in, "Hey,
Pop! What are you doin'?"
His father says, "Son, I'm filling your mother's tank."
Johnny says, "Oh, yeah? Well, you better get a model that
gets better mileage. The postman filled her this morning."
A man walks into a pharmacy, buys a condom, then walks out of the store
laughing hysterically. The pharmacist thinks this is weird, but, hey, there's
no law preventing weird people from buying condoms. Maybe it's a good thing.
The next day, the man comes back to the store, purchases another condom, and
once again he leaves the store laughing wildly. This piques the interest of
the pharmacist. What's so funny about buying a rubber, anyway?
So he tells his clerk, "If this guy ever comes back, I want you to follow him
to see where he goes."
Sure enough, the next day the laugher is back. He buys the condom, starts
cracking up, then leaves. The pharmacist tells his clerk to go follow the
guy.
About an hour later, the clerk comes back to the store.
"Did you follow him? Where did he go?" asks the pharmacist.
The clerk replies "Your house."
An old man walking along the river bank suddenly spotted a boy drowning in the river. The man started shouting "HELP! HELP! I can't swim", a man passing by the road shouted back "Will you ever grow up! I also can't ride a bicycle but you'll never hear me yelling about it in the street"
man and a woman started to have sex in the middle of a dark forest. After about 15 minutes of it, the man finally gets up and says, "Damn, I wish I had a flashlight!". The woman says, "Me too, you've been eating grass for the past ten minutes!"
An ice cream seller was today found on the floor of his van covered in hundreds and thousands. Police said he topped himself.
?I play all my Country and Western music backwards ? your lover returns, your dog comes back and you cease to be an alcoholic.?
Two peanuts were walking through a rough neighbourhood and one of them was a salted.
A patient went to see the psychiatrist wearing only Clingfilm for shorts. The psychiatrist said: ?Well, I can clearly see your nuts?.
chinese man rings boss ?me no work I sick? boss says ?when im sick I f*ck my wife try that? 2 hours later chinese man rings back ?me better, you got nice house
What?s green and smells like yellow paint?
Green Paint
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