Mornin all ..and how are we doing this wekend?Cold and frosty outside here..but apart from that its just like a summers day!!Before I forget, wont be here early doors tomorrow...yep its Sunday so out into the cold at early o clock.
tea n coffee on the boil for anyone who wants in..buttered toast on request!
Before we start, just like to make what may seem a little point..and this is NOT getting at anyone but something we should bear in mind......It is mentioned in this thread about being an alcoholic..and it aint that bad etc etc in comparison....One word missing.....RECOVERING that makes a massive if difference..Iwas an alk before I came on here as we all were..but slowly we are recovering from it..lets not forget that it is the raison d etre
Treetops afternoon to you..take it you are now back home?How did the toasts go?
Kuya same to you ..affers..hows you feelin? at least no work today..Bloody hell you were cheery in your list to Nurdl..looked at it at first and thought it was a tick list..then thought sod that I aint ticking any of them!!!
TDN...mornin to you ...well how did the party go?any problems?
PPQ...that weather sounds pretty brutal there...cold here but nowhere near that though...the sun yes the sun has started peeking its heed out from behind the clouds
Mornin Det..how are you?dont know whether you are on your hike or finished it..but hope you enjoyed it
Mornin Lav...well did your day end up kid free?I suspect not...here you are one hot cuppa..any plans for the weekend?
Good morning one seriously cold Cantoo....and hippipipipotamus...you ok?Your running partner...has she no conception of cold weather???:H
Here is a hot green tea for you
Mornin Nurdl...how are you?hope your headache has passed..sound on a bit of a downer..QUICK PPPQ...into the "p" store and break some out!!! yeh why not..could have our own thread in the abs section...that can be used only when you are cheesed off...could go on it, vent off..the only stipulation would be..if you posted on it...and put something like Im really hacked off about......whatever, you must put a reply on it,, ie feel a lot better now today..And Nurdl it will pass..like I said before you have hit a massive milestone and want to celebrate but..actually no one outside of here is that bothered cos we have hidden the problem previously, so how can you celebrate a non event?
Thoughts anyone??speshully bout the thread?
SF...hi for some strange reason I think you knew that was coming!!OK now that it has been done lets concentrate on the future,and how to make sure it doesnt happen again..have you planned a strategy? kick :moon:..theres a starter..now work out out the triggers whys and what ifs etc...you know how to do it...you did it for 8 years ..so lets go:l
Right everyone..short post today...think about the thread we talked about....wont be here in the morning but will jump in at some point...tried last week but where I was couldnt get a signal!!!
Take care all......
Q. What's an Australian kiss?
A. The same thing as a French kiss, only down under!
A henpecked husband was advised by a psychiatrist to assert
himself. "You don't have to let your wife bully you," he said. "Go
home and show her you're the boss."
The husband decided to take the doctor's advice. He went
home, slammed the door, shook his fist in his wife's face, and
growled, "From now on you're taking orders from me. I want my
supper right now, and when you get it on the table, go upstairs
and lay out my clothes. Tonight I am going out with the boys.
You are going to stay at home where you belong. Another
thing, you know who is going to tie my bow tie?"
"I certainly do," said his wife calmly, "the undertaker."
Q: What do you do when your wife's staggering?
A: Shoot her again.
Johnny, George, and Bert were driving along in their pickup when they saw a sheep caught in the fence with its hind end up in the air.
Bert said, "I wish that was Sharon Stone."
George echoed, "I wish it was Demi Moore."
Little Johnny sighed, "I wish it was dark . . . "
Mickey goes to the judge after speaking to him before about getting a divorce with Minney. The judge says "I'm sorry Mickey but I couldn't find grounds for divorce for being insane. Mickey looks stunned and says "I didn't say she was insane I said she was fuc**** Goofy
A man is driving happily along when he is pulled over by the police. The copper approaches him and politely asks, "Have you been drinking, sir?"
"Why?" snorts the man. "Is there a fat bird in my car?"
Two eggs boiling in a pan, one male and one female.
The female egg says "Look, I've got a crack"
"No good telling me" replies the male egg "I'm not hard yet"
Q. Where do you find a one legged dog?
A. Where you left it.
How to you make a dish washer into a snow blower?
Give him a shovel
What do you call a sheep with no legs?
A cloud
What do you call a camal with 3 humps?
Humphreys
What do cows do for entertainment?
They rent moovies !
What does a fish say when it runs into a wall?
DAMN!
If a turtle doesnt have a shell, is it naked or homeless ?
How do you stop a fish from smelling?
Cut its nose off
What do you call a fish with no eye ?
FSH !
What do you call a deer with no eyes ?
I have no I-Deer
What is invisable and smells like carrots?
Rabbit farts.
What is a dogs favourite school subject?
"Dog-Ruff-E "
Why are there no asprins in the jungle?
tea n coffee on the boil for anyone who wants in..buttered toast on request!
Before we start, just like to make what may seem a little point..and this is NOT getting at anyone but something we should bear in mind......It is mentioned in this thread about being an alcoholic..and it aint that bad etc etc in comparison....One word missing.....RECOVERING that makes a massive if difference..Iwas an alk before I came on here as we all were..but slowly we are recovering from it..lets not forget that it is the raison d etre
Treetops afternoon to you..take it you are now back home?How did the toasts go?
Kuya same to you ..affers..hows you feelin? at least no work today..Bloody hell you were cheery in your list to Nurdl..looked at it at first and thought it was a tick list..then thought sod that I aint ticking any of them!!!
TDN...mornin to you ...well how did the party go?any problems?
PPQ...that weather sounds pretty brutal there...cold here but nowhere near that though...the sun yes the sun has started peeking its heed out from behind the clouds
Mornin Det..how are you?dont know whether you are on your hike or finished it..but hope you enjoyed it
Mornin Lav...well did your day end up kid free?I suspect not...here you are one hot cuppa..any plans for the weekend?
Good morning one seriously cold Cantoo....and hippipipipotamus...you ok?Your running partner...has she no conception of cold weather???:H
Here is a hot green tea for you
Mornin Nurdl...how are you?hope your headache has passed..sound on a bit of a downer..QUICK PPPQ...into the "p" store and break some out!!! yeh why not..could have our own thread in the abs section...that can be used only when you are cheesed off...could go on it, vent off..the only stipulation would be..if you posted on it...and put something like Im really hacked off about......whatever, you must put a reply on it,, ie feel a lot better now today..And Nurdl it will pass..like I said before you have hit a massive milestone and want to celebrate but..actually no one outside of here is that bothered cos we have hidden the problem previously, so how can you celebrate a non event?
Thoughts anyone??speshully bout the thread?
SF...hi for some strange reason I think you knew that was coming!!OK now that it has been done lets concentrate on the future,and how to make sure it doesnt happen again..have you planned a strategy? kick :moon:..theres a starter..now work out out the triggers whys and what ifs etc...you know how to do it...you did it for 8 years ..so lets go:l
Right everyone..short post today...think about the thread we talked about....wont be here in the morning but will jump in at some point...tried last week but where I was couldnt get a signal!!!
Take care all......
Q. What's an Australian kiss?
A. The same thing as a French kiss, only down under!
A henpecked husband was advised by a psychiatrist to assert
himself. "You don't have to let your wife bully you," he said. "Go
home and show her you're the boss."
The husband decided to take the doctor's advice. He went
home, slammed the door, shook his fist in his wife's face, and
growled, "From now on you're taking orders from me. I want my
supper right now, and when you get it on the table, go upstairs
and lay out my clothes. Tonight I am going out with the boys.
You are going to stay at home where you belong. Another
thing, you know who is going to tie my bow tie?"
"I certainly do," said his wife calmly, "the undertaker."
Q: What do you do when your wife's staggering?
A: Shoot her again.
Johnny, George, and Bert were driving along in their pickup when they saw a sheep caught in the fence with its hind end up in the air.
Bert said, "I wish that was Sharon Stone."
George echoed, "I wish it was Demi Moore."
Little Johnny sighed, "I wish it was dark . . . "
Mickey goes to the judge after speaking to him before about getting a divorce with Minney. The judge says "I'm sorry Mickey but I couldn't find grounds for divorce for being insane. Mickey looks stunned and says "I didn't say she was insane I said she was fuc**** Goofy
A man is driving happily along when he is pulled over by the police. The copper approaches him and politely asks, "Have you been drinking, sir?"
"Why?" snorts the man. "Is there a fat bird in my car?"
Two eggs boiling in a pan, one male and one female.
The female egg says "Look, I've got a crack"
"No good telling me" replies the male egg "I'm not hard yet"
Q. Where do you find a one legged dog?
A. Where you left it.
How to you make a dish washer into a snow blower?
Give him a shovel
What do you call a sheep with no legs?
A cloud
What do you call a camal with 3 humps?
Humphreys
What do cows do for entertainment?
They rent moovies !
What does a fish say when it runs into a wall?
DAMN!
If a turtle doesnt have a shell, is it naked or homeless ?
How do you stop a fish from smelling?
Cut its nose off
What do you call a fish with no eye ?
FSH !
What do you call a deer with no eyes ?
I have no I-Deer
What is invisable and smells like carrots?
Rabbit farts.
What is a dogs favourite school subject?
"Dog-Ruff-E "
Why are there no asprins in the jungle?
Just listened to a hypnosis thing through some free series I signed up for, and it is interesting to listen to the hypnotist's opinion on addiction. She feels that groups like AA set us up for failure from the start, and that we need to feel powerful and not powerless once we decide to overcome our addiction(s.) Her son was a heroin addict who went through five in-patient treatment programs, and was caught up in the "I am going to relapse" cycle. I may pay the $97 for her complete program. I have an open mind for things that can help us work through this.
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