Morning all...and how are we all this fine Saturday morning?..that is unless you live in upside down land!!!,so good afternoon to you all..Got computer fixed now so its business as usual..Twas a real pain trying to write it all on the phone, my fingers wouldnt fit on the keyboard!!
Tea, coffee and green tea now on the go.
Morning treetops..you ok? how you enjoying Calcutta?Did you get out and about to see people and places?Completely different way of life out there....the caste system is fascinating
Morning Rabsy...how did yer wee soiree go last night?nae drink involved one hopes?Nae bother
Morning KY...who is this person that you mention doesn't gab? haven't met her yet!!!:H how are you? And that's the trick...I don't drink cos I don't want to...not cant
PPQ....how are you?:l how di things go? hopefully well for you..as for the eating..think I am doing enough for the two of us!!! 14= means nothing ..finger slipped on the phone keyboard...yep there are loads of def for numpty but like this wan ra best.........
Numpty first surfaced on the terraces of west of Scotland football grounds, many many years ago. A player who couldn't hit a cow's arse with a shovel would be a f***ing numpty.
"Awww Jimmy you f************ing numpty!! You couldnae score wi' ma' sister!"
Morning Lav...cuppa for you..how are you today? Kid free?any plans for today? I have been reliably informed that we are pitting the Chrimbo tree and decs up today
TDN...boy this licence job seems to take some time...hope its sorted out for you soon
Morning Cat..well glad you enjoyed the dinner last night...doesnt it feel good to wake up and think..shit what did I do..looking out for the sly looks to think what did they see???...plus no sore head...so well done you..I sometimes have an af beer or cider....but only usually Cobra no al or Koppaberbeg pear no al cider....to me its a taste thing..I like the taste, but could quite easily do without and have soft drinks...and thats when you know you are on the right road..when you dont have to substitute...anyway well done you:l
Morning Pauly...you ok? loads more crappy jokes to come
Hi SF......glad you chose the flute playing as opposed to the elbow rubbing contest...youre doing well ..keep at it
Hiya nurdl..yep glad to be back too...lot easier doing this on the computer ..big numbers now..well done you
Hi SL....yep you are right horrible......dont know what the answer is though..makes you think tho....appreciate what you have got while you have it....and dont dilute it with al filled views
Big hi to everyone...noticed that this post had dwindled a wee bit..lets get it back to its old self again...big shout to all not here Shue n gang etc
Have a great weekend
Q: What is red and smells like blue paint?
A: Red paint.
Q: What do a mole and an eagle have in common?
A: They both live underground, apart from the eagle.
"Dave drowned. So at the funeral we got him a wreath in the shape of a lifebelt. Well, it's what he would have wanted."
What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball?
Juan on Juan.
Two fish were in a tank. One said "You man the guns, I'll drive!"
There are only two four letter words that are offensive to men - 'don't' and 'stop', unless they are used together.
I tried phone sex once, but the holes in the dialer were too small...
I swear, the other day I bought a packet of peanuts, and on the packet it said "may contain nuts." Well, fucking YES! That?s what I bought the buggers for! You?d be pissed off if you opened it and a socket set fell out!"
A man I know has a dog with no legs, he named him Cigarette, because every night he takes him out for a drag.
A boy asks his grandma, "Have you seen my LSD pills?"
She replies, "Forget your pills, have you seen the f*cking dragons in the kitchen???
Q. What is a zebra?
A. 26 sizes larger than an "A" bra.
Tea, coffee and green tea now on the go.
Morning treetops..you ok? how you enjoying Calcutta?Did you get out and about to see people and places?Completely different way of life out there....the caste system is fascinating
Morning Rabsy...how did yer wee soiree go last night?nae drink involved one hopes?Nae bother
Morning KY...who is this person that you mention doesn't gab? haven't met her yet!!!:H how are you? And that's the trick...I don't drink cos I don't want to...not cant
PPQ....how are you?:l how di things go? hopefully well for you..as for the eating..think I am doing enough for the two of us!!! 14= means nothing ..finger slipped on the phone keyboard...yep there are loads of def for numpty but like this wan ra best.........
Numpty first surfaced on the terraces of west of Scotland football grounds, many many years ago. A player who couldn't hit a cow's arse with a shovel would be a f***ing numpty.
"Awww Jimmy you f************ing numpty!! You couldnae score wi' ma' sister!"
Morning Lav...cuppa for you..how are you today? Kid free?any plans for today? I have been reliably informed that we are pitting the Chrimbo tree and decs up today
TDN...boy this licence job seems to take some time...hope its sorted out for you soon
Morning Cat..well glad you enjoyed the dinner last night...doesnt it feel good to wake up and think..shit what did I do..looking out for the sly looks to think what did they see???...plus no sore head...so well done you..I sometimes have an af beer or cider....but only usually Cobra no al or Koppaberbeg pear no al cider....to me its a taste thing..I like the taste, but could quite easily do without and have soft drinks...and thats when you know you are on the right road..when you dont have to substitute...anyway well done you:l
Morning Pauly...you ok? loads more crappy jokes to come
Hi SF......glad you chose the flute playing as opposed to the elbow rubbing contest...youre doing well ..keep at it
Hiya nurdl..yep glad to be back too...lot easier doing this on the computer ..big numbers now..well done you
Hi SL....yep you are right horrible......dont know what the answer is though..makes you think tho....appreciate what you have got while you have it....and dont dilute it with al filled views
Big hi to everyone...noticed that this post had dwindled a wee bit..lets get it back to its old self again...big shout to all not here Shue n gang etc
Have a great weekend
Q: What is red and smells like blue paint?
A: Red paint.
Q: What do a mole and an eagle have in common?
A: They both live underground, apart from the eagle.
"Dave drowned. So at the funeral we got him a wreath in the shape of a lifebelt. Well, it's what he would have wanted."
What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball?
Juan on Juan.
Two fish were in a tank. One said "You man the guns, I'll drive!"
There are only two four letter words that are offensive to men - 'don't' and 'stop', unless they are used together.
I tried phone sex once, but the holes in the dialer were too small...
I swear, the other day I bought a packet of peanuts, and on the packet it said "may contain nuts." Well, fucking YES! That?s what I bought the buggers for! You?d be pissed off if you opened it and a socket set fell out!"
A man I know has a dog with no legs, he named him Cigarette, because every night he takes him out for a drag.
A boy asks his grandma, "Have you seen my LSD pills?"
She replies, "Forget your pills, have you seen the f*cking dragons in the kitchen???
Q. What is a zebra?
A. 26 sizes larger than an "A" bra.
Coming up to 2 difficult periods but I don't feel any desire to drink, just be strange having sober Christmas, birthdays, etc.
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