Morning all...and how are we today? all still boozebustin ?excellent..stick together..
Tea n coffee no the go ...and green, kiwi fruit , lemon ,liquorice and camomile! right then off we go
Morning kuya..how are you matey?...enjoy your swim...29 degrees not bad.Iwent for a sim in our heated pool..couldnt turn tho..the taps got in the road :H I am like you I get a wee buzz every time I tell people that I dont drink.I saw someone that used to work for me in a supermarket yesterday..we chatted.She had a trolley containing 14 bottles of wine, 2 cases of beer and a case of cider..and casually mentioned that she would need more for Christmas!!!
Gday..blondie..is that how you say it? how are you today...bet it is really gruelling in all that sunshine down there!!Did you get your holiday booked?
TDN...morning to you ...think you need a :l Seeems like that you had a pretty rubbish day yesterday.Did you go for that meal or not bother?Fingers crossed it will all be sorted out soon
Ppq..morning to you...dont know where you get them but like the comics...this court thingy seems to be going on a bit for you doesn't it?As for looking busy at work... wouldn't really bother.. give yourself a test...just watch and see how many people are doing just exactly that!
Morning Nurdl..I make no comment at all about knees
how are you?Well did you get the Christmas decorations up?
Morning YAH.....or nosmo that could be your other name Nosmo King....get it?well done you dont give in to the cigs either...you are doing brill
Mornin Cat..you ok?grab that cheery yesterday start back!!!and get yourself happy..Temp over here this morning is about 4 degrees so you would be ok
SL..well done ..day 3..how are you?Well done you ..around all the shops..and nae wine !Yes you are right..after a while we tend to pat ourselves on the back and think well done I can beat this have a wee drink to celebrate.....wrong answer!!!!its just a devious think pattern to get you drinking again!!!..and yep we will all get through it!!
Morning Det ..take it steady, little bit at a time
Pauly...you ok? thanks for the kind words..do I pay you now??:H As Pq says you are in now
SKendall...welcome..replied to your post on another thread the other day..more than welcome to join in here...wow another 06 date well done you.
Morning SF..how are you ?Maybe you should go to the doctors with those dizzy spells..wont do any harm to get them checked out.
Cantoo..wow busy busy..dont forget some you time too.....your quote "I am CanToo because of the people on this site."..should read I am Cantoo because I found the courage and strength to...you did it
Mornin Turn..long time no see..how are you ?hope all is well
Right thats all folks...take care, stay sober and safe....remember
YOU CAN DO IT!!!!!! :l
A guy asks his waiter how they prepare their chicken. The waiter says that there's nothin' special... we just flat out tell' em they're gonna die...
HUSBAND: Shall we try a different position tonight?
WIFE: That's a good idea... you stand by the ironing board while I sit on the sofa and fart.
A lady says to the psychiatrist, "I think I might be a nymphomaniac." He says, "I'll see what I can do to help you. My fee is eighty dollars an hour." She says, "How much for all night?"
Harry's wife says, "Harry, do these jeans make my ass look like the side of the house?" He says, "No, our house isn't blue."
Waiter: "Tea or coffee, gentlemen?"
1st customer: "I'll have tea."
2nd customer: "Me, too. And be sure the glass is clean!"
(Waiter exits, returns)
Waiter: "Two teas. Which one had the clean glass?"
"Got anything to eat, lady?" asked the tramp.
"Do you mind eating last week's leftovers?"
"Not at all."
"Good. Come back next week then"
A guy says, "I remember the first time I used alcohol as a substitute for women."
"Yeah? What happened?" asked his friend.
The first guy replies, "Well, er, I got my penis stuck in the neck of the bottle."
My aunt died, God bless her, at a ripe old age of 104. We called her Aunt Tique.
A bill collector came to my house the other day, so I gave him a huge stack of old bills
When I came back to Dublin I was court marshaled in my absence and sentenced to death in my absence, so I said they could shoot me in my absence.
I was walking down the street with my wife earlier when she accused me of being ashamed to be seen with her.
"That's total bollocks" I replied.
By text, from across the road.
Tea n coffee no the go ...and green, kiwi fruit , lemon ,liquorice and camomile! right then off we go
Morning kuya..how are you matey?...enjoy your swim...29 degrees not bad.Iwent for a sim in our heated pool..couldnt turn tho..the taps got in the road :H I am like you I get a wee buzz every time I tell people that I dont drink.I saw someone that used to work for me in a supermarket yesterday..we chatted.She had a trolley containing 14 bottles of wine, 2 cases of beer and a case of cider..and casually mentioned that she would need more for Christmas!!!
Gday..blondie..is that how you say it? how are you today...bet it is really gruelling in all that sunshine down there!!Did you get your holiday booked?
TDN...morning to you ...think you need a :l Seeems like that you had a pretty rubbish day yesterday.Did you go for that meal or not bother?Fingers crossed it will all be sorted out soon
Ppq..morning to you...dont know where you get them but like the comics...this court thingy seems to be going on a bit for you doesn't it?As for looking busy at work... wouldn't really bother.. give yourself a test...just watch and see how many people are doing just exactly that!
Morning Nurdl..I make no comment at all about knees
how are you?Well did you get the Christmas decorations up?Morning YAH.....or nosmo that could be your other name Nosmo King....get it?well done you dont give in to the cigs either...you are doing brill
Mornin Cat..you ok?grab that cheery yesterday start back!!!and get yourself happy..Temp over here this morning is about 4 degrees so you would be ok
SL..well done ..day 3..how are you?Well done you ..around all the shops..and nae wine !Yes you are right..after a while we tend to pat ourselves on the back and think well done I can beat this have a wee drink to celebrate.....wrong answer!!!!its just a devious think pattern to get you drinking again!!!..and yep we will all get through it!!
Morning Det ..take it steady, little bit at a time
Pauly...you ok? thanks for the kind words..do I pay you now??:H As Pq says you are in now
SKendall...welcome..replied to your post on another thread the other day..more than welcome to join in here...wow another 06 date well done you.
Morning SF..how are you ?Maybe you should go to the doctors with those dizzy spells..wont do any harm to get them checked out.
Cantoo..wow busy busy..dont forget some you time too.....your quote "I am CanToo because of the people on this site."..should read I am Cantoo because I found the courage and strength to...you did it
Mornin Turn..long time no see..how are you ?hope all is well
Right thats all folks...take care, stay sober and safe....remember
YOU CAN DO IT!!!!!! :l
A guy asks his waiter how they prepare their chicken. The waiter says that there's nothin' special... we just flat out tell' em they're gonna die...
HUSBAND: Shall we try a different position tonight?
WIFE: That's a good idea... you stand by the ironing board while I sit on the sofa and fart.
A lady says to the psychiatrist, "I think I might be a nymphomaniac." He says, "I'll see what I can do to help you. My fee is eighty dollars an hour." She says, "How much for all night?"
Harry's wife says, "Harry, do these jeans make my ass look like the side of the house?" He says, "No, our house isn't blue."
Waiter: "Tea or coffee, gentlemen?"
1st customer: "I'll have tea."
2nd customer: "Me, too. And be sure the glass is clean!"
(Waiter exits, returns)
Waiter: "Two teas. Which one had the clean glass?"
"Got anything to eat, lady?" asked the tramp.
"Do you mind eating last week's leftovers?"
"Not at all."
"Good. Come back next week then"
A guy says, "I remember the first time I used alcohol as a substitute for women."
"Yeah? What happened?" asked his friend.
The first guy replies, "Well, er, I got my penis stuck in the neck of the bottle."
My aunt died, God bless her, at a ripe old age of 104. We called her Aunt Tique.
A bill collector came to my house the other day, so I gave him a huge stack of old bills
When I came back to Dublin I was court marshaled in my absence and sentenced to death in my absence, so I said they could shoot me in my absence.
I was walking down the street with my wife earlier when she accused me of being ashamed to be seen with her.
"That's total bollocks" I replied.
By text, from across the road.
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