Well here we are..no apocalyptic horsemen at the door,,,no nothing...oh well get it right one year I suppose!!Morning all..and how are we today?Weather over here is pretty wet strangely enough again...dont think there will be a great trade in Christmas sleighs this year!!
Tea and coffee on the go ..and I am on Turkish strawberry tea its very more ish
Good morning TDN....how are you?Yep methinks after Jan 1st there wilt be a few of us doing exercise programs!!!Best of luck with the work...be good if you could do it from home.This driving thing is certainly taking quite a few turns isnt it?All you can do is stick with it and grit your teeth..you will get there
Affers KY...how are you today matey? those moods still yoyoing?You stay strong..you hear? good lass...what are you doing with yourself today? Pool weather is it?Another of my friends goes over there at the end of January..but its only for 6 months
Morning Nurdl...can tell you this..if you were over here you wouldnt be jotting about in the wee purple car with your top down
..how are you today?ok I hope..mind you doesnt sound like it is too clever over there either..snuggle into the duvet time!!!
And a very good morning to you ppq...see the words just flow in sheer poetry! :H how are you feeling today? any better?Well after worldwide consultation we have established one thing..and that is look after number 1..so if you work on that principle, things should start to fall into place...keep those ps in your pocket at the moment..dont think you need them..but better be safe than sorry! have a nice day.
Morning Lav...the usual? one large coffee coming up..how are you today?thanks for the offer of snow but is it ok if I pass at the moment? When it does land it gets pretty bad..gritters cant get up here so we all go out and dig the snow away off the road....well most of us do!How are the Christmas prep plans doing? ok?
Morning YAH...and how are you today?...bit of a rush yesterday..you still working?or is it last minute dash before Christmas?
Hippymann...good morning and welcome...how are you?Your intro sounds pretty positive so stick with it...as for the the name 4 sure sounds good to me
Pauly...hiya good morning to you...glad you found a home here...great ..glad I am contagious by the way :H..no thats what it is all about..having some fun and "meeting" new people along the way
Morn to you Det...you sound a lot better today....thinking positive..good man..enjoy that hike...remember it will only win if you let it..that vid was very nice..
Mornin Mr G ..long time how are you down there? take it that its all sun and barbie weather down there?...now me..I prefer the cold dark wind and rain that then turns to ice
have a great day mate
SL...firstly well done you on not buying any wine ..thats great..just say no..sounds like the weather over there is pretty similar to that over here, so you certainly wont be homesick on that score!!!
Can you do me a favour? next time you feel that you need wine..can yo write down as honestly as you can the plusses and minuses of drinking it ? Without trying, I can think of at least 10 minus point off the top of my head..be as lateral as you want..Nice one with the pizza as" the last supper."..pretty sure there aint too many salami and cheese toppings in that painting :H
Photos are on the Christmas thread...dont think that idea worked too well!! back to the drawing board!!
Good morning Cantoo..how are you today?All quiet on the western front?normal service resumed in the household?My daughter came home yesterday....she is 21..soon as she walked in I could smell cigs..Remarked on it..as casually as ever she says yes thats probably me..I have the odd one now and again..!!Puts a bit of a different slant on the endless amount of money we shell out to her, but certainly a point for discussion..I smoked, saw did my wife so thats up to her, but I certainly aint subsidizing it!!
Cantoo the pics were ones I put on te thread called where you be at Christmas
Morning SF.....how are you today?Only my opinion now, but I think you need to sit down and work out a plan in black and white and how you can deal with it..You need to be strong and positive..no more what ifs..you take charge now...remember you are number 1...so you need to work around making sure that number 1 is ok first..as for the ct scan..for me that would be a given to get it done to make sure that is ok...so there you go New Year resolution started early for you...go for it
Well it me off to the airport in a wee while..no Im just dropping her parents off ..might be out early tomorrow..wont know till later on
whatetever you do, wherever you are stay safe and sober...we can beat it together!!!
Overpopulation : When people take leave of their census
Life: a sexually transmitted disease with a 100% fatality rate
Bank Rule: To get a loan, first prove you don't need it.
Dead people are cool
Television: the bland leading the bland
4SALE: 1 Parachute. Used once, never opened, small stain.
Take my advice, I don't use it anyway.
If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.
We all make mistakes... said the Dalek climbing off the dustbin.
Democracy is four wolves and a lamb voting on what to have for lunch.
Despite the high cost of living, it remains popular.
If you don't like the way women drive....get off the sidewalks
"It is unbelievable what unbelievable things an unbeliever will believe in order to be an unbeliever."
BIGAMIST: A heavy fog in Italy.
9 out of 10 men who try Camels prefer women.
Politics - Poli = Many , Tics = Blood sucking parasites
"I'd love to help you out. Which way did you come in?" -- Groucho
Hey! Look at our Al. He's the only boy walking in step!
I cna ytpe 300 wrods pre mniuet.
Very few people can afford to be poor
If God wanted us to go METRIC Jesus would've had 10 disciples not 12.
98% of all constipated people don't give a crap
Attention animal lovers, what you are doing is illegal....
100% of all smokers die. So do 100% of all non-smokers.
To every rule there is an exception. Except this rule. Er...
"Trust me, I haven't done this before and it didn't work then either"
Maths and alcohol don't mix. Don't drink and derive.
I accidently ate some Christmas decorations the other day and now I have a really sore throat. I went to the doctors and he said it looks like I have tinsel-itus.
What do you call a bear with no teeth, a gummy bear!
What gets bigger when you pull it and even bigger when you put it in the hole? A seat belt.
A couple of New Jersey hunters are out in the woods when one of them falls to the ground. He doesn't seem to be breathing, his eyes are rolled back in his head. The other guy whips out his cell phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps to the operator: ?My friend is dead! What can I do??
The operator, in a calm soothing voice says: ?Just take it easy. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead.? There is a silence, then a shot is heard.
The guy's voice comes back on the line. He says: ?OK, now what??
I saw a monkey today, he asked me for a tin opener. I said "What do need a tin opener for? You're a monkey and you eat bananas." The monkey replied "Yeah, but I fancy peaches today."
A guy goes down to the beach one day and curiously notices all the other guys who are there have Arnold Schwarenegger Adonis type physiques and have abnormally little heads. As this guy is walking along the shore, he suddenly notices a lamp that has washed up on the beach. He picks it up and wipes the sand from the lamp and just then a Genie appeared who just happened to be one hot babe. The Genie says, ?You have three wishes and three wishes only.? The dude says, ?I always wanted to be a millionaire.? Bling!!! She says, ?It?s done, you are now a millionaire; the money is now in your bank.? ?Wow?, the guy exclaims, ?I have always wanted a body just like all of these guys on this beach.? Bling!!! Amazingly, his body transformed before his very eyes. ?You?ve got one more wish?, the Genie said. ?Okay, since you are such a hot babe and I have such a great body now, how?s about a little head from you?? ?Your wish is my command?, said the Genie. Bling!!!
A Jelly Baby goes to the doctor. "Doctor, doctor. I
think I've got an STD."
The doctor is surprised, "You can't have an STD, you're a Jelly Baby!"
"But doctor, I've been sleeping with Allsorts."
guy walks into a butchers and says "a pound of sausages please mate"
the butcher says "its kilos now mate, kilos"
the guy says "fine, I'll have a pound of kilos"
A man goes to the doctor to have a genital enhancement. The only thing the doctor can enhance him with, is the trunk of an elephant that sadly died at the local zoo.
The operation is a success, and a couple of months later the man goes for a check up. The doctor asks him how the enhancement was working.
"Well Doc" says the man "It was all going well when I met this girl in a bar and bought her a drink. We were getting on great until my appendage flopped out of my trousers, grabbed a load of peanuts and shoved them up my backside"
Tea and coffee on the go ..and I am on Turkish strawberry tea its very more ish
Good morning TDN....how are you?Yep methinks after Jan 1st there wilt be a few of us doing exercise programs!!!Best of luck with the work...be good if you could do it from home.This driving thing is certainly taking quite a few turns isnt it?All you can do is stick with it and grit your teeth..you will get there
Affers KY...how are you today matey? those moods still yoyoing?You stay strong..you hear? good lass...what are you doing with yourself today? Pool weather is it?Another of my friends goes over there at the end of January..but its only for 6 months
Morning Nurdl...can tell you this..if you were over here you wouldnt be jotting about in the wee purple car with your top down
..how are you today?ok I hope..mind you doesnt sound like it is too clever over there either..snuggle into the duvet time!!!And a very good morning to you ppq...see the words just flow in sheer poetry! :H how are you feeling today? any better?Well after worldwide consultation we have established one thing..and that is look after number 1..so if you work on that principle, things should start to fall into place...keep those ps in your pocket at the moment..dont think you need them..but better be safe than sorry! have a nice day.
Morning Lav...the usual? one large coffee coming up..how are you today?thanks for the offer of snow but is it ok if I pass at the moment? When it does land it gets pretty bad..gritters cant get up here so we all go out and dig the snow away off the road....well most of us do!How are the Christmas prep plans doing? ok?
Morning YAH...and how are you today?...bit of a rush yesterday..you still working?or is it last minute dash before Christmas?
Hippymann...good morning and welcome...how are you?Your intro sounds pretty positive so stick with it...as for the the name 4 sure sounds good to me
Pauly...hiya good morning to you...glad you found a home here...great ..glad I am contagious by the way :H..no thats what it is all about..having some fun and "meeting" new people along the way
Morn to you Det...you sound a lot better today....thinking positive..good man..enjoy that hike...remember it will only win if you let it..that vid was very nice..
Mornin Mr G ..long time how are you down there? take it that its all sun and barbie weather down there?...now me..I prefer the cold dark wind and rain that then turns to ice
have a great day mateSL...firstly well done you on not buying any wine ..thats great..just say no..sounds like the weather over there is pretty similar to that over here, so you certainly wont be homesick on that score!!!
Can you do me a favour? next time you feel that you need wine..can yo write down as honestly as you can the plusses and minuses of drinking it ? Without trying, I can think of at least 10 minus point off the top of my head..be as lateral as you want..Nice one with the pizza as" the last supper."..pretty sure there aint too many salami and cheese toppings in that painting :H
Photos are on the Christmas thread...dont think that idea worked too well!! back to the drawing board!!
Good morning Cantoo..how are you today?All quiet on the western front?normal service resumed in the household?My daughter came home yesterday....she is 21..soon as she walked in I could smell cigs..Remarked on it..as casually as ever she says yes thats probably me..I have the odd one now and again..!!Puts a bit of a different slant on the endless amount of money we shell out to her, but certainly a point for discussion..I smoked, saw did my wife so thats up to her, but I certainly aint subsidizing it!!
Cantoo the pics were ones I put on te thread called where you be at Christmas
Morning SF.....how are you today?Only my opinion now, but I think you need to sit down and work out a plan in black and white and how you can deal with it..You need to be strong and positive..no more what ifs..you take charge now...remember you are number 1...so you need to work around making sure that number 1 is ok first..as for the ct scan..for me that would be a given to get it done to make sure that is ok...so there you go New Year resolution started early for you...go for it
Well it me off to the airport in a wee while..no Im just dropping her parents off ..might be out early tomorrow..wont know till later on
whatetever you do, wherever you are stay safe and sober...we can beat it together!!!
Overpopulation : When people take leave of their census
Life: a sexually transmitted disease with a 100% fatality rate
Bank Rule: To get a loan, first prove you don't need it.
Dead people are cool
Television: the bland leading the bland
4SALE: 1 Parachute. Used once, never opened, small stain.
Take my advice, I don't use it anyway.
If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.
We all make mistakes... said the Dalek climbing off the dustbin.
Democracy is four wolves and a lamb voting on what to have for lunch.
Despite the high cost of living, it remains popular.
If you don't like the way women drive....get off the sidewalks
"It is unbelievable what unbelievable things an unbeliever will believe in order to be an unbeliever."
BIGAMIST: A heavy fog in Italy.
9 out of 10 men who try Camels prefer women.
Politics - Poli = Many , Tics = Blood sucking parasites
"I'd love to help you out. Which way did you come in?" -- Groucho
Hey! Look at our Al. He's the only boy walking in step!
I cna ytpe 300 wrods pre mniuet.
Very few people can afford to be poor
If God wanted us to go METRIC Jesus would've had 10 disciples not 12.
98% of all constipated people don't give a crap
Attention animal lovers, what you are doing is illegal....
100% of all smokers die. So do 100% of all non-smokers.
To every rule there is an exception. Except this rule. Er...
"Trust me, I haven't done this before and it didn't work then either"
Maths and alcohol don't mix. Don't drink and derive.
I accidently ate some Christmas decorations the other day and now I have a really sore throat. I went to the doctors and he said it looks like I have tinsel-itus.
What do you call a bear with no teeth, a gummy bear!
What gets bigger when you pull it and even bigger when you put it in the hole? A seat belt.
A couple of New Jersey hunters are out in the woods when one of them falls to the ground. He doesn't seem to be breathing, his eyes are rolled back in his head. The other guy whips out his cell phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps to the operator: ?My friend is dead! What can I do??
The operator, in a calm soothing voice says: ?Just take it easy. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead.? There is a silence, then a shot is heard.
The guy's voice comes back on the line. He says: ?OK, now what??
I saw a monkey today, he asked me for a tin opener. I said "What do need a tin opener for? You're a monkey and you eat bananas." The monkey replied "Yeah, but I fancy peaches today."
A guy goes down to the beach one day and curiously notices all the other guys who are there have Arnold Schwarenegger Adonis type physiques and have abnormally little heads. As this guy is walking along the shore, he suddenly notices a lamp that has washed up on the beach. He picks it up and wipes the sand from the lamp and just then a Genie appeared who just happened to be one hot babe. The Genie says, ?You have three wishes and three wishes only.? The dude says, ?I always wanted to be a millionaire.? Bling!!! She says, ?It?s done, you are now a millionaire; the money is now in your bank.? ?Wow?, the guy exclaims, ?I have always wanted a body just like all of these guys on this beach.? Bling!!! Amazingly, his body transformed before his very eyes. ?You?ve got one more wish?, the Genie said. ?Okay, since you are such a hot babe and I have such a great body now, how?s about a little head from you?? ?Your wish is my command?, said the Genie. Bling!!!
A Jelly Baby goes to the doctor. "Doctor, doctor. I
think I've got an STD."
The doctor is surprised, "You can't have an STD, you're a Jelly Baby!"
"But doctor, I've been sleeping with Allsorts."
guy walks into a butchers and says "a pound of sausages please mate"
the butcher says "its kilos now mate, kilos"
the guy says "fine, I'll have a pound of kilos"
A man goes to the doctor to have a genital enhancement. The only thing the doctor can enhance him with, is the trunk of an elephant that sadly died at the local zoo.
The operation is a success, and a couple of months later the man goes for a check up. The doctor asks him how the enhancement was working.
"Well Doc" says the man "It was all going well when I met this girl in a bar and bought her a drink. We were getting on great until my appendage flopped out of my trousers, grabbed a load of peanuts and shoved them up my backside"
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