Good mornin team...well here we are coming up to the first weekend in the New Year,so how are we doing ? all ok?excellent..Any plans for the weekend anyone? anything out of the ordinary..like bunjee jumpin?
tea and coffee on the go now for anyone that wants it
Right off we go
Mornin Mrs Molls....how are you today? even though I probably talk to you more than I talk to meself!:H..Soon be on on your merry way to Canada....
Mornin PPQP..you ok ?got to give your ex one thing...he s a trier!! Slept like a log last night...how do logs sleep? what a daft saying!!but certainly could have slept for longer..how about you?So court date is now Feb 11...oh well isnt that far away.Any plans for today?Hope you get your exercise in.
Good mornin Nurdl....strange isnt it?trying to get some routine back in ,but it doesnt quite sit together at the moment.Mind you daughters still here..love her to bits...but think I need my own space back..As for fear of drinkiing...wow look at all that time af...theres no way you are giving that up!You neednt be scared..al wont hurt you..unless you invite it back into your life, which somehow Mrs blond top down with purple car, cant see happening
As for counting days..I have sort of given up counting them..love to say on purpose but ?duh..think I will stick to weeks/months
Morning Lav..putting the house back together now after yesterdays kid watching session?More of the same today?..or quiet?One small coffee for you ma'am..have a great day
Good morning to you SL......and how are you today then? thats us..another day under our belt..well done..apologies for the hob nobs..they are there this morning!You can get chocolate covered ones now too!.. just like digestive biccies....shepherd pie yum yum ..lots of hp sauce on top...crusted into the spuds mm ..no wonder I aint losing weight !!Make yourself a busy bee the weekend..dont give Mr al the chance to get back into your life...if the urge gets to you..dont forget ..thats all it is..surf that urge..remember the poems etc.
Mornin Cantoo..well back at work today for you.....not a happy bunny I take it?have you ever done yoga before ..or is this a first?Need to let me know how you get on
Hiya Cat...how come all we are talking about is food? that isnt on.......never lose any weight like this!!Sounds lovely tho.That sounds really precious with your son..isnt it better now that the bottle doesnt spoil it....enjoy your time
Right folks ..for the off...big shout to all those missing, have a great af weekend...
before I go would like to say to a special friend Byrdlady..our thoughts are with you at this time..
Byrdies father passed away earlier in the week
Joke time
just got a really big response to my advert on the internet saying ‘Wife wanted’. In about 2hrs I had over 300 emails saying ‘you can have mine’.
Why can’t elephants go on the beach?
Because they can’t keep there trunks up
Why are men are like Ceramic Tiles?
Because if you lay ‘em right and you can walk all over them for thirty years.
“I went to a restaurant the other day called ‘Taste of the Raj.’ The waiter hit me with a stick and got me to build a complicated railway system.”
“I can please only one person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow isn’t looking good either.”
“Behind every great man is a woman with a hostage.”
“I hate my supervisor. Behind her desk it says. ‘You don’t have to be mad to work her, but it helps. ‘Mind you, she’s written it in her own shit.”
What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back? – A stick.
Why do seagulls live near the sea? Because if they lived near the bay, they’d be called bagels.
What is small, red and whispers? – A hoarse radish.
An overweight guy went to the doctor who advised him to try a keep fit DVD. But the guy said he couldn’t be bothered. “Well” suggested the doctor, “try something that leaves you a little short of breath.” So the guy took up smoking.”
I play all my Country and Western music backwards – your lover returns, your dog comes back and you cease to be an alcoholic.”
Canada: a country so square that even the female impersonators are women.
My Dad is Irish and my Mum is Iranian, which basically means we spent most of our family holidays in customs.”
“My daughter wanted some trainers. I said, you’re eleven. Go to Taiwan and make some.”
“I took my husband to the hospital yesterday to have 17 stitches out – that’ll teach him to buy me a sewing kit for my birthday.”
A shipment of Viagra was hijacked last week. Police are looking for two hardened criminals.
tea and coffee on the go now for anyone that wants it
Right off we go
Mornin Mrs Molls....how are you today? even though I probably talk to you more than I talk to meself!:H..Soon be on on your merry way to Canada....
Mornin PPQP..you ok ?got to give your ex one thing...he s a trier!! Slept like a log last night...how do logs sleep? what a daft saying!!but certainly could have slept for longer..how about you?So court date is now Feb 11...oh well isnt that far away.Any plans for today?Hope you get your exercise in.
Good mornin Nurdl....strange isnt it?trying to get some routine back in ,but it doesnt quite sit together at the moment.Mind you daughters still here..love her to bits...but think I need my own space back..As for fear of drinkiing...wow look at all that time af...theres no way you are giving that up!You neednt be scared..al wont hurt you..unless you invite it back into your life, which somehow Mrs blond top down with purple car, cant see happening
As for counting days..I have sort of given up counting them..love to say on purpose but ?duh..think I will stick to weeks/monthsMorning Lav..putting the house back together now after yesterdays kid watching session?More of the same today?..or quiet?One small coffee for you ma'am..have a great day
Good morning to you SL......and how are you today then? thats us..another day under our belt..well done..apologies for the hob nobs..they are there this morning!You can get chocolate covered ones now too!.. just like digestive biccies....shepherd pie yum yum ..lots of hp sauce on top...crusted into the spuds mm ..no wonder I aint losing weight !!Make yourself a busy bee the weekend..dont give Mr al the chance to get back into your life...if the urge gets to you..dont forget ..thats all it is..surf that urge..remember the poems etc.
Mornin Cantoo..well back at work today for you.....not a happy bunny I take it?have you ever done yoga before ..or is this a first?Need to let me know how you get on
Hiya Cat...how come all we are talking about is food? that isnt on.......never lose any weight like this!!Sounds lovely tho.That sounds really precious with your son..isnt it better now that the bottle doesnt spoil it....enjoy your time
Right folks ..for the off...big shout to all those missing, have a great af weekend...
before I go would like to say to a special friend Byrdlady..our thoughts are with you at this time..
Byrdies father passed away earlier in the week
Joke time
just got a really big response to my advert on the internet saying ‘Wife wanted’. In about 2hrs I had over 300 emails saying ‘you can have mine’.
Why can’t elephants go on the beach?
Because they can’t keep there trunks up
Why are men are like Ceramic Tiles?
Because if you lay ‘em right and you can walk all over them for thirty years.
“I went to a restaurant the other day called ‘Taste of the Raj.’ The waiter hit me with a stick and got me to build a complicated railway system.”
“I can please only one person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow isn’t looking good either.”
“Behind every great man is a woman with a hostage.”
“I hate my supervisor. Behind her desk it says. ‘You don’t have to be mad to work her, but it helps. ‘Mind you, she’s written it in her own shit.”
What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back? – A stick.
Why do seagulls live near the sea? Because if they lived near the bay, they’d be called bagels.
What is small, red and whispers? – A hoarse radish.
An overweight guy went to the doctor who advised him to try a keep fit DVD. But the guy said he couldn’t be bothered. “Well” suggested the doctor, “try something that leaves you a little short of breath.” So the guy took up smoking.”
I play all my Country and Western music backwards – your lover returns, your dog comes back and you cease to be an alcoholic.”
Canada: a country so square that even the female impersonators are women.
My Dad is Irish and my Mum is Iranian, which basically means we spent most of our family holidays in customs.”
“My daughter wanted some trainers. I said, you’re eleven. Go to Taiwan and make some.”
“I took my husband to the hospital yesterday to have 17 stitches out – that’ll teach him to buy me a sewing kit for my birthday.”
A shipment of Viagra was hijacked last week. Police are looking for two hardened criminals.
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