Good morning all...and how are we today?..well its snowing here, not the real stuff just the cheapo version, but nevertheless there is snow!....Kuya , take note, you wouldnt be jumpin in any pool here wi nae claes on !!!:H
Everyone had a good weekend? Was out yesterday ,and probably put my leg back to day one...walking through mud at least 6 inches deep for a few miles...when I took the dressing off, and the painkilllers wore off...ouch!!! not my cleverest of moves!!!
Right here we go then this magnificent Monday morning..a montage of mirth and muppetry!!!
Tea and coffee are prepared and on the go.
Morning treetops...hmm confused this morning...was looking for the southern start but it wasnt there! how are you today?..or in your same DA parlance how is one?So you are a product of Mickanese and Jockanese? Interesting...one knows how to dig holes...the other will sell you the kit to do it with..guess which is which
morning SF....no sermons today!!!phew was the reply!!!:How are you? did the box of wine make its exit to the trash?
Mornin Lills..aka mmdu.................there you go work that one out..not you Lills you can its easy!! How are you today still on the abs...no Im not looking at your physical attributes (?)..anti booze scheme
..well pleased that the book club didnt tempt you yep think youre right about it al..yeh seen it , shot it sh.. it got the t shirt..now its time to create your own story book.
Mornin Rabsy.......winnit? think we need to get a translator in here sometimes! have you ever noticed that when you get more than one Jock talking, especially if they dont live at home, (Scotland), and they meet up and start talking, its like having an accent top up? they revert back to type and the accent seems to come back broader.My wife says that..whenever we all meet up, she can hardly understand us, and yet individually no problem
Heres one..my daughter was home over Christmas..really smart,,she started talking about this language they use..so that people who you dont want to hear your conversation wont.She then proceeded to talk egg language.I was doing that back home about 14 years old!!!!Remember it Rabsy? for those that dont know..what you do is put egg in front of every vowel..hence yes becomes yegges, no neggo hello, heggeleggo and so on..try it.. guaranteed to amuse your friends at parties!!!!! :nutso:
right enough slabber move on..how wiz your weekend?
Morning KY.....................I lied .... nice pics Glad you had a good day with family and friends mate..any plans for today?
Morning Lav dont spill that coffee while laughing!! how are you today?Is today a kid free zone or a target for demolition man? Whatever ...have a great day
PPQP.... well done indeed..youve had quite bit to deal with...and yet not once did you think sod it and get a drink...ace thats what this is al about..just because we dont drink any more doesnt mean that the hard times disappear..all it means is we deal with them through different coping skills and strategies instead of trying to make them go away in an alcoholic blur, which inevitably does not make them do so, but rather increase our awareness of them and lessens our capabilities of dealing with them..
How are you? numero uno? :goodjob:
SL..well what can I say??already pmd you...but just for the record.......WELL DONE YOU.....you have made that decision and choice..its up to you now....we are all with you, yoer conscience, cheer leaders, support team we are all here ....so go for it....welcome to the dont want as opposed to dont need crew!!!
TDN...how are you after your Downton Abbey sesh? pity we have seen them all here was a great series......any plans for today?
Hi Shue..how are you today??know it aint that easy to post..but we are thinking of you .
Right all you bootiful people time for an exit stage left..post is a bit long today..but hey Mondays are good for gossip!!!!
CYA
And for those at work today.....
An organization is like a tree full of monkeys, all on different limbs at different levels.
Some monkeys are climbing up, some down.
The monkeys on top look down and see a tree full of smiling faces.
The monkeys on the bottom look up and see nothing but assholes.
Husband asks: Do u know the meaning of wife?
‘Without Infomation Fighting Everytime’.
Wife on hearing replies,
It also means ‘With Idiot For Ever’.
A blonde keeps running back and forth on his driveway checking his mail.
One day her confused older neighbor asks her why is she doing that so often and the blonde replies:
“I don’t understand what’s going on but my computer keeps telling that I’ve got mail!?”
Teacher: Billy stop making ugly faces at other students!
Billy: Why, ma’am!
Teacher: Because when i was a child, my parents told me that if i kept making ugly faces my face would stay that way!
Billy: Well, i can see you didn’t listen then!
Mother: What did you learn in school today ?
Son: How to write.
Mother: What did you write?
Son: I don’t know, they haven’t taught us how to read yet!
Wife hit her husband with frying pan.
Husband: What was that for…?
Wife: I found a paper in your pocket
with the name Jenny on it.
Husband: I took part in a race last week
and Jenny was the name of my horse.
Wife: Sorry..!
Next day wife hit him with the frying pan again
Husband: What now..?
Wife: Your horse is on the Phone.
I love my relationship with my bed. No commitment needed.
We just sleep together every night.
How to get on peoples nerves
1. Sing the Batman theme incessantly.
2. In the memo field of all your checks, write “for sensual massage.”
3. Specify that your drive-through order is “to go.”
4. Learn Morse code, and have conversations with friends in public consisting entirely of “Beeeep Bip Bip Beeep Bip…”
5. If you have a glass eye, tap on it occasionally with your pen while talking to others.
6. Amuse yourself for endless hours by hooking a camcorder to your TV and then pointing it at the screen. modem noises.
22. Highlight irrelevant information in scientific papers and “cc:” them to your boss.
23. Make beeping noises when a large person backs up.
24. Invent nonsense computer jargon in conversations, and see if people play along to avoid the appearance of ignorance.
25. Erect an elaborate network of ropes in your backyard, and tell the neighbors you are a “spider person.”
26. Finish all your sentences with the words “in accordance with the prophesy.”
27. Wear a special hip holster for your remote control.
28. Do not add any inflection to the end of your sentences, producing awkward silences with the impression that you’ll be saying more any moment.
29. Signal that a conversation is over by clamping your hands over your ears.
30. Disassemble your pen and “accidentally” flip the ink cartridge across the room.
31. Give a play-by-play account of a persons every action in a nasal Howard Cosell voice.
32. Holler random numbers while someone is counting.
33. Adjust the tint on your TV so that all the people are green, and insist to others that you “like it that way.”
34. Drum on every available surface.
Everyone had a good weekend? Was out yesterday ,and probably put my leg back to day one...walking through mud at least 6 inches deep for a few miles...when I took the dressing off, and the painkilllers wore off...ouch!!! not my cleverest of moves!!!
Right here we go then this magnificent Monday morning..a montage of mirth and muppetry!!!
Tea and coffee are prepared and on the go.
Morning treetops...hmm confused this morning...was looking for the southern start but it wasnt there! how are you today?..or in your same DA parlance how is one?So you are a product of Mickanese and Jockanese? Interesting...one knows how to dig holes...the other will sell you the kit to do it with..guess which is which
morning SF....no sermons today!!!phew was the reply!!!:How are you? did the box of wine make its exit to the trash?
Mornin Lills..aka mmdu.................there you go work that one out..not you Lills you can its easy!! How are you today still on the abs...no Im not looking at your physical attributes (?)..anti booze scheme
..well pleased that the book club didnt tempt you yep think youre right about it al..yeh seen it , shot it sh.. it got the t shirt..now its time to create your own story book.Mornin Rabsy.......winnit? think we need to get a translator in here sometimes! have you ever noticed that when you get more than one Jock talking, especially if they dont live at home, (Scotland), and they meet up and start talking, its like having an accent top up? they revert back to type and the accent seems to come back broader.My wife says that..whenever we all meet up, she can hardly understand us, and yet individually no problem
Heres one..my daughter was home over Christmas..really smart,,she started talking about this language they use..so that people who you dont want to hear your conversation wont.She then proceeded to talk egg language.I was doing that back home about 14 years old!!!!Remember it Rabsy? for those that dont know..what you do is put egg in front of every vowel..hence yes becomes yegges, no neggo hello, heggeleggo and so on..try it.. guaranteed to amuse your friends at parties!!!!! :nutso:
right enough slabber move on..how wiz your weekend?
Morning KY.....................I lied .... nice pics
Glad you had a good day with family and friends mate..any plans for today?Morning Lav dont spill that coffee while laughing!! how are you today?Is today a kid free zone or a target for demolition man? Whatever ...have a great day
PPQP.... well done indeed..youve had quite bit to deal with...and yet not once did you think sod it and get a drink...ace thats what this is al about..just because we dont drink any more doesnt mean that the hard times disappear..all it means is we deal with them through different coping skills and strategies instead of trying to make them go away in an alcoholic blur, which inevitably does not make them do so, but rather increase our awareness of them and lessens our capabilities of dealing with them..
How are you? numero uno? :goodjob:
SL..well what can I say??already pmd you...but just for the record.......WELL DONE YOU.....you have made that decision and choice..its up to you now....we are all with you, yoer conscience, cheer leaders, support team we are all here ....so go for it....welcome to the dont want as opposed to dont need crew!!!
TDN...how are you after your Downton Abbey sesh? pity we have seen them all here was a great series......any plans for today?
Hi Shue..how are you today??know it aint that easy to post..but we are thinking of you .
Right all you bootiful people time for an exit stage left..post is a bit long today..but hey Mondays are good for gossip!!!!
CYA
And for those at work today.....
An organization is like a tree full of monkeys, all on different limbs at different levels.
Some monkeys are climbing up, some down.
The monkeys on top look down and see a tree full of smiling faces.
The monkeys on the bottom look up and see nothing but assholes.
Husband asks: Do u know the meaning of wife?
‘Without Infomation Fighting Everytime’.
Wife on hearing replies,
It also means ‘With Idiot For Ever’.
A blonde keeps running back and forth on his driveway checking his mail.
One day her confused older neighbor asks her why is she doing that so often and the blonde replies:
“I don’t understand what’s going on but my computer keeps telling that I’ve got mail!?”
Teacher: Billy stop making ugly faces at other students!
Billy: Why, ma’am!
Teacher: Because when i was a child, my parents told me that if i kept making ugly faces my face would stay that way!
Billy: Well, i can see you didn’t listen then!
Mother: What did you learn in school today ?
Son: How to write.
Mother: What did you write?
Son: I don’t know, they haven’t taught us how to read yet!
Wife hit her husband with frying pan.
Husband: What was that for…?
Wife: I found a paper in your pocket
with the name Jenny on it.
Husband: I took part in a race last week
and Jenny was the name of my horse.
Wife: Sorry..!
Next day wife hit him with the frying pan again
Husband: What now..?
Wife: Your horse is on the Phone.
I love my relationship with my bed. No commitment needed.
We just sleep together every night.
How to get on peoples nerves
1. Sing the Batman theme incessantly.
2. In the memo field of all your checks, write “for sensual massage.”
3. Specify that your drive-through order is “to go.”
4. Learn Morse code, and have conversations with friends in public consisting entirely of “Beeeep Bip Bip Beeep Bip…”
5. If you have a glass eye, tap on it occasionally with your pen while talking to others.
6. Amuse yourself for endless hours by hooking a camcorder to your TV and then pointing it at the screen. modem noises.
22. Highlight irrelevant information in scientific papers and “cc:” them to your boss.
23. Make beeping noises when a large person backs up.
24. Invent nonsense computer jargon in conversations, and see if people play along to avoid the appearance of ignorance.
25. Erect an elaborate network of ropes in your backyard, and tell the neighbors you are a “spider person.”
26. Finish all your sentences with the words “in accordance with the prophesy.”
27. Wear a special hip holster for your remote control.
28. Do not add any inflection to the end of your sentences, producing awkward silences with the impression that you’ll be saying more any moment.
29. Signal that a conversation is over by clamping your hands over your ears.
30. Disassemble your pen and “accidentally” flip the ink cartridge across the room.
31. Give a play-by-play account of a persons every action in a nasal Howard Cosell voice.
32. Holler random numbers while someone is counting.
33. Adjust the tint on your TV so that all the people are green, and insist to others that you “like it that way.”
34. Drum on every available surface.
This time 4 SURE! 
Good Luck TDN...Let us know if you get the license back today.
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