1st of May...white rabbits!!!
MAE everybody and how are we all today then?whats the scores on the doors?what have we all beeen up to?Moi I put the path in at the side of the greenhouse..job down now,just need to get a few more plants in it...weather lovely yesterday so was in the garden front and back most of the time...
Wont be here early tomorrow..off out early..you noticed ,Im out more now that the weather is on the change.
Right orf we go ..tea n coffee available.
Morning ltlw ..how are you today? did you get to the gym yesterday?Yes you are right ..the weather is relative to where you live..you adapt to it. Its when unexpected or prolonged poor weather turns up, thats when it cheeses you off. I like Florida, ..not particularily the theme parks etc but moreso down the keys .
Morning Lav..wow temps mid 50s? Get that ground tilled and get planting..ideal temps without the plants getting scorched!Sounds like a shed full of "come in handy" items there!You on kid watch today?Here have this brew first!!
Hiya Kuya..np glad all is ok..Party time weekend eh?go for it girl!Whats yer lot of projects going on? any good ones or just must be dones?have a great evening
Mornin Pauly...hows you?present for you kick :moon: there you go an incentive for your get up and go!!
Mornin ppqp..glad your day has been better today...a snowstorm ?:egad::wow:..almost a distant memory now here!! yeh right..heres a coffee and have a great day
Wowee SF...well thats the biggest post I have ever seen you put up, and really interesting too.Some good points in there..you said that you had to shell out dosh because of a default payment and that you were glad that there was no liquor store on the way home...but what if there had of been? would the answer have been different?I agree you fool yourself with help from others that quitting will be really difficult..it isnt..on the proviso that you have a good strategy in place to cover all strands and eventualities and you are aware that at times you will crave drink.
I think your religious beliefs or lack do not really affect your day to day life.The hows whys and what fors are irrespective to the fact that we are her in this guise for one shot only for a specified length of time.No rehearsal one time only...and yet I was one and probably still am to a much lesser degree of those people, because it went pear shaped for me once,and I nearly died, I was too busy worrying that it was going to happen again that I couldnt enjoy life.Had quite a discussion about that with someone who shall remain nameless but her signature sums it up ..get happy or die trying!!
As you know from your media background bad news sells..human nature being what it is always wants the gory detail..how many times have you seen rubberneckers at the scene of an accident as you go by?
It always intrigued me in the prison service, when people found outside of it found out, the first question would be "who have you got famous in your place?"in this case famous meant nastiest most reported in the media scumbag.
I have also locked up and dealt with some really horrific and sadistic people whose crimes were incomprehensible...and yet they got fan mail from total strangers!! whats that about?
Latest on I have seen is regards the Boston marathon..the random bombing and slaughter was bad enough, but I saw the other day that some sick bastard has made a computer game of it where the runners have to jump over pressure bombs!!!
Lav has hit it in one ..there is so much crap you have to look for the good otherwise you would end up :nutso:
Enjoyed that post!!
Hiya YAH ...wot you up to today then?
Right peeps as I say wont be here early doors I dont think tomorrow,but will jump in somewhere..have a great day
A woman is sitting on her couch when her husband bursts through the door and says, "Honey, I won the lottery. Pack your bags!"
The shocked wife says, "Where for? The lake or the mountain?"
He says, "I don't care, just get the heck out."
Little Nancy was in the garden filling in a hole when her neighbor peered over the fence. Interested in what the cheeky-faced youngster was doing, he politely asked, ?What are you up to there, Nancy??
?My goldfish died,? replied Nancy tearfully, without looking up, ?and I?ve just buried him.? The neighbor was concerned, ?That?s an awfully big hole for a goldfish isn?t it??
Nancy patted down the last heap of earth then replied, ?That?s because he?s inside your fucking cat.?
A guy asks a young blonde he?s just slept with, ?Am I the first guy you ever made love to??The blonde ashes out her cigarette and replies, ?You might be. Your face looks familiar.
A wealthy hospital benefactor was visiting the local hospital when during her tour of the floors she passed a room where a male patient was masturbating.
?Oh my GOD!? said the lady. ?That?s disgraceful, why is he doing that??
The doctor that was leading the tour explained; ?I am sorry, but this man has a very serious condition in which the testicles rapidly fill with semen. If he doesn?t do that five times a day, they?ll explode and he will die within minutes.?
?Oh, that?s terrible,? said the lady.
In the very next room they could see that a female nurse was giving a male patient a blow job.
?OH my GOD!? said the lady, ?How can that be justified??
The doctor replied, ?Same illness, better health plan.?
Three couples?one elderly, one middle-aged, one young and newly wed?apply for membership in a church. The pastor informs them that the requirement for new parishioners is that they abstain from sex for two weeks. The couples agree and go their separate ways.
After two weeks, they return. The pastor asks the elderly pair if they were able to abstain for two weeks. "No problem at all, Pastor," replies the old man.
"Congratulations!" says the pastor. "Welcome to the church." He turns to the middle-aged couple and asks if they were able to abstain for two weeks. "It was difficult," replies the husband. "By the end of the second week, I had to sleep on the couch, but we did it."
"Congratulations on overcoming temptation," says the pastor. "Welcome to the church." He then turns to the newlyweds and asks if they were able to abstain for two weeks.
"At first it was no problem," says the husband. "But one day my wife was reaching for a can of corn on the top shelf, and she dropped it. When she bent over to pick it up, I was overcome with lust and took advantage of her right there."
"You understand, of course, that this means you will not be welcome in our church," says the pastor.
"We know," says the young man. "We?re not welcome at the supermarket anymore either."
While making his rounds, a doctor points out an x-ray to a group of medical students.
?As you can see,? he says, ?the patient limps because his left fibula and tibia are radically arched.?
The doctor turns to one of the students and asks, ?What would you do in a case like this??
?Well,? ponders the student, ?I suppose I?d limp, too
job done!!
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MAE everybody and how are we all today then?whats the scores on the doors?what have we all beeen up to?Moi I put the path in at the side of the greenhouse..job down now,just need to get a few more plants in it...weather lovely yesterday so was in the garden front and back most of the time...
Wont be here early tomorrow..off out early..you noticed ,Im out more now that the weather is on the change.
Right orf we go ..tea n coffee available.
Morning ltlw ..how are you today? did you get to the gym yesterday?Yes you are right ..the weather is relative to where you live..you adapt to it. Its when unexpected or prolonged poor weather turns up, thats when it cheeses you off. I like Florida, ..not particularily the theme parks etc but moreso down the keys .
Morning Lav..wow temps mid 50s? Get that ground tilled and get planting..ideal temps without the plants getting scorched!Sounds like a shed full of "come in handy" items there!You on kid watch today?Here have this brew first!!
Hiya Kuya..np glad all is ok..Party time weekend eh?go for it girl!Whats yer lot of projects going on? any good ones or just must be dones?have a great evening
Mornin Pauly...hows you?present for you kick :moon: there you go an incentive for your get up and go!!
Mornin ppqp..glad your day has been better today...a snowstorm ?:egad::wow:..almost a distant memory now here!! yeh right..heres a coffee and have a great day
Wowee SF...well thats the biggest post I have ever seen you put up, and really interesting too.Some good points in there..you said that you had to shell out dosh because of a default payment and that you were glad that there was no liquor store on the way home...but what if there had of been? would the answer have been different?I agree you fool yourself with help from others that quitting will be really difficult..it isnt..on the proviso that you have a good strategy in place to cover all strands and eventualities and you are aware that at times you will crave drink.
I think your religious beliefs or lack do not really affect your day to day life.The hows whys and what fors are irrespective to the fact that we are her in this guise for one shot only for a specified length of time.No rehearsal one time only...and yet I was one and probably still am to a much lesser degree of those people, because it went pear shaped for me once,and I nearly died, I was too busy worrying that it was going to happen again that I couldnt enjoy life.Had quite a discussion about that with someone who shall remain nameless but her signature sums it up ..get happy or die trying!!
As you know from your media background bad news sells..human nature being what it is always wants the gory detail..how many times have you seen rubberneckers at the scene of an accident as you go by?
It always intrigued me in the prison service, when people found outside of it found out, the first question would be "who have you got famous in your place?"in this case famous meant nastiest most reported in the media scumbag.
I have also locked up and dealt with some really horrific and sadistic people whose crimes were incomprehensible...and yet they got fan mail from total strangers!! whats that about?
Latest on I have seen is regards the Boston marathon..the random bombing and slaughter was bad enough, but I saw the other day that some sick bastard has made a computer game of it where the runners have to jump over pressure bombs!!!
Lav has hit it in one ..there is so much crap you have to look for the good otherwise you would end up :nutso:
Enjoyed that post!!
Hiya YAH ...wot you up to today then?
Right peeps as I say wont be here early doors I dont think tomorrow,but will jump in somewhere..have a great day
A woman is sitting on her couch when her husband bursts through the door and says, "Honey, I won the lottery. Pack your bags!"
The shocked wife says, "Where for? The lake or the mountain?"
He says, "I don't care, just get the heck out."
Little Nancy was in the garden filling in a hole when her neighbor peered over the fence. Interested in what the cheeky-faced youngster was doing, he politely asked, ?What are you up to there, Nancy??
?My goldfish died,? replied Nancy tearfully, without looking up, ?and I?ve just buried him.? The neighbor was concerned, ?That?s an awfully big hole for a goldfish isn?t it??
Nancy patted down the last heap of earth then replied, ?That?s because he?s inside your fucking cat.?
A guy asks a young blonde he?s just slept with, ?Am I the first guy you ever made love to??The blonde ashes out her cigarette and replies, ?You might be. Your face looks familiar.
A wealthy hospital benefactor was visiting the local hospital when during her tour of the floors she passed a room where a male patient was masturbating.
?Oh my GOD!? said the lady. ?That?s disgraceful, why is he doing that??
The doctor that was leading the tour explained; ?I am sorry, but this man has a very serious condition in which the testicles rapidly fill with semen. If he doesn?t do that five times a day, they?ll explode and he will die within minutes.?
?Oh, that?s terrible,? said the lady.
In the very next room they could see that a female nurse was giving a male patient a blow job.
?OH my GOD!? said the lady, ?How can that be justified??
The doctor replied, ?Same illness, better health plan.?
Three couples?one elderly, one middle-aged, one young and newly wed?apply for membership in a church. The pastor informs them that the requirement for new parishioners is that they abstain from sex for two weeks. The couples agree and go their separate ways.
After two weeks, they return. The pastor asks the elderly pair if they were able to abstain for two weeks. "No problem at all, Pastor," replies the old man.
"Congratulations!" says the pastor. "Welcome to the church." He turns to the middle-aged couple and asks if they were able to abstain for two weeks. "It was difficult," replies the husband. "By the end of the second week, I had to sleep on the couch, but we did it."
"Congratulations on overcoming temptation," says the pastor. "Welcome to the church." He then turns to the newlyweds and asks if they were able to abstain for two weeks.
"At first it was no problem," says the husband. "But one day my wife was reaching for a can of corn on the top shelf, and she dropped it. When she bent over to pick it up, I was overcome with lust and took advantage of her right there."
"You understand, of course, that this means you will not be welcome in our church," says the pastor.
"We know," says the young man. "We?re not welcome at the supermarket anymore either."
While making his rounds, a doctor points out an x-ray to a group of medical students.
?As you can see,? he says, ?the patient limps because his left fibula and tibia are radically arched.?
The doctor turns to one of the students and asks, ?What would you do in a case like this??
?Well,? ponders the student, ?I suppose I?d limp, too
job done!!
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