Mornin' all......First of all......tissues and hot beverages passed to the Lushypie in her germ coven!! Get well soon snottie senior member!!:l
And then......look out for mousetraps in the slippers, buckets of whitewash over the doors, and cling wrap over the toilet seat!!!
If you have anything to do with my brother....also beware of garlic crystals pressed firmly into the bristles of your toothbrushes, canned foods in your cupboard that have all the labels carefully soaked off and then swapped around, and glad wrap with jam on wrapped across your bedroom door at night, so during that dark little midnight toilet trip, you end up smelling of strawberries and picking pips out of your hair for weeks!!!! not to mention turning your bed sheets into a trifle!!
April the first here in dark and cloudy Noo Zilland....I will be carrying on with my chores before I go away for the month to stay with the young man that I look after...done the inside stuff, now just got the lawns, and some weeding to do....all will be to no avail though, as my dearly beloved and his mother will have been here for a month on their own, so on my return, I can look forward to a laundry pile I need an oxygen mask to get to the top of, bed sheets that march to the washing machine of their own accord, a pile of dishes that may well have reverted to clay and slid off the kitchen worktop....and a garden that looks like something out of a star trek set!!!! Gaaahhhhhh:H
Ho hum pigs bum.....aaaaaaannnnnyyyway....I'm looking forward muchly to my little change of scenery, but may not be able to get on here very much...so if I go missing in action for most of the time over the next four weeks...meet me and my boy in Ponsonby for a coffee and I'll prove that I'm still alive (I may even buy you a plate of spotted dick!! Wot a treat)
Autumn is slowly crawling in, the weather is turning, and all the little cicadas are sounding a bit weak and feeble. We've had a few RAINY days recently...on one of the worst..the Melons bus was of course 40 mins late, and so she looked like she had recently been dredged through a swamp by the time the public transport deigned to arrive....smelling like a wet dog, and dripping nostrils all over the seats...the driver then calmly announced that he had to turn round and go back to the city to pick up a mail bag he had forgotten before proceeding....so I leapt up...headbutted him into his own cash desk and then made him wear my wet pants for the rest of the journey.....actually I made that last bit up...but in the melonmind...he was subject to all manner of nasty tortures!!
Have a GREAT day all who arrive after...sorry Cashy and Bluey...I've nicked your spot!! The melon lives in future land (and quite often on a planet far, far away...hahahaha)
Kissies, huglets and spotted dicks to all!!!!!!
Weemelon xxx
And then......look out for mousetraps in the slippers, buckets of whitewash over the doors, and cling wrap over the toilet seat!!!
If you have anything to do with my brother....also beware of garlic crystals pressed firmly into the bristles of your toothbrushes, canned foods in your cupboard that have all the labels carefully soaked off and then swapped around, and glad wrap with jam on wrapped across your bedroom door at night, so during that dark little midnight toilet trip, you end up smelling of strawberries and picking pips out of your hair for weeks!!!! not to mention turning your bed sheets into a trifle!!
April the first here in dark and cloudy Noo Zilland....I will be carrying on with my chores before I go away for the month to stay with the young man that I look after...done the inside stuff, now just got the lawns, and some weeding to do....all will be to no avail though, as my dearly beloved and his mother will have been here for a month on their own, so on my return, I can look forward to a laundry pile I need an oxygen mask to get to the top of, bed sheets that march to the washing machine of their own accord, a pile of dishes that may well have reverted to clay and slid off the kitchen worktop....and a garden that looks like something out of a star trek set!!!! Gaaahhhhhh:H
Ho hum pigs bum.....aaaaaaannnnnyyyway....I'm looking forward muchly to my little change of scenery, but may not be able to get on here very much...so if I go missing in action for most of the time over the next four weeks...meet me and my boy in Ponsonby for a coffee and I'll prove that I'm still alive (I may even buy you a plate of spotted dick!! Wot a treat)
Autumn is slowly crawling in, the weather is turning, and all the little cicadas are sounding a bit weak and feeble. We've had a few RAINY days recently...on one of the worst..the Melons bus was of course 40 mins late, and so she looked like she had recently been dredged through a swamp by the time the public transport deigned to arrive....smelling like a wet dog, and dripping nostrils all over the seats...the driver then calmly announced that he had to turn round and go back to the city to pick up a mail bag he had forgotten before proceeding....so I leapt up...headbutted him into his own cash desk and then made him wear my wet pants for the rest of the journey.....actually I made that last bit up...but in the melonmind...he was subject to all manner of nasty tortures!!
Have a GREAT day all who arrive after...sorry Cashy and Bluey...I've nicked your spot!! The melon lives in future land (and quite often on a planet far, far away...hahahaha)
Kissies, huglets and spotted dicks to all!!!!!!
Weemelon xxx
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