right on we go..tea n coffee available
Evening TT..and how are you? conversation back on an even keel now? harmony restored?impressed that throughout all the bshit,drink did not once become an issue!! well done you..how has your busy day been? take some chill time
morning Cinders..and how are you today?Just looking at your avatar..I took a picture not so very different from that..think its a red admiral butterfly on a buhdleja bush....you stay with us ..you are doing well
Mornin ppqp...hows you this fine day? cant wait to see you getting all this together..virtual diary time!!Got most of my plants into the greenhouse now..planted up lettuce yesterday, all thats left are tomatoes on window sills all over the place!!still wee bit nippy for them..Anyway time you were up now..and movin dirt!!heres your coffee..packed to go
Ltlw.....goet morgen.....yep didnt quite know whether to write je or u...so went for informal..we are all friends here!!Anyway how are you today?Pick yourself up,dust yourself down and move on ..work your strategy around how shit you felt, and disappointed in yourself and then telling us..was it worth it? suggest not..so include all that in your future strategy..believe in yourself..you will get there :l
Hi Yah...and hows you today?Well my kids are all grown up...but believe me it doesnt end there!!!I am sure children have got elastic ropes tied to their backsides when they leave home..the "just in case" line..As for yor signature ...would say its entirely up to you..me personally now would go for the last date you had a drink..depends really what you are aiming at..be honest with yourself thats the main thing,anyway you have a great day
Evening Kuya..hows you today?..sent you my birth date...as you can see I was born at a very early age...be interesting to see the results..you gonna publish them publicly on here? Be interesting to see what everyone thinks of your finds.Totally agree with you over morality and standards...(SFs post)I have got standards that I have stuck by no matter what and who I have dealt with in life and they will never change!
Morning Lav..sorry to hear about your cockateil...are you going to get another one?I know that when Jake ( my daughters rabbit) was 12 when it died last year I said never again, and yet I got these two rescue ones, and love them to bits..heres a nice big coffee for you bfore you start muck spreading!!!:H
Hiya SF...again some very inspiring words in your posts..some things work for us others dont,so its a case of choosing what does and what doesnt..you seem to be doing pretty good at that now so well done.As for your values..totally agree with having standards and morals..they are your own audit sheets for checking your own integrity
Morning Det. glad to see you are in fine shape again well done mate keep it up
right peeps orf we jolly well pop work to be done ,and swimming later too have a great day
Veg plot including rabbit assault course!
Tomato plants..ready to go outside
Cinders..similar pic as your avatar only wings open
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A young lady comes home from a date rather upset. She tells her mother, "Lenny proposed to me an hour ago."
"Then why are you sad?" her mother asks.
"Because he also told me he is an atheist," the girl responds. "Mom, he doesn't even believe there's a hell."
Her mother replies, "Marry him anyway. Between the two of us, we'll show him how wrong he is."
A man and his camel were lost in the desert for months. The man got really horny and decided, what the hell, a camel is better than nothing.
He put the camel in position, climbed behind the camel, and just as he was about to enter the camel, it ran off. He chased the camel down and tried again, but it ran away again.
He tried this five more times before he came across a beautiful woman lying in the desert. She was dehydrated and close to death. He took the woman to a oasis and revived her.
The grateful woman wakes up and says to the man, "Thank you for saving my life. I will do anything for you."
The man smiles and replies, "Anything? Really?"
"Yes," the woman says, "Anything."
"Well," the man says. "Will you hold my camel for me so he stops running away?"
An old man is sitting on his porch when he sees a little boy walking up with something under his arm.
"What you got there?" the old man asks.
"Chicken wire," says the little boy.
"What you doing with that?"
"Catching chickens."
"You can't catch chickens with chicken wire," replies the old man.
Later that day the little boy walks by with a long strand of chicken wire full of chickens.
The next day the old man is sitting on his porch as the same little boy approaches with something in his hand.
"What you got there?" he asks.
"Duct tape."
"Let me guess, you off to catch some ducks? Well, you can't catch ducks with duct tape."
Later that afternoon, the little boy walks by the porch with a long strand of duct tape full of ducks.
The next morning the old man watches as the little boy approaches with a fishing rod with something dangling on the end.
"What you got on the end of that line boy?" asks the old man.
"Pussywillow."
The old man jumps up and yells, "Hold on, I'll get my hat."
Little Johnny returned home from school, informing his father that he received an F in arithmetic and a stern spanking.
?What happened?? asked the father.
?Well,? little Johnny said, ?the teacher asked ?How much is two times three?? and I said ?six.??
?But that?s right!? said the father.
?Then,? said little Johnny, ?she asked me, ?How much is three times two???
?What?s the fucking difference?? asked the father.
?That?s what I said!?
This guy's father dies, so he goes to the undertaker and tells him he wants the best of everything for his father.
The man gets really sick the day of the funeral, however, and is unable to attend.
The next day, he gets a bill for $16,000. He pays it. The next month, he gets another bill for $85. He figures it's just a little supplementary bill, so he pays that, too.
Next month, another bill for $85 arrives, so he calls up the undertaker and says, "I keep getting these bills for $85 dollars. I thought I paid for the funeral already."
The undertaker says, "Well, you said you wanted the best for your father, so I rented him a tux."
David Copperfield is doing his Vegas show and asks if anyone in the audience would like to show him a trick.
?I will,? yells a guy, ?but I need your gorgeous assistant and a table.?
David agrees, and the guy walks up onstage, bends the hottie over the table, pulls her pants down, and starts humping her from behind.
Copperfield screams, ?Hey, that isn?t a trick!?
The guys says, ?I know. It?s fucking magic!?
Farmer Joe is suing a trucking company over injuries he suffered in an auto accident. The company?s lawyer begins to cross-examine the plaintiff.
?Isn?t it true you said, ?I?m fine,? at the scene of the accident?? asks the lawyer.
?Well, I?ll tell you what happened,? Farmer Joe starts.
?Did you or did you not say, ?I?m fine!?? thunders the lawyer.
?Let me explain,? pleads the farmer. ?I had just loaded my mule Bessie into the trailer and was driving down the highway when this semi-truck crashed into us. I was hurt real bad. When the highway patrolman came on the scene, he heard Bessie moaning and groaning. He took one look at her, pulled out his gun, and shot her between the eyes.
Then he came across the road with his gun in his hand, looked at me, and said, ?Your mule was in such bad shape I had to shoot her. How are you??
President Obama trips and falls over a bridge railing while jogging one morning. Before the Secret Service guys can get to him, three kids who are fishing pull him out of the water below. He?s so grateful, he offers the kids whatever they want.
The first kid shouts, ?I want to go to Disneyland with my friends!? and Barack replies, ?No problem. I?ll take you on Air Force One.?
The second kid says, ?I want a new pair of Nike Air Jordans,? to which the President says, ?I'll get them for you and even have Michael sign them!?
The third kid says, ?I want a motorized wheelchair with a built-in TV and stereo headset!?
Obama, looking perplexed, utters: ?But, son, you don?t look like you?re handicapped.?
The kid answers, ?I will be once my dad finds out I saved your sorry ass from drowning
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