mae..all how are we today? couldnt check in yesterday...forgot my phone..more to the point..forgot my food!!Weather was absolutely gorgeous ..yes long may it continue..supposed to be rubbish today but its really sunny at the mo....ideal holiday weather
Tea and coffee on the go..
Evening TT how are you? still working?Isnt that strange? we argue over the same things at times!!!the heating...madam likes the hoose like an oven..I dont.Its all gas fired central heating and I think it dries the air out..if thats all there is to argue about then hey who cares?
Evening Ky bank holiday Monday here and the suns out so you can guess what state the roads will be in today!!Nowts changed since you left pack up kids n car and orf to jolly old Blackpool for the day to get happily ripped off by every shyster thats there!!..Me just bimble about a bit..got to pick the outlaws up from the airport later..know that convo off by heart now!!..apartments good/bad, food good/bad,beer has gone up to ..whatever a pint !!!what have you been doing with yourself today? still working?have a good evening mate...how are you feeling now?
Goede morgen ltlw...well out exploring yesterday were you?anywhere nice?Is it next week you go to America?Week on Friday and I am off to Menorca for a week..so garden kinda needs to be sorted out for then.Are you on holiday today or working?
Hi bear how you doing today? feeling any better? pointless doing anything if you dont feel well..do nowt!!
Morning Lav....one huge cawfee for you..seeing you made a start into the mulch pile :applaud:did you go to the zoo yesterday?Think we have got shares in Chester zoo..seems like we are always there Any plans for today?have a great day.
Morning ppqp and hows you today?you sound real cheery..good for you..glad visit went well..nope the grow tunnels you have to open by hand..though if you were really techie you could work them by electric..by using a greenhouse vent opener on them all..just as easy and cheaper to lift them...glad your gardens arent floating away
Hi YAH...hows you today?Some of thecloches I bought in a sale ages ago?2 each..I also made 3 or 4 of the bigger ones thatyou can see .It is quite good for growing plants to full size under cover ..ie cabbages and onions.If you look at the garden pic, not the greenhouse, the big frame has onions shallot sand lettuce in it..next to it are carrots,next to that long radish,then more lettuce,large radish,lettuce spring onions and leeks.
Border behind has cabbage,broccoli beetroot,garlic,broad beans,lettuce and hers..chives rocket and sage.Cattle in the fields are longhorns..in the pic there are 2 on the right on their own..one of them is the bull.The field behind my greenhouse has 10 horses in it at the moment..in about a months time the farmer brings the cattle down into this field..last year we watched them calving ..it was fascinating.
Glad you are feeling a bit better...as for working from home makes sense to me.You have somewhere vacant to work from which can be kept separate from your home life.You are currently paying for it ,so wouldnt cost you much more to sort out..no contest..as for missing your mate(s) ,phone text,and meet up with the dosh you will save..as long as you can start on the right foot and keep work and home separate
Hiya Blondie and hows you today?didnt get the bit about your partner drinking
any plans for this evening ..apart from unpacking more boxes!!!!!!have a good one
Morning SF..how are you ?sorry the massage thing isnt for you......doesnt really matter what you do ..as long as you enjoy it and it helps!!
Hi Cinders..wow you sound pretty busy at the mo...dont forget you time in all this have a great day today..dont do too much
right peeps Im offski ..potter about the garden time so take care and have a great day
cya
I must have misheard the wife when she said I should focus on getting 'a new direction'
The look on her face when I was arrested in Tesco's, naked with a hard on!
My friend told me he had sex with his girlfriend and her twin.
I asked him how he could tell them apart?
He said her brother has a moustache.
My computer asked me to enter a password with at least 8 characters, so my new password is now SnowWhiteAndTheSevenDwarves
I braked as hard as I could but still hit the car in front of me.
A gorgeous blonde jumped out and shouted, "why dont you just ram me up the arse!"
And thats where the confusion began Your Honour
I was threatened that if I did not pay my rent promptly I would be beaten up and have my legs broken.....
I think my Dad takes Monopoly far too seriously
I have just found out my son has become sexually active
It`s not the news you want to hear from the Vet
I went to the Doctor and told him I could hear voices coming from my underpants.
"Take no notice of them" he said "they are just talking B*ll*cks"
Some bastard nicked a pair of my wifes knickers off the washing line yesterday
She not worried about the knickers, shes more angry over losing 12 pegs
I was at work in Asda when, while I was rearranging the washing powder, the lady i'm dating walked by.
She yelled at me "You told me you was a stunt pilot you lying sod"
I replied "No I didn't, I told you I was part of an Ariel display team"
I spent two hours at my wife's grave today.
She thinks I'm digging a pond.
A woman was shopping at a local supermarket where she selected -
2 litres of low fat milk
1 carton of eggs
1 litre of orange juice
1 head of lettuce
2 cans of coffee, and
1 pack of bacon.
As she was unloading her items on the conveyor belt to
check out, a drunk standing behind her watched as she
placed the items in front of the cashier.
While the cashier was ringing up her purchases, the drunk
calmly stated, "You must be single."
The woman was a bit startled by this proclamation, but
she was intrigued by the derelict's intuition since she was
indeed single.
She looked at her six items on the belt and saw nothing
particularly unusual about her selections that could have
tipped off the drunk to her marital status.
With curiosity getting the better of her she said, "Well you
know what? You're absolutely correct. But how on earth
did you know that?"
The drunk replied "Because you're ****ing ugly."
A man sees a sign outside a house - 'Talking Dog for Sale.' He rings the bell; the owner appears and tells him the dog can be viewed in the back garden.
The man sees a very nice looking Labrador retriever sitting there.
"Do you really talk?" he asks the dog. "Yes," the Labrador replies. After recovering from the shock of hearing the dog talk, the man asks, ?So, tell me your story." The Labrador looks up and says, "Well, I discovered that I could talk when I was pretty young. I wanted to help the government, so I was sold to the SAS. In no time at all they had me jetting from country to country, sitting in rooms with spies and world leaders; because no one imagined that a dog would be eavesdropping. I was one of their most valuable spies for eight years".
"But the jetting around really tired me out, and I knew I wasn't getting any younger so I decided to settle down. I signed up for a job at Heathrow Airport to do some undercover security work, wandering near suspicious characters and listening in. I uncovered some incredible dealings and was awarded several medals". "Then I got married, had a few puppies, and now I've just retired."
The man is amazed. He goes back into the house and asks the owner how much he wants for the dog. "Ten quid," the owner says.
"?10!!? But this dog is absolutely amazing! Why on earth are you selling him so cheaply?"
"Because he's a lying bastard, he's never been out of the garden."
Tea and coffee on the go..
Evening TT how are you? still working?Isnt that strange? we argue over the same things at times!!!the heating...madam likes the hoose like an oven..I dont.Its all gas fired central heating and I think it dries the air out..if thats all there is to argue about then hey who cares?
Evening Ky bank holiday Monday here and the suns out so you can guess what state the roads will be in today!!Nowts changed since you left pack up kids n car and orf to jolly old Blackpool for the day to get happily ripped off by every shyster thats there!!..Me just bimble about a bit..got to pick the outlaws up from the airport later..know that convo off by heart now!!..apartments good/bad, food good/bad,beer has gone up to ..whatever a pint !!!what have you been doing with yourself today? still working?have a good evening mate...how are you feeling now?
Goede morgen ltlw...well out exploring yesterday were you?anywhere nice?Is it next week you go to America?Week on Friday and I am off to Menorca for a week..so garden kinda needs to be sorted out for then.Are you on holiday today or working?
Hi bear how you doing today? feeling any better? pointless doing anything if you dont feel well..do nowt!!
Morning Lav....one huge cawfee for you..seeing you made a start into the mulch pile :applaud:did you go to the zoo yesterday?Think we have got shares in Chester zoo..seems like we are always there Any plans for today?have a great day.
Morning ppqp and hows you today?you sound real cheery..good for you..glad visit went well..nope the grow tunnels you have to open by hand..though if you were really techie you could work them by electric..by using a greenhouse vent opener on them all..just as easy and cheaper to lift them...glad your gardens arent floating away
Hi YAH...hows you today?Some of thecloches I bought in a sale ages ago?2 each..I also made 3 or 4 of the bigger ones thatyou can see .It is quite good for growing plants to full size under cover ..ie cabbages and onions.If you look at the garden pic, not the greenhouse, the big frame has onions shallot sand lettuce in it..next to it are carrots,next to that long radish,then more lettuce,large radish,lettuce spring onions and leeks.
Border behind has cabbage,broccoli beetroot,garlic,broad beans,lettuce and hers..chives rocket and sage.Cattle in the fields are longhorns..in the pic there are 2 on the right on their own..one of them is the bull.The field behind my greenhouse has 10 horses in it at the moment..in about a months time the farmer brings the cattle down into this field..last year we watched them calving ..it was fascinating.
Glad you are feeling a bit better...as for working from home makes sense to me.You have somewhere vacant to work from which can be kept separate from your home life.You are currently paying for it ,so wouldnt cost you much more to sort out..no contest..as for missing your mate(s) ,phone text,and meet up with the dosh you will save..as long as you can start on the right foot and keep work and home separate
Hiya Blondie and hows you today?didnt get the bit about your partner drinking
any plans for this evening ..apart from unpacking more boxes!!!!!!have a good oneMorning SF..how are you ?sorry the massage thing isnt for you......doesnt really matter what you do ..as long as you enjoy it and it helps!!
Hi Cinders..wow you sound pretty busy at the mo...dont forget you time in all this have a great day today..dont do too much
right peeps Im offski ..potter about the garden time so take care and have a great day
cya
I must have misheard the wife when she said I should focus on getting 'a new direction'
The look on her face when I was arrested in Tesco's, naked with a hard on!
My friend told me he had sex with his girlfriend and her twin.
I asked him how he could tell them apart?
He said her brother has a moustache.
My computer asked me to enter a password with at least 8 characters, so my new password is now SnowWhiteAndTheSevenDwarves
I braked as hard as I could but still hit the car in front of me.
A gorgeous blonde jumped out and shouted, "why dont you just ram me up the arse!"
And thats where the confusion began Your Honour
I was threatened that if I did not pay my rent promptly I would be beaten up and have my legs broken.....
I think my Dad takes Monopoly far too seriously
I have just found out my son has become sexually active
It`s not the news you want to hear from the Vet
I went to the Doctor and told him I could hear voices coming from my underpants.
"Take no notice of them" he said "they are just talking B*ll*cks"
Some bastard nicked a pair of my wifes knickers off the washing line yesterday
She not worried about the knickers, shes more angry over losing 12 pegs
I was at work in Asda when, while I was rearranging the washing powder, the lady i'm dating walked by.
She yelled at me "You told me you was a stunt pilot you lying sod"
I replied "No I didn't, I told you I was part of an Ariel display team"
I spent two hours at my wife's grave today.
She thinks I'm digging a pond.
A woman was shopping at a local supermarket where she selected -
2 litres of low fat milk
1 carton of eggs
1 litre of orange juice
1 head of lettuce
2 cans of coffee, and
1 pack of bacon.
As she was unloading her items on the conveyor belt to
check out, a drunk standing behind her watched as she
placed the items in front of the cashier.
While the cashier was ringing up her purchases, the drunk
calmly stated, "You must be single."
The woman was a bit startled by this proclamation, but
she was intrigued by the derelict's intuition since she was
indeed single.
She looked at her six items on the belt and saw nothing
particularly unusual about her selections that could have
tipped off the drunk to her marital status.
With curiosity getting the better of her she said, "Well you
know what? You're absolutely correct. But how on earth
did you know that?"
The drunk replied "Because you're ****ing ugly."
A man sees a sign outside a house - 'Talking Dog for Sale.' He rings the bell; the owner appears and tells him the dog can be viewed in the back garden.
The man sees a very nice looking Labrador retriever sitting there.
"Do you really talk?" he asks the dog. "Yes," the Labrador replies. After recovering from the shock of hearing the dog talk, the man asks, ?So, tell me your story." The Labrador looks up and says, "Well, I discovered that I could talk when I was pretty young. I wanted to help the government, so I was sold to the SAS. In no time at all they had me jetting from country to country, sitting in rooms with spies and world leaders; because no one imagined that a dog would be eavesdropping. I was one of their most valuable spies for eight years".
"But the jetting around really tired me out, and I knew I wasn't getting any younger so I decided to settle down. I signed up for a job at Heathrow Airport to do some undercover security work, wandering near suspicious characters and listening in. I uncovered some incredible dealings and was awarded several medals". "Then I got married, had a few puppies, and now I've just retired."
The man is amazed. He goes back into the house and asks the owner how much he wants for the dog. "Ten quid," the owner says.
"?10!!? But this dog is absolutely amazing! Why on earth are you selling him so cheaply?"
"Because he's a lying bastard, he's never been out of the garden."
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