mae everyone...wow not too many on here yesterday.....quality not quantity madam!!
so how are we all today then?did a bit in the garden yesterday...and now today is defo a resting day ...ouch!!!
tea and coffee on the go
Morning Cinders..and how are you this morning? sounds like your hubby has the same problem...cant sit still it is!!! Its a great feeling when you dont have too plan your life around drinking isnt it?..I used to come up with all sorts of excuses why I couldnt drive etc etc.dont know what you are doing ,but whatever it is have a great day.I actually had to goggle what roygbiv meant!!!
Hi TT ...hows you today? I know you are travelling so have a safe and pleasant flight..hope you enjoyed your trip.
Hiya Lav and hows you today? ok I hope..thats some trick that..letting the kids get filthy then mum picks them up !!:H put some plant in yesterday, in that new back bit of the garden I did..going to try and create a high back drop with laurel,rhododendron and magnolia and a wildish sort of natural (ish )front. put in some Pride of London,Pride of Kent, Aquiligia, and a beautiful poppy called garden gnome..bright red with yellow centre which the wind promptly snapped!! may have to resort to another plan ..but havent told madam yet.heres a coffee for you..Im having bovril..love it
Hiya ppqp how are you?yes for me think its got to be a day of forced rest..so whats your plans for today? anything?maybe the cleaning fairies will have done your office out for you!!!
Hiya June hows you ? now on day 16 well done you ..stick with it ..honestly it is so worth it
well not many on here so thats it folks you take care and have a good one
A factory owner is trying to come up with innovative ideas to save money and therefor save his business from going under.
The owner calls a meeting with all of his 200 employees out on the plant floor. "Ok everyone, we are in deep trouble. I will give $2000 dollars to the first person that comes to me with a cost saving idea." Immediately a guy in the front row shoots up his hand. Owner says "Yes, Barry. That was fast, what's your cost saving plan?"
Barry says "make it $1000".
What's the difference between ignorance and apathy?
I don't know and I don't care!
once knew a soldier who suffered through both mustard gas and pepper spray.
He was a seasoned veteran.
What do you do if you're attacked by a gang of clowns?
Go for the juggler.
A guy goes into a bar, orders a martini, and strikes up a conversation with an attractive woman sitting next to him. "This is a special day," he says, "I'm celebrating." "I'm celebrating, too," she replies, clinking glasses with him. "What are you celebrating?" he asks. "For years I've been trying to have a child," she answers. "Today my gynecologist told me I'm pregnant!"
"Congratulations," the man says, lifting his glass. "As it happens, I'm a chicken farmer and for years all my hens were infertile. But today, they're finally fertile."
"How did it happen?" "I switched cocks." "What a coincidence," she says, smiling.
What burns longer, a red or a green candle?
Neither, they both burn shorter.
Did you hear about the woman who got wooden implants?
It would be funny if this joke had a punchline.
Wooden tit.
A bear walks into a bar and says "Bartender, bring me a beer." The bartender says "We don't serve bears beer in this bar." The bear says "Bartender, you better bring me a beer or I'm going to eat that lady over there." The bartender says "We don't serve bears beer in this bar."
The bear eats the lady and says "So?" The bartender says "We don't serve drug addicts." "Drug addicts," says the bear. "I'm not a drug addict!" "Well, that was a bar bitch you ate."
I was reading the news the other day and came across a story from Vietnam. There were two gentlemen working in a rice paddy when one became enraged at the other and bludgeoned him to death with a small ceramic figurine. Reports indicate that this is the first ever case of knick-knack paddy whack.
One of my buddies turned 90, so for a birthday surprise I sent a hooker to his apartment. When he opened the door, she introduced herself and informed him that she was there to give him super sex. His response...
I'll take the soup.
So I went to my Dr. and said I needed something for my joints...
He handed me a lighter
A grasshopper walks into an ice cream parlor
The clerk says "Hey Grasshopper, we have an ice cream flavor named after you!" The Grasshopper says "What? You have a flavor named Kenneth?"
A redneck was all excited on the day of his wedding as he found out that his wife to be was a virgin
His Father immediately called off the wedding. " If she ain't good enough for her family then she ain't good enough for ours!"
so how are we all today then?did a bit in the garden yesterday...and now today is defo a resting day ...ouch!!!
tea and coffee on the go
Morning Cinders..and how are you this morning? sounds like your hubby has the same problem...cant sit still it is!!! Its a great feeling when you dont have too plan your life around drinking isnt it?..I used to come up with all sorts of excuses why I couldnt drive etc etc.dont know what you are doing ,but whatever it is have a great day.I actually had to goggle what roygbiv meant!!!
Hi TT ...hows you today? I know you are travelling so have a safe and pleasant flight..hope you enjoyed your trip.
Hiya Lav and hows you today? ok I hope..thats some trick that..letting the kids get filthy then mum picks them up !!:H put some plant in yesterday, in that new back bit of the garden I did..going to try and create a high back drop with laurel,rhododendron and magnolia and a wildish sort of natural (ish )front. put in some Pride of London,Pride of Kent, Aquiligia, and a beautiful poppy called garden gnome..bright red with yellow centre which the wind promptly snapped!! may have to resort to another plan ..but havent told madam yet.heres a coffee for you..Im having bovril..love it
Hiya ppqp how are you?yes for me think its got to be a day of forced rest..so whats your plans for today? anything?maybe the cleaning fairies will have done your office out for you!!!
Hiya June hows you ? now on day 16 well done you ..stick with it ..honestly it is so worth it
well not many on here so thats it folks you take care and have a good one
A factory owner is trying to come up with innovative ideas to save money and therefor save his business from going under.
The owner calls a meeting with all of his 200 employees out on the plant floor. "Ok everyone, we are in deep trouble. I will give $2000 dollars to the first person that comes to me with a cost saving idea." Immediately a guy in the front row shoots up his hand. Owner says "Yes, Barry. That was fast, what's your cost saving plan?"
Barry says "make it $1000".
What's the difference between ignorance and apathy?
I don't know and I don't care!
once knew a soldier who suffered through both mustard gas and pepper spray.
He was a seasoned veteran.
What do you do if you're attacked by a gang of clowns?
Go for the juggler.
A guy goes into a bar, orders a martini, and strikes up a conversation with an attractive woman sitting next to him. "This is a special day," he says, "I'm celebrating." "I'm celebrating, too," she replies, clinking glasses with him. "What are you celebrating?" he asks. "For years I've been trying to have a child," she answers. "Today my gynecologist told me I'm pregnant!"
"Congratulations," the man says, lifting his glass. "As it happens, I'm a chicken farmer and for years all my hens were infertile. But today, they're finally fertile."
"How did it happen?" "I switched cocks." "What a coincidence," she says, smiling.
What burns longer, a red or a green candle?
Neither, they both burn shorter.
Did you hear about the woman who got wooden implants?
It would be funny if this joke had a punchline.
Wooden tit.
A bear walks into a bar and says "Bartender, bring me a beer." The bartender says "We don't serve bears beer in this bar." The bear says "Bartender, you better bring me a beer or I'm going to eat that lady over there." The bartender says "We don't serve bears beer in this bar."
The bear eats the lady and says "So?" The bartender says "We don't serve drug addicts." "Drug addicts," says the bear. "I'm not a drug addict!" "Well, that was a bar bitch you ate."
I was reading the news the other day and came across a story from Vietnam. There were two gentlemen working in a rice paddy when one became enraged at the other and bludgeoned him to death with a small ceramic figurine. Reports indicate that this is the first ever case of knick-knack paddy whack.
One of my buddies turned 90, so for a birthday surprise I sent a hooker to his apartment. When he opened the door, she introduced herself and informed him that she was there to give him super sex. His response...
I'll take the soup.
So I went to my Dr. and said I needed something for my joints...
He handed me a lighter
A grasshopper walks into an ice cream parlor
The clerk says "Hey Grasshopper, we have an ice cream flavor named after you!" The Grasshopper says "What? You have a flavor named Kenneth?"
A redneck was all excited on the day of his wedding as he found out that his wife to be was a virgin
His Father immediately called off the wedding. " If she ain't good enough for her family then she ain't good enough for ours!"
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