Mae everyone ...and how are we today?what are we all up to today then?Went to the docs yesterday with my back...had to really..couldnt leave it at home..all I gpot was a box of 100 cocodamol..which are highly addictive,and to go back in 2 weeks..not really the answer I was after,so I will go back in 2 weeks,then I think they will CT scan it..got some more plants,so its all planted up now, in height etc, so now its sit back and enjoy.weather is glorious here..its 6.20 am and even the rabbits are out playing.
on with the show here we go ..tea and coffee available.
hiya Cinders..how are you?still raining there?Limbs off the azaleas?how big are they?what colour blooms.any plans for today?One thing I didnt do ..and I do apologise is...congratulations on your 3 moths on the 13th..I was away gallivanting ! so well done you.
morning Lav ..and how are you today?hows Thomas the tank going?here one for you..
Go on to youtube.com,then in the search box type in Day Out with Thomas at East Anglian Railway Museum Part 3 of 5.
theres loads of them ..keep the grandkids amused!!!Any plans for today?have a good one..after your coffee
Hiya YAH...was wondering where you had gone..nice to "see " you.yes hols was good..but now back to reality (well at least for a wee while!!)
Glad your new work premises is coming along well....As for abs nowadays for me al does just not form part of my life or thought process..yes I would be lying if I said it doesnt crop up now and again...but its so easily dismissed now its irrelevant ..I dont mean that to sound big headed or something out of the ordinary...but just like other folks,I put a heck of a lot of work getting to this point, as you have..a month between us exactly I notice..and guess what I am trying to say is anyone can get to this point, but you have to be prepared to say no and believe in yourself.. not just say it and think ok just the one etc.
As for strategies for your re-union can think of a couple....
If you are that unsure of yourself(which I dont think you are) then dont go..is 12 months af worth a couple of drinks?
Dont even consider any mod issues..if you could like the rest of us you wouldnt be here
Thought of taking some af drinks with you?I actually like the taste of some of them ,as opposed to thinking of them as substitute alcohol.
Just say no I dont drink..let your friends make their own guesses as to why not
Drive there...
Say you dont drink..,then come up with some mad outlandish reason why not..turn it into a mad joke..ie you are trying to save grapes because there is a world shortage and you dont think they should end their short lives in a grape press,so you dont drink wine!!they will think you are mad but hey who cares??
Lastly...remember how crap it was to come here and say I drank..do you really want to do that again?
Just a few things ..sorry went on so long!!!
Hiya june, hows you today? wow well impressed wit the garden ....succession of colour..get some pics up as for the size..youve heard it before "madam ..its not the size, but the quality that matters!!:H as for the cravings..well done on shutting them down..its called surfing the wave..well thats what I call it!! have a great day
Hiya Det..hows you today? its the duty witch here!!!as for the bovril...you dont eat it..you drink it.Pour boiling water on it,stir it up.If you get bored with it ,you can also spice it up..I have in the past added pepper, jerky seasoning, tabasco,mustard in fact you can add anything you want to it..its lovely..and guess what only 13 cals a cup!!
Can I contribute to your diet book? how to lose 20lbs ....chop yer leg off!!! less weight and cheap shoes!!!
Hi ppqp ...and hows the weather today?any better? did you find a moida mystery?so whats on the cards for today then?any plans after this coffee Ive made you?have a grand day
Right peeps off we go..see yall laters.
front door...hanging baskets..all me own work!!
beach at Son Parc ,Menorca
go on ..guess what this is...its a real photo..turned out weird!!!
back border finished...all I can do is let it grow now!!!
A pregnant woman boards a bus. After taking a seat, she notices a man smiling at her. She feels self-conscious and changes her seat, but he seems even more amused.
She moves a third time, and he starts to giggle. On her fourth move, he bursts out laughing.
They both get off the bus at the next stop. The pregnant woman is furious and demands an explanation. "What exactly is so damn funny?"
"I'm sorry, ma'am," replies the giggling man. "But I couldn't help noticing you're pregnant, and when you first sat down, you sat under an advertisement which read 'Coming Soon: The Gold Dust Twins.' Then you sat under an ad that read 'Sloan's Liniments Remove Swelling.' Then you moved under a deodorant advertisement which read 'William's Stick Did the Trick.' And I just couldn't hold it in any longer when you moved a fourth time and sat under a tire advertisement which read 'Dunlop Rubber Would Have Prevented This Accident.'"
A man is participating in a golf tournament. He was left to golf with just his caddy. On his tee-off, the golfer's ball lands in a patch of buttercups. The caddy tells the golfer he can take the ball onto the course, and he won't take a one stroke penalty. However, the golfer refuses and takes the ball out of the buttercups and takes the stroke penalty. Suddenly, Mother Nature appears.
"What you just did was amazing. I am so proud that you enjoy nature and all of its beauty. For your reward, I will give you a lifetime supply of butter."
"Thanks," says the man. "But where were you last week when my ball landed in the pussywillows?"
Two Irishmen walk into a pet shop. Right away they go to the bird section and Sean says to Paddy; "Dat''s Dem". The shopkeeper comes over and asks if he can help.
"Yeah, we''ll take four of dem dere budgies in dat cage op dere", says Mick, "Put dem in a pepper bag"
The shopkeeper does as asked and the two pay for the birds and leave. They get into Mick''s van and drive until they reach a cliff with a 500ft drop.
"Dis looks loike a grand place", says Mick.
He then takes the two birds out of the bag, places them on his shoulders and jumps off the cliff.
Paddy watches as his friend drops off the edge and goes straight down for a few seconds followed by a loud "Splat!"
As Paddy looks over the edge of the cliff he shakes his head.
"Focket Dat," Paddy says, "dis budgie jumpin'' is too dangerous for me..."
A few minutes later, Seamus approaches. He too has been to the pet shop and is carrying the familiar 'pepper bag.'
Seamus pulls a parrot out of the bag and Paddy notices that in the other hand Seamus is carrying a gun.
"Watch this Paddy" he says, as he launches himself over the edge of the cliff.
Paddy watches as half way down Seamus takes the gun and blows the parrot''s head off. Seamus continues to plummet until he joins Sean''s mashed remains at the bottom of the cliff.
Paddy shakes his head and says, "An oim never troyin'' that parrotshooting oider..."
After a few minutes, Danny strolls up. He too has been to the pet shop and walks up with his 'pepper bag.'
Danny pulls a chicken out of the bag. He puts the chicken above his head, holds its legs and launches himself off the cliff with the same result.
Once more Paddy shakes his head.
"For me life Danny, first der was Sean wit his budgie jumpin, den Seamus parrotshooting and now you fockin'' hengliding..."
A man in the grocery store notices a woman with a three-year-old girl in her cart. As they pass the cookie section, the little girl screams for cookies. The mother says, "Now Missy, we only have a few more aisles to go -- don't throw a fit. It won't be long."
In the candy aisle, the little girl whines for candy. The mother says, "There, there, Missy, don't cry. Two more aisles, and we'll be checking out."
When they get to the checkout stand, the little girl howls for the gum. The mother says, reassuringly, "Missy, we'll be done in five minutes, and then you can go home and have a bottle and a nice snooze."
In the parking lot, the man stops the woman to compliment her. "I couldn't help noticing how patient you were with little Missy," he says.
The mother sighs, "Oh, no -- my little girl's name is Francine. I'm Missy."
Q: What does a plumber need to know about his job?
A: Sh*t runs downhill and payday is on Friday.
A cowboy told his grandson the secret to a long life.
He said, "You gotta sprinkle a little gunpowder on your oatmeal, see. If you do, you'll live to a nice ripe old age."
So the cowboy did this religiously every day, and sure enough, lived to the nice ripe old age of 96.
When he died he left behind 4 children, 8 grandchildren, 15 great-grandchildren
...and a 16 foot hole in the wall of the crematorium.
A husband and wife are trying to set up a new password for their computer. The husband puts, "Mypenis," and the wife falls on the ground laughing because on the screen it says, "Error. Not long enough."
A robber comes into the store & steals a TV. A blonde runs after him and says, "Wait, you forgot the remote!"
A little girl and boy are fighting about the differences between the sexes, and which one is better. Finally, the boy drops his pants and says, ?Here?s something I have that you?ll never have!? The little girl is pretty upset by this, since it is clearly true, and runs home crying. A while later, she comes running back with a smile on her face. She drops her pants and says, ?My mommy says that with one of these, I can have as many of those as I want!?
How to be insulting when giving directions: Point with four fingers when they ask.
How to be Insulting on Public Transportation: Pretend to be foreign when the conductor asks for your fare and try to give him the wrong denomination of money.
How to be Insulting in Theaters: If the person sitting in front of you is blocking your view, try adopting an irritating cough, or kicking your feet under their seat. Nasty, wet sneezes down the back of their neck are also effective in persuading them to look elsewhere for a seat.
on with the show here we go ..tea and coffee available.
hiya Cinders..how are you?still raining there?Limbs off the azaleas?how big are they?what colour blooms.any plans for today?One thing I didnt do ..and I do apologise is...congratulations on your 3 moths on the 13th..I was away gallivanting ! so well done you.
morning Lav ..and how are you today?hows Thomas the tank going?here one for you..
Go on to youtube.com,then in the search box type in Day Out with Thomas at East Anglian Railway Museum Part 3 of 5.
theres loads of them ..keep the grandkids amused!!!Any plans for today?have a good one..after your coffee
Hiya YAH...was wondering where you had gone..nice to "see " you.yes hols was good..but now back to reality (well at least for a wee while!!)
Glad your new work premises is coming along well....As for abs nowadays for me al does just not form part of my life or thought process..yes I would be lying if I said it doesnt crop up now and again...but its so easily dismissed now its irrelevant ..I dont mean that to sound big headed or something out of the ordinary...but just like other folks,I put a heck of a lot of work getting to this point, as you have..a month between us exactly I notice..and guess what I am trying to say is anyone can get to this point, but you have to be prepared to say no and believe in yourself.. not just say it and think ok just the one etc.
As for strategies for your re-union can think of a couple....
If you are that unsure of yourself(which I dont think you are) then dont go..is 12 months af worth a couple of drinks?
Dont even consider any mod issues..if you could like the rest of us you wouldnt be here
Thought of taking some af drinks with you?I actually like the taste of some of them ,as opposed to thinking of them as substitute alcohol.
Just say no I dont drink..let your friends make their own guesses as to why not
Drive there...
Say you dont drink..,then come up with some mad outlandish reason why not..turn it into a mad joke..ie you are trying to save grapes because there is a world shortage and you dont think they should end their short lives in a grape press,so you dont drink wine!!they will think you are mad but hey who cares??
Lastly...remember how crap it was to come here and say I drank..do you really want to do that again?
Just a few things ..sorry went on so long!!!
Hiya june, hows you today? wow well impressed wit the garden ....succession of colour..get some pics up as for the size..youve heard it before "madam ..its not the size, but the quality that matters!!:H as for the cravings..well done on shutting them down..its called surfing the wave..well thats what I call it!! have a great day
Hiya Det..hows you today? its the duty witch here!!!as for the bovril...you dont eat it..you drink it.Pour boiling water on it,stir it up.If you get bored with it ,you can also spice it up..I have in the past added pepper, jerky seasoning, tabasco,mustard in fact you can add anything you want to it..its lovely..and guess what only 13 cals a cup!!
Can I contribute to your diet book? how to lose 20lbs ....chop yer leg off!!! less weight and cheap shoes!!!
Hi ppqp ...and hows the weather today?any better? did you find a moida mystery?so whats on the cards for today then?any plans after this coffee Ive made you?have a grand day
Right peeps off we go..see yall laters.
front door...hanging baskets..all me own work!!
beach at Son Parc ,Menorca
go on ..guess what this is...its a real photo..turned out weird!!!
back border finished...all I can do is let it grow now!!!
A pregnant woman boards a bus. After taking a seat, she notices a man smiling at her. She feels self-conscious and changes her seat, but he seems even more amused.
She moves a third time, and he starts to giggle. On her fourth move, he bursts out laughing.
They both get off the bus at the next stop. The pregnant woman is furious and demands an explanation. "What exactly is so damn funny?"
"I'm sorry, ma'am," replies the giggling man. "But I couldn't help noticing you're pregnant, and when you first sat down, you sat under an advertisement which read 'Coming Soon: The Gold Dust Twins.' Then you sat under an ad that read 'Sloan's Liniments Remove Swelling.' Then you moved under a deodorant advertisement which read 'William's Stick Did the Trick.' And I just couldn't hold it in any longer when you moved a fourth time and sat under a tire advertisement which read 'Dunlop Rubber Would Have Prevented This Accident.'"
A man is participating in a golf tournament. He was left to golf with just his caddy. On his tee-off, the golfer's ball lands in a patch of buttercups. The caddy tells the golfer he can take the ball onto the course, and he won't take a one stroke penalty. However, the golfer refuses and takes the ball out of the buttercups and takes the stroke penalty. Suddenly, Mother Nature appears.
"What you just did was amazing. I am so proud that you enjoy nature and all of its beauty. For your reward, I will give you a lifetime supply of butter."
"Thanks," says the man. "But where were you last week when my ball landed in the pussywillows?"
Two Irishmen walk into a pet shop. Right away they go to the bird section and Sean says to Paddy; "Dat''s Dem". The shopkeeper comes over and asks if he can help.
"Yeah, we''ll take four of dem dere budgies in dat cage op dere", says Mick, "Put dem in a pepper bag"
The shopkeeper does as asked and the two pay for the birds and leave. They get into Mick''s van and drive until they reach a cliff with a 500ft drop.
"Dis looks loike a grand place", says Mick.
He then takes the two birds out of the bag, places them on his shoulders and jumps off the cliff.
Paddy watches as his friend drops off the edge and goes straight down for a few seconds followed by a loud "Splat!"
As Paddy looks over the edge of the cliff he shakes his head.
"Focket Dat," Paddy says, "dis budgie jumpin'' is too dangerous for me..."
A few minutes later, Seamus approaches. He too has been to the pet shop and is carrying the familiar 'pepper bag.'
Seamus pulls a parrot out of the bag and Paddy notices that in the other hand Seamus is carrying a gun.
"Watch this Paddy" he says, as he launches himself over the edge of the cliff.
Paddy watches as half way down Seamus takes the gun and blows the parrot''s head off. Seamus continues to plummet until he joins Sean''s mashed remains at the bottom of the cliff.
Paddy shakes his head and says, "An oim never troyin'' that parrotshooting oider..."
After a few minutes, Danny strolls up. He too has been to the pet shop and walks up with his 'pepper bag.'
Danny pulls a chicken out of the bag. He puts the chicken above his head, holds its legs and launches himself off the cliff with the same result.
Once more Paddy shakes his head.
"For me life Danny, first der was Sean wit his budgie jumpin, den Seamus parrotshooting and now you fockin'' hengliding..."
A man in the grocery store notices a woman with a three-year-old girl in her cart. As they pass the cookie section, the little girl screams for cookies. The mother says, "Now Missy, we only have a few more aisles to go -- don't throw a fit. It won't be long."
In the candy aisle, the little girl whines for candy. The mother says, "There, there, Missy, don't cry. Two more aisles, and we'll be checking out."
When they get to the checkout stand, the little girl howls for the gum. The mother says, reassuringly, "Missy, we'll be done in five minutes, and then you can go home and have a bottle and a nice snooze."
In the parking lot, the man stops the woman to compliment her. "I couldn't help noticing how patient you were with little Missy," he says.
The mother sighs, "Oh, no -- my little girl's name is Francine. I'm Missy."
Q: What does a plumber need to know about his job?
A: Sh*t runs downhill and payday is on Friday.
A cowboy told his grandson the secret to a long life.
He said, "You gotta sprinkle a little gunpowder on your oatmeal, see. If you do, you'll live to a nice ripe old age."
So the cowboy did this religiously every day, and sure enough, lived to the nice ripe old age of 96.
When he died he left behind 4 children, 8 grandchildren, 15 great-grandchildren
...and a 16 foot hole in the wall of the crematorium.
A husband and wife are trying to set up a new password for their computer. The husband puts, "Mypenis," and the wife falls on the ground laughing because on the screen it says, "Error. Not long enough."
A robber comes into the store & steals a TV. A blonde runs after him and says, "Wait, you forgot the remote!"
A little girl and boy are fighting about the differences between the sexes, and which one is better. Finally, the boy drops his pants and says, ?Here?s something I have that you?ll never have!? The little girl is pretty upset by this, since it is clearly true, and runs home crying. A while later, she comes running back with a smile on her face. She drops her pants and says, ?My mommy says that with one of these, I can have as many of those as I want!?
How to be insulting when giving directions: Point with four fingers when they ask.
How to be Insulting on Public Transportation: Pretend to be foreign when the conductor asks for your fare and try to give him the wrong denomination of money.
How to be Insulting in Theaters: If the person sitting in front of you is blocking your view, try adopting an irritating cough, or kicking your feet under their seat. Nasty, wet sneezes down the back of their neck are also effective in persuading them to look elsewhere for a seat.
PPQP
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