mae everybody..how are we all today?wowthought yesterday was never going to stop!!waiting for new phone to come,then daughter had an issue, so I had to go up to Sheffield..she has got one more dissertation to write,and thats her ,fully qualified midwife with a degree...she has already passed all the practical etc, but there are a few things need to be sorted ,but its best until she has got that bit of paper!Then mobile phone came...this is the replacement for the broken one..... half of it missing ,and so the story goes on.And we had brilliant thunderstorms yesterday...just what the garden needed..nice n sunny again today..
Right orf we go...tea n coffee on the go
Evening TT hows you today?glad the liver test are showing improvement ..well done to you..as for taking statins..well I guess it has got to be individual choice, but for me personally I am trying to do without them...very similar to you...history of heart disease in family , and extended family,moi..a triple stroke.(sounds like an olympic sport when you say that!!)but I do know how crap I felt when I was on statins...but who knows ? going for bloods Friday ..may have to go on them again ...havent a clue,but I will be trying my damndest not to.Did a lot of reading up on this when it went up last time,and Det has got it bang on .I guess the choice is..whatever keeps you healthy and enjoying life
hiya blondie ..and hows you this evening in upside down land? what baby??has something happened? yawn!!any plans for this evening?
Hiya Cinders...and hows things with you today?wow there is defo an opening for the surgery here with us all!!as you say tho..one size doesnt fit all..my diet nowadays cosists of mainly white meats,poultry,fish very little rd meat ,the odd binge with bread!!but yes I do eat a lot better than I used to,was going to say healthier but I am not sure that is true..in a lot of cases what is healthy for one part of the body may end up as a deficiency or a non no for another part.exercise and working play a big part in my life now too..bottom line really is we are all going to go sometime ..so make the most of each day and be happy as you can.
hiya ppqp...how are you today? hope you are feeling better....how did your yesterday go?
Hiya yah..hows you today?so said bout that friend of your daughters,and yes you are right there but for the grace...thinking back I have done some pretty stupid things in drink....and thats only the ones I can remember!!What is it with al that turns us into complete dickheads??
hiya Lav..well what was the outcome? dog versus 2 yr old?hows the extreme babysitting going?any plans for today or you kind of tied down with the creche?oh well have a brew.Yes you are right...enjoy it while you can.
hiya river ...thanks for popping in ...how are you? well done on your 5 years..dont be a stranger ..jump in any time.
Hiya SF...hows you today? any more energy?think we all go through that I know I certainly do ..its just natures way of saying I need a rest.hope you feel better
Morning Det..hows you today?still in the company of non al folks I see..that must give you a boost too.Read your post and yep read very similar before...but again its about enjoying your life..as the old saying goes ..a litlle of a lot ,not a lot of a little.
righty ho folks well lets see what today brings so lets have a good one ...take care.
not to disappoint you!!
The Royal Doctor has arrived to deliver the baby. On Her Majesty's Secret Cervix
Kate Middleton once asked the queen "What's the secret of a long life?" To which the queen replied "Wear a seat belt and don't piss me off!
!Q: What are all men looking forward to after Kate & Williams marriage? A: Licking the backside of Kate Middleton's stamp!
Q: What wedding present do most Englishmen give Kate & William? A: 20% of their earnings for the past 5 years!
Doctors have said the royal baby is 8 pounds, but you can?t really put a price on a child.
Prince William: You know it's a proven fact that women talk twice as much as men! Catherine: That's because we have to repeat everything we tell our husbands! Prince William: What? Prince Charles: "My wife's an angel!" Prince William: "You're lucky, mine's still alive."
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Why?
To get to your house!
?..
Knock Knock
Who?s there?
The chicken.
What?s orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot.
Two Irish men talking in a bar, Mick and Paddy.
?So Paddy what?s your ringtone?? says Mick
?I?ve never looked Mick but I would imagine it?s a light brown colour?.
What?s green and smells like yellow paint?
Green Paint
Did you hear the latest story about some major tennis players being involved in witchcraft?? Goran, even he?s a witch.
Which day of the week do chickens hate most? Fry-day!
These are actual newspaper headlines gathered from papers across the country.
Killer Sentenced to Die for Second Time in 10 Years
Cancer Society Honors Marlboro Man
Nicaragua Sets Goal to Wipe Out Literacy
Autos Killing 110 a Day?Let?s Resolve to Do Better
20-Year Friendship Ends at Altar
War Dims Hope For Peace
If Strike Isn?t Settled Quickly, It May Last A While
Cold Wave Linked to Temperatures
Half of U.S. High Schools Require Some Study for Graduation
Blind Woman Gets New Kidney from Dad She Hasn?t Seen in Years
A man was driving down a local street one day and approached a stop sign. He barely slowed down and ran right through the stop sign after glancing for traffic.
What the driver didn?t know was that a policeman was watching the intersection. The policeman pulled out after him and stopped the car two blocks away.
Policeman: ?License, registration and proof of insurance please.?
Driver: ?Before I give it to you, tell me what the heck you stopped me for, man.?
Policeman: ?Watch your tone sir; you ran the stop sign back there!!?
Driver: ?Man, I slowed down, what the heck is the difference!?!?
The police officer pulled out his night stick and began smashing it over the man?s head and shoulders.
Policeman: ?Now, do you want me to just slow down or stop!!!?
While crossing the US-Mexican border on his bicycle, the man was stopped by a guard who pointed to two sacks the man had on his shoulders. ?What?s in the bags??, asked the guard.
?Sand,? said the cyclist.
?Get them off ? we?ll take a look,? said the guard.
The Cyclist did as he was told, emptied the bags, and proving they contained nothing but sand, reloaded the bags, put them on his shoulders and continued across the border.
Two weeks later, the same thing happened. Again the guard demanded to see the two bags, which again contained nothing but sand. This went on every week for six months, until one day the cyclist with the sand bags failed to appear.
A few days later, the guard happened to meet the cyclist downtown. ?Say friend, you sure had us crazy?, said the guard. ?We knew you were smuggling something across the border. I won?t say a word ? but what is it you were smuggling??
?Bicycles!?
The woman seated herself in the psychiatrists office. ?What seems to be the problem?? the doctor asked.
?Well, I, uh,? she stammered. ?I think I, uh, might be a nymphomaniac.?
?I see,? he said. ?I can help you, but I must advise you that my fee is $80 an hour.?
?That?s not bad,? she replied. ?How much for all night??
A very homely person made an appointment with a psychiatrist. The homely person walked into the doctor?s office and said, ?Doctor, I?m so depressed and lonely. I don?t have any friends, no one will come near me, and everybody laughs at me. Can you help me accept my ugliness??
?I?m sure I can.? the psychiatrist replied. ?Just go over and lie face down on that couch.?
A group of psychiatrists were attending a convention. Four of them decided to leave, and walked out together. One said to the other three, ?People are always coming to us with their guilt and fears, but we have no one that we can go to when we have problems.? The others agreed.
Then one said, ?Since we are all professionals, why don?t we take some time right now to hear each other out??
The other three agreed.
The first then confessed, ?I have an uncontrollable desire to kill my patients.?
The second psychiatrist said, ?I love expensive things and so I find ways to cheat my patients out of their money whenever I can so I can buy the things I want.?
The third followed with, ?I?m involved with selling drugs and often get my patients to sell them for me.?
The fourth psychiatrist then confessed, ?I know I?m not supposed to, but no matter how hard I try, I can?t keep a secret??
A woman meant to call a record store but dialed the wrong number and got a private home instead.
?Do you have ?Eyes of Blue? and ?A Love Supreme??? she asked.
?Well, no,? answered the puzzled homeowner. ?But I have a wife and eleven children.?
?Is that a record?? she inquired.
?I don?t think so,? replied the man, ?but it?s as close as I want to get.?
Right orf we go...tea n coffee on the go
Evening TT hows you today?glad the liver test are showing improvement ..well done to you..as for taking statins..well I guess it has got to be individual choice, but for me personally I am trying to do without them...very similar to you...history of heart disease in family , and extended family,moi..a triple stroke.(sounds like an olympic sport when you say that!!)but I do know how crap I felt when I was on statins...but who knows ? going for bloods Friday ..may have to go on them again ...havent a clue,but I will be trying my damndest not to.Did a lot of reading up on this when it went up last time,and Det has got it bang on .I guess the choice is..whatever keeps you healthy and enjoying life
hiya blondie ..and hows you this evening in upside down land? what baby??has something happened? yawn!!any plans for this evening?
Hiya Cinders...and hows things with you today?wow there is defo an opening for the surgery here with us all!!as you say tho..one size doesnt fit all..my diet nowadays cosists of mainly white meats,poultry,fish very little rd meat ,the odd binge with bread!!but yes I do eat a lot better than I used to,was going to say healthier but I am not sure that is true..in a lot of cases what is healthy for one part of the body may end up as a deficiency or a non no for another part.exercise and working play a big part in my life now too..bottom line really is we are all going to go sometime ..so make the most of each day and be happy as you can.
hiya ppqp...how are you today? hope you are feeling better....how did your yesterday go?
Hiya yah..hows you today?so said bout that friend of your daughters,and yes you are right there but for the grace...thinking back I have done some pretty stupid things in drink....and thats only the ones I can remember!!What is it with al that turns us into complete dickheads??
hiya Lav..well what was the outcome? dog versus 2 yr old?hows the extreme babysitting going?any plans for today or you kind of tied down with the creche?oh well have a brew.Yes you are right...enjoy it while you can.
hiya river ...thanks for popping in ...how are you? well done on your 5 years..dont be a stranger ..jump in any time.
Hiya SF...hows you today? any more energy?think we all go through that I know I certainly do ..its just natures way of saying I need a rest.hope you feel better
Morning Det..hows you today?still in the company of non al folks I see..that must give you a boost too.Read your post and yep read very similar before...but again its about enjoying your life..as the old saying goes ..a litlle of a lot ,not a lot of a little.
righty ho folks well lets see what today brings so lets have a good one ...take care.
not to disappoint you!!
The Royal Doctor has arrived to deliver the baby. On Her Majesty's Secret Cervix
Kate Middleton once asked the queen "What's the secret of a long life?" To which the queen replied "Wear a seat belt and don't piss me off!
!Q: What are all men looking forward to after Kate & Williams marriage? A: Licking the backside of Kate Middleton's stamp!
Q: What wedding present do most Englishmen give Kate & William? A: 20% of their earnings for the past 5 years!
Doctors have said the royal baby is 8 pounds, but you can?t really put a price on a child.
Prince William: You know it's a proven fact that women talk twice as much as men! Catherine: That's because we have to repeat everything we tell our husbands! Prince William: What? Prince Charles: "My wife's an angel!" Prince William: "You're lucky, mine's still alive."
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Why?
To get to your house!
?..
Knock Knock
Who?s there?
The chicken.
What?s orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot.
Two Irish men talking in a bar, Mick and Paddy.
?So Paddy what?s your ringtone?? says Mick
?I?ve never looked Mick but I would imagine it?s a light brown colour?.
What?s green and smells like yellow paint?
Green Paint
Did you hear the latest story about some major tennis players being involved in witchcraft?? Goran, even he?s a witch.
Which day of the week do chickens hate most? Fry-day!
These are actual newspaper headlines gathered from papers across the country.
Killer Sentenced to Die for Second Time in 10 Years
Cancer Society Honors Marlboro Man
Nicaragua Sets Goal to Wipe Out Literacy
Autos Killing 110 a Day?Let?s Resolve to Do Better
20-Year Friendship Ends at Altar
War Dims Hope For Peace
If Strike Isn?t Settled Quickly, It May Last A While
Cold Wave Linked to Temperatures
Half of U.S. High Schools Require Some Study for Graduation
Blind Woman Gets New Kidney from Dad She Hasn?t Seen in Years
A man was driving down a local street one day and approached a stop sign. He barely slowed down and ran right through the stop sign after glancing for traffic.
What the driver didn?t know was that a policeman was watching the intersection. The policeman pulled out after him and stopped the car two blocks away.
Policeman: ?License, registration and proof of insurance please.?
Driver: ?Before I give it to you, tell me what the heck you stopped me for, man.?
Policeman: ?Watch your tone sir; you ran the stop sign back there!!?
Driver: ?Man, I slowed down, what the heck is the difference!?!?
The police officer pulled out his night stick and began smashing it over the man?s head and shoulders.
Policeman: ?Now, do you want me to just slow down or stop!!!?
While crossing the US-Mexican border on his bicycle, the man was stopped by a guard who pointed to two sacks the man had on his shoulders. ?What?s in the bags??, asked the guard.
?Sand,? said the cyclist.
?Get them off ? we?ll take a look,? said the guard.
The Cyclist did as he was told, emptied the bags, and proving they contained nothing but sand, reloaded the bags, put them on his shoulders and continued across the border.
Two weeks later, the same thing happened. Again the guard demanded to see the two bags, which again contained nothing but sand. This went on every week for six months, until one day the cyclist with the sand bags failed to appear.
A few days later, the guard happened to meet the cyclist downtown. ?Say friend, you sure had us crazy?, said the guard. ?We knew you were smuggling something across the border. I won?t say a word ? but what is it you were smuggling??
?Bicycles!?
The woman seated herself in the psychiatrists office. ?What seems to be the problem?? the doctor asked.
?Well, I, uh,? she stammered. ?I think I, uh, might be a nymphomaniac.?
?I see,? he said. ?I can help you, but I must advise you that my fee is $80 an hour.?
?That?s not bad,? she replied. ?How much for all night??
A very homely person made an appointment with a psychiatrist. The homely person walked into the doctor?s office and said, ?Doctor, I?m so depressed and lonely. I don?t have any friends, no one will come near me, and everybody laughs at me. Can you help me accept my ugliness??
?I?m sure I can.? the psychiatrist replied. ?Just go over and lie face down on that couch.?
A group of psychiatrists were attending a convention. Four of them decided to leave, and walked out together. One said to the other three, ?People are always coming to us with their guilt and fears, but we have no one that we can go to when we have problems.? The others agreed.
Then one said, ?Since we are all professionals, why don?t we take some time right now to hear each other out??
The other three agreed.
The first then confessed, ?I have an uncontrollable desire to kill my patients.?
The second psychiatrist said, ?I love expensive things and so I find ways to cheat my patients out of their money whenever I can so I can buy the things I want.?
The third followed with, ?I?m involved with selling drugs and often get my patients to sell them for me.?
The fourth psychiatrist then confessed, ?I know I?m not supposed to, but no matter how hard I try, I can?t keep a secret??
A woman meant to call a record store but dialed the wrong number and got a private home instead.
?Do you have ?Eyes of Blue? and ?A Love Supreme??? she asked.
?Well, no,? answered the puzzled homeowner. ?But I have a wife and eleven children.?
?Is that a record?? she inquired.
?I don?t think so,? replied the man, ?but it?s as close as I want to get.?
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