mae everybody...well here we are yet again ...another sober week comes to a close ..followed by a fun packed furore of feasting and festivities...okok its the weekend!!!:Hhow is everyone ? ok..couldnt sleep last night at all went to bed about 3 am...was up again at 6 ,and in the garden 6.30 with the wabbits..and now here I am..so any plans for the weekend?Over here it is August bank holiday ..which means tis a holiday on Monday..guaranteed rain!!
Evening tt ...how are you?thought those work issues had been sorted out?or is this something else?think you need some you time under your belt ..take it easy!!
Hiya Lav..how are you?what a brill saying not too tightly wrapped..is that sort of the same as
not the sharpest knife in the drawer
lights are on but no one is in
lift doesnt go all the way to the top floor
he is like bungalow Bill ..nothing upstairs
there you go folks ..todays compo..how to say that someone is a sandwich short of a picnic without being direct and saying it..get your answers down
As for the broccoli..Ihave got 3 plants left ..courtesy of the butterflies.Think I have fed all the cabbage whites in the world!!So here you go a brew for you the noo..Im on my 2nd..any plans for today?going dirtballin?
Hiya Sam...welcome to gardeners world..been a good year for me for spuds,onions courgettes cucumber tomatoes, radish shallots eventually after sharing with the mice broad beans,carrots herbs ..bad year brassicas and peppers due to butterflies not snails..Shrubs and flowers have done really well.Any plans for the weekend mate? have a good one.
Hiya ppqp..how are you today?still enjoying life at the sharp end?here you are coffee to go..dont forget its poets day today ..no 5 o clock finishes today!!
Hiya Pauly....and how are you today? noticed this morning about 2 am that you were on here, so I checked the time difference..its only 5 pm in Vegas..7 hrs difference..you worked todays thread out ok? yeh me too! :H
Hiya Det...well done on our 4 month chip mate ..you deserve it..you and Dx went through some sh.t earlier but youve come through so well done my friend..yeh as for the piat..it wasnt the most satisfactory weapon ever made, but it was really all the had at the time ..and it was an improvement on earlier types!!wat are you up to this weekend? anything? once again ..well done.
SF yes ..welcome ..and how are you? sounds like you are having a ball well done ..so have you got the balance right?if so thats great you work to live not vice versa
right time to go but before I go heres a beauty...Julie about 3 months ago bought a straw panama type hat for her hols wen we go to Thailand Vietnam etc
I was talking to her this morning and she says thats not really what I am after..I am after a roundish straw hat.
So I then says why did you buy it ..bearing in mind its 8 MONTHS till we go...Her reply was I might not be able to get anything before I go so its just in case!!!
Now am I missing something somewhere in logic.com..or should she be in Lavs YB gang? sanny short of a picnic??
ppqp..resurrected this one for you!!
An organization is like a tree full of monkeys, all on different limbs at different levels.
Some monkeys are climbing up, some down.
The monkeys on top look down and see a tree full of smiling faces.
The monkeys on the bottom look up and see nothing but assholes.
What Exactly Is Marriage?
?Marriage is when you get to keep your girl and don?t have to give her back to her parents? -Eric, six years old
?When somebody?s been dating for a while, the boy might propose to the girl. He says to her, ?I?ll take you for a whole life, or at least until we have kids and get divorced, but you got to do one particular thing for me.? Then she says yes, but she?s wondering what the thing is and whether it?s naughty or not. She can?t wait to find out.? -Anita, nine years old
How Does a Person Decide Whom to marry?
?You flip a nickel, and heads means you stay with him and tails means you try the next one.? -Kelly, nine years old
?My mother says to look for a man who is kind?.That?s what I?ll do?.I?ll find somebody who?s kinda tall and handsome.? -Carolyn, eight years old
Concerning the Proper Age to Get Married
?Once I?m done with kindergarten, I?m going to find me a wife? -Bert, five years old
How Did Your Mom and Dad Meet?
?They were at a dance party at a friend?s house. Then they went for a drive, but their car broke down?It was a good thing, because it gave them a chance to find out about their values.? -Lottie, nine years old
?My father was doing some strange chores for my mother. They won?t tell me what kind.? -Jeremy, eight years old
What Do Most People Do on a Date?
?On the first date, they just tell each other lies, and that usually gets them interested enough to go for a second date.? -Martin, ten years old
?Many daters just eat pork chops and french fries and talk about love.? -Craig, nine years old
When Is It Okay to Kiss Someone?
?You should never kiss a girl unless you have enough bucks to buy her a ring and her own VCR, ?cause she?ll want to have videos of the wedding.? -Allan, ten years old
?Never kiss in front of other people. It?s a big embarrassing thing if anybody sees you?.If nobody sees you, I might be willing to try it with a handsome boy, but just for a few hours.? -Kally, nine years old
The Great Debate: Is It Better to Be Single or Married?
?You should ask the people who read Cosmopolitan? -Kirsten, ten years old
?It?s better for girls to be single but not for boys. Boys need somebody to clean up after them? -Anita, nine years old
?It gives me a headache to think about that stuff. I?m just a kid. I don?t need that kind of trouble.? -Will, seven years old
A guy took his blonde girlfriend to her first football game. They had great seats right behind their team's bench. After the game, he asked her how she liked the experience. "Oh, I really liked it," she replied, "especially the tight pants and all the big muscles, but I just couldn't understand why they were killing each other over 25 cents." Dumbfounded, her date asked, "What do you mean?" "Well, they flipped a coin, one team got it, and then for the rest of the game, all they kept screaming was, 'Get the quarterback! Get the quarterback!' I'm like, hello? It's only 25 cents!"
As an airplane is about to crash, a female passenger jumps up frantically and announces, "If I'm going to die, I want to die feeling like a woman." She removes all her clothing and asks, "Is there someone on this plane who is man enough to make me feel like a woman?" A man stands up, removes his shirt and says, "Here, iron this!".
"Babe is it in?" "Yea." "Does it hurt?" "Uh huh." "Let me put it in slowly." "It still hurts."
AND FOR ALL YOU PEOPLE WI DODGY THOUGHTS....
"Okay, let's try another shoe size." :H
A brunette and blonde are walking in the park when the brunette says, "Aw, look at the dead birdie." The blonde looks up and says, "Where?"
Evening tt ...how are you?thought those work issues had been sorted out?or is this something else?think you need some you time under your belt ..take it easy!!
Hiya Lav..how are you?what a brill saying not too tightly wrapped..is that sort of the same as
not the sharpest knife in the drawer
lights are on but no one is in
lift doesnt go all the way to the top floor
he is like bungalow Bill ..nothing upstairs
there you go folks ..todays compo..how to say that someone is a sandwich short of a picnic without being direct and saying it..get your answers down
As for the broccoli..Ihave got 3 plants left ..courtesy of the butterflies.Think I have fed all the cabbage whites in the world!!So here you go a brew for you the noo..Im on my 2nd..any plans for today?going dirtballin?
Hiya Sam...welcome to gardeners world..been a good year for me for spuds,onions courgettes cucumber tomatoes, radish shallots eventually after sharing with the mice broad beans,carrots herbs ..bad year brassicas and peppers due to butterflies not snails..Shrubs and flowers have done really well.Any plans for the weekend mate? have a good one.
Hiya ppqp..how are you today?still enjoying life at the sharp end?here you are coffee to go..dont forget its poets day today ..no 5 o clock finishes today!!
Hiya Pauly....and how are you today? noticed this morning about 2 am that you were on here, so I checked the time difference..its only 5 pm in Vegas..7 hrs difference..you worked todays thread out ok? yeh me too! :H
Hiya Det...well done on our 4 month chip mate ..you deserve it..you and Dx went through some sh.t earlier but youve come through so well done my friend..yeh as for the piat..it wasnt the most satisfactory weapon ever made, but it was really all the had at the time ..and it was an improvement on earlier types!!wat are you up to this weekend? anything? once again ..well done.
SF yes ..welcome ..and how are you? sounds like you are having a ball well done ..so have you got the balance right?if so thats great you work to live not vice versa
right time to go but before I go heres a beauty...Julie about 3 months ago bought a straw panama type hat for her hols wen we go to Thailand Vietnam etc
I was talking to her this morning and she says thats not really what I am after..I am after a roundish straw hat.
So I then says why did you buy it ..bearing in mind its 8 MONTHS till we go...Her reply was I might not be able to get anything before I go so its just in case!!!
Now am I missing something somewhere in logic.com..or should she be in Lavs YB gang? sanny short of a picnic??
ppqp..resurrected this one for you!!
An organization is like a tree full of monkeys, all on different limbs at different levels.
Some monkeys are climbing up, some down.
The monkeys on top look down and see a tree full of smiling faces.
The monkeys on the bottom look up and see nothing but assholes.
What Exactly Is Marriage?
?Marriage is when you get to keep your girl and don?t have to give her back to her parents? -Eric, six years old
?When somebody?s been dating for a while, the boy might propose to the girl. He says to her, ?I?ll take you for a whole life, or at least until we have kids and get divorced, but you got to do one particular thing for me.? Then she says yes, but she?s wondering what the thing is and whether it?s naughty or not. She can?t wait to find out.? -Anita, nine years old
How Does a Person Decide Whom to marry?
?You flip a nickel, and heads means you stay with him and tails means you try the next one.? -Kelly, nine years old
?My mother says to look for a man who is kind?.That?s what I?ll do?.I?ll find somebody who?s kinda tall and handsome.? -Carolyn, eight years old
Concerning the Proper Age to Get Married
?Once I?m done with kindergarten, I?m going to find me a wife? -Bert, five years old
How Did Your Mom and Dad Meet?
?They were at a dance party at a friend?s house. Then they went for a drive, but their car broke down?It was a good thing, because it gave them a chance to find out about their values.? -Lottie, nine years old
?My father was doing some strange chores for my mother. They won?t tell me what kind.? -Jeremy, eight years old
What Do Most People Do on a Date?
?On the first date, they just tell each other lies, and that usually gets them interested enough to go for a second date.? -Martin, ten years old
?Many daters just eat pork chops and french fries and talk about love.? -Craig, nine years old
When Is It Okay to Kiss Someone?
?You should never kiss a girl unless you have enough bucks to buy her a ring and her own VCR, ?cause she?ll want to have videos of the wedding.? -Allan, ten years old
?Never kiss in front of other people. It?s a big embarrassing thing if anybody sees you?.If nobody sees you, I might be willing to try it with a handsome boy, but just for a few hours.? -Kally, nine years old
The Great Debate: Is It Better to Be Single or Married?
?You should ask the people who read Cosmopolitan? -Kirsten, ten years old
?It?s better for girls to be single but not for boys. Boys need somebody to clean up after them? -Anita, nine years old
?It gives me a headache to think about that stuff. I?m just a kid. I don?t need that kind of trouble.? -Will, seven years old
A guy took his blonde girlfriend to her first football game. They had great seats right behind their team's bench. After the game, he asked her how she liked the experience. "Oh, I really liked it," she replied, "especially the tight pants and all the big muscles, but I just couldn't understand why they were killing each other over 25 cents." Dumbfounded, her date asked, "What do you mean?" "Well, they flipped a coin, one team got it, and then for the rest of the game, all they kept screaming was, 'Get the quarterback! Get the quarterback!' I'm like, hello? It's only 25 cents!"
As an airplane is about to crash, a female passenger jumps up frantically and announces, "If I'm going to die, I want to die feeling like a woman." She removes all her clothing and asks, "Is there someone on this plane who is man enough to make me feel like a woman?" A man stands up, removes his shirt and says, "Here, iron this!".
"Babe is it in?" "Yea." "Does it hurt?" "Uh huh." "Let me put it in slowly." "It still hurts."
AND FOR ALL YOU PEOPLE WI DODGY THOUGHTS....
"Okay, let's try another shoe size." :H
A brunette and blonde are walking in the park when the brunette says, "Aw, look at the dead birdie." The blonde looks up and says, "Where?"
PPQP
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