morning all...how are we today then? ..oh and evening to the upside down people too ..how are you all?ok I hope .well been up since about 6 this morning playing about with the rabbit hutch I am making..reckon I will be finished it tomorrow...then quick break and then on toi the greenhouse before autumn proper.Just been out in the garden the rabbits are out.One of the plants I have got is a bluegrass..no not blue grass!!!:H..Just watched one of the rabbits..he has bitten through the plastic fencing really low on the ground and pushes his head through for a feast.Thats not the best bit..I then watched him cover the cut bit of fencing with dirt!!!Spent 25 years stopping prisoners doing this sort of thing ...to be beaten by a rabbit!!!!oh well.
Tea n coffee on the go
Evening TT how are you? how was work ? go give em hell Kincaid!!Has your daughter finished all her exams now?have a good evening
Hiya Lav ...how are hyou this fine day? ok I hope.Well watched the last of the Amish programme breaking Amish last night ..it was like the post mortem , you know when they all get interviewed..they were all there ..boy oh boy..if that was ever a true story..its a belter..knocks the socks off our corrie ,eastenders,the Aussie home and way and neighbours soaps gang!!
So far ,I have resisted rushing up to Ikea to buy any wooden jigsaw furniture!!just think I will have brew and think about it..care to join me? you all ready for the chicks arriving?
Hiya ppqp...how are you..doughnuts for the firemen??musta missed something here..have a quick brew ..hows work going ? still enjoying it.?
Hiya Sam ...glad you had a good weekend ..and moreso the fact that you did it with no bevvy...well done mate :goodjob:
Hi yah how are you doing ...glad to report heating wasnt on this morning..its gas central heating ..dont like it ..dries the air up but its controllable heat...things seem to be picking up for you ..really pleased .
Hiya bear how are you today? good I hope.you seem to be more positive ..go for it
Hiya Det and hows you today?ok I hope..still on the road or are you working local?Yes we dont eat anything but free range eggs either..well I hardly eat eggs at all now ,because of the cholesterol ..pity cos I love em!!
New series of sons of guns on over here..the start of it doesn't look that interesting ..looks staged..firing a competition Sterling smg with magnifying glass sights?
righty ho peeps ..for the offski..back to doing up rabbit mansions!!cya all
A man?s wife disappears and he?s accused of killing her. At the trial, his lawyer tells the jury, ?Ladies and gentlemen, I have amazing news. Not only is my client?s wife actually alive, but she?ll walk through that door in ten seconds."
An expectant silence settles over the courtroom, but nothing happens.
?Think about that,? the lawyer says. ?The fact that you were watching the door, expecting to see the missing woman, proves that you have a reasonable doubt as to whether a murder was actually committed.?
He sits down confidently, and the judge sends the jury off to deliberate. They return in ten minutes and declare the man guilty.
?Guilty?? says the lawyer. ?How can that be? You were all watching the door!?
?Most of us were watching the door,? says the foreman. ?But one of us was watching the defendant, and he wasn?t watching the door.?
In Texas, there is a town named New Braunfels, where there is a large German-speaking population.
One day, a local rancher driving down a country road noticed a man using his hand to drink water from the rancher's stock pond.
The rancher rolled down the window and shouted: "Sehr angenehm! Trink das Wasser nicht. Die kuehe haben darein geschissen." (Translated: "Glad to meet you! Don't drink the water. The cows have crapped in it.")
The man shouted back: "I'm from New York and just down here campaigning for Obama's health care plan. I can't understand you. Please speak in English."
The rancher replied: "Use both hands."
This elderly couple is watching one of those television preachers on TV one night.
The preacher faces the camera, and announces, "My friends, I'd like to share my healing powers with everyone watching this program. Place one hand on top of your TV and the other hand on the part of your body which ails you and I will heal you."
The old woman has been having terrible stomach problems, so she places one hand on the television, and her other hand on her stomach. Meanwhile, her husband approaches the television, placing one hand on top of the TV and his other hand on his groin.
With a frown his wife says, "Ernest, he's talking about healing the sick, not raising the dead."
A man asked a Native American what his wife's name was. He replied, "She is called Five Horses." The man said, "That's an unusual name for a woman. What does it mean?" The Native American answered, "It's a traditional tribal name. It means... NAG, NAG, NAG, NAG, NAG!"
There are only two things you need to worry about in life;
Either you are well, or you are sick.
If you are well, then there's nothing to worry about. But if you are sick, then there's two things to worry about;
Either you will get better, or you will get worse.
If you will get better, then there's nothing to worry about. But if you get worse, then there's two things to worry about;
Either you will live, or you will die.
If you are going to live, then there's nothing to worry about. But if you are going to die, then there's two things to worry about;
Either you will go to heaven, or you will go to hell.
If you go to heaven then there's nothing to worry about. But if you go to hell...
You'll be so damn busy shaking all your friends' hands you won't have time to worry, so why worry?
A bus full of housewives going on a picnic crashed with no survivors.
People cried for a week. But there was a man who was still crying after 2 weeks. When asked why he is still crying, he replied miserably: "My wife missed the bus
Tea n coffee on the go
Evening TT how are you? how was work ? go give em hell Kincaid!!Has your daughter finished all her exams now?have a good evening
Hiya Lav ...how are hyou this fine day? ok I hope.Well watched the last of the Amish programme breaking Amish last night ..it was like the post mortem , you know when they all get interviewed..they were all there ..boy oh boy..if that was ever a true story..its a belter..knocks the socks off our corrie ,eastenders,the Aussie home and way and neighbours soaps gang!!
So far ,I have resisted rushing up to Ikea to buy any wooden jigsaw furniture!!just think I will have brew and think about it..care to join me? you all ready for the chicks arriving?
Hiya ppqp...how are you..doughnuts for the firemen??musta missed something here..have a quick brew ..hows work going ? still enjoying it.?
Hiya Sam ...glad you had a good weekend ..and moreso the fact that you did it with no bevvy...well done mate :goodjob:
Hi yah how are you doing ...glad to report heating wasnt on this morning..its gas central heating ..dont like it ..dries the air up but its controllable heat...things seem to be picking up for you ..really pleased .
Hiya bear how are you today? good I hope.you seem to be more positive ..go for it
Hiya Det and hows you today?ok I hope..still on the road or are you working local?Yes we dont eat anything but free range eggs either..well I hardly eat eggs at all now ,because of the cholesterol ..pity cos I love em!!
New series of sons of guns on over here..the start of it doesn't look that interesting ..looks staged..firing a competition Sterling smg with magnifying glass sights?
righty ho peeps ..for the offski..back to doing up rabbit mansions!!cya all
A man?s wife disappears and he?s accused of killing her. At the trial, his lawyer tells the jury, ?Ladies and gentlemen, I have amazing news. Not only is my client?s wife actually alive, but she?ll walk through that door in ten seconds."
An expectant silence settles over the courtroom, but nothing happens.
?Think about that,? the lawyer says. ?The fact that you were watching the door, expecting to see the missing woman, proves that you have a reasonable doubt as to whether a murder was actually committed.?
He sits down confidently, and the judge sends the jury off to deliberate. They return in ten minutes and declare the man guilty.
?Guilty?? says the lawyer. ?How can that be? You were all watching the door!?
?Most of us were watching the door,? says the foreman. ?But one of us was watching the defendant, and he wasn?t watching the door.?
In Texas, there is a town named New Braunfels, where there is a large German-speaking population.
One day, a local rancher driving down a country road noticed a man using his hand to drink water from the rancher's stock pond.
The rancher rolled down the window and shouted: "Sehr angenehm! Trink das Wasser nicht. Die kuehe haben darein geschissen." (Translated: "Glad to meet you! Don't drink the water. The cows have crapped in it.")
The man shouted back: "I'm from New York and just down here campaigning for Obama's health care plan. I can't understand you. Please speak in English."
The rancher replied: "Use both hands."
This elderly couple is watching one of those television preachers on TV one night.
The preacher faces the camera, and announces, "My friends, I'd like to share my healing powers with everyone watching this program. Place one hand on top of your TV and the other hand on the part of your body which ails you and I will heal you."
The old woman has been having terrible stomach problems, so she places one hand on the television, and her other hand on her stomach. Meanwhile, her husband approaches the television, placing one hand on top of the TV and his other hand on his groin.
With a frown his wife says, "Ernest, he's talking about healing the sick, not raising the dead."
A man asked a Native American what his wife's name was. He replied, "She is called Five Horses." The man said, "That's an unusual name for a woman. What does it mean?" The Native American answered, "It's a traditional tribal name. It means... NAG, NAG, NAG, NAG, NAG!"
There are only two things you need to worry about in life;
Either you are well, or you are sick.
If you are well, then there's nothing to worry about. But if you are sick, then there's two things to worry about;
Either you will get better, or you will get worse.
If you will get better, then there's nothing to worry about. But if you get worse, then there's two things to worry about;
Either you will live, or you will die.
If you are going to live, then there's nothing to worry about. But if you are going to die, then there's two things to worry about;
Either you will go to heaven, or you will go to hell.
If you go to heaven then there's nothing to worry about. But if you go to hell...
You'll be so damn busy shaking all your friends' hands you won't have time to worry, so why worry?
A bus full of housewives going on a picnic crashed with no survivors.
People cried for a week. But there was a man who was still crying after 2 weeks. When asked why he is still crying, he replied miserably: "My wife missed the bus
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