Mae everybody...woweee what a morning...,.not a breathe of wind, or a cloud in the sky....birds are out singing ,and everything is growing just fine..rabbits are out playing and the world is hunky dory...yeh right ..pic at end .So how are we today? beg to report that was out yesterday ...got soaked to the skin, but was very succesful day..
ok on with the show
Tea n coffee on the go at the mo
Evening tt and how are you? ok I hope.Nope wasnt dreaming of rabbit hutches ..but suffice to say that it defo doesnt like ...now theres a bit of a clue to todays weather!!!How was your Monday?no the rabbits dont go with me tho I reckon they would like to ..have a nice evening
Hiya SF ...and hows you today?well you are certainly making good use of your time on your new work profile go for it ..I love reading too...anything apart from science fiction which drives me daft!!As far as your book collection goes re quitting drinking ....well mine was very similar with regards to fitness..I had so many books on getting fit ,keeping fit quick programes , long programs , isometrics etc..Would see a book, quick flick through it and on to the shelf..Very similar to your quit drinking library ...spent more time reading about it than actually doing it!!!Think a lot of that was trying to kid myself I could be as fit as I was when I was younger..as much chance of that as boiling a snowball! Flad to see life has changed for you have a great day ..Im all quidditched out!!!
Morning Cinders.. how are you?Still busy with the grandkids or time to yourself?hope you had a good Sunday.
Hiya Lav..well how is cleaning up outside going? I started in the garden on Sat...things are starting to look tired,flowers starting to lose that vibrant look.Got a greenhouse full of toms that are green and not growing any more hardly,so dont really know what to do with them..chutney?Hows the chicks doing? that pic looks lovely.The rabbits have settled int their new hoose now..they even go to te toilet in the tray of cat litter ...makes cleaning a whole lot easierRight going to have a cuppa and think about whats on the cards for today..would you like one?Swimming has got to be on my agenda..not doing enough! you have a great day
Hiya ppqp ....sent you a pm ...but wishing you all the best..thank you for our help and support on this thread..you know where we are :l
Hiya Sam ..doin the do and hows things with you today? wow you certainly have a few mouths to feed in that lot!!have a great day mate
Morning bear..well best of luck to you in your quest..as you say you need to work out what you want to do.
right time to go ..have a great day everyone!
A Priest was about to finish his tour of duty, and was leaving his Mission in the jungle where he has spent years teaching the natives when he realizes that the one thing he never taught them was how to speak English.
So he takes the chief for a walk in the forest. He points to a tree and says to the chief, "This is a tree."
The chief looks at the tree and grunts, "Tree."
The Priest is pleased with the response. They walk a little further and he points to a rock and says, "This is a rock."
Hearing this, the chief looks and grunts, "Rock."
The Priest was really getting enthusiastic about the results when he hears a rustling in the bushes. As they peek over the top, he sees a couple of natives in the midst of heavy sexual activity.
The Priest is really flustered and quickly responds, "Man riding a Cycle "
The chief looks at the couple briefly, pulls out his blowgun and kills them.
The Priest goes ballistic and yells at the chief that he has spent years teaching the tribe how to be civilized and be kind to each other, so how could he kill these people in cold blood that way?
The chief replied, "My Cycle."
A man goes to the doctor with a very unique problem (self.Jokes)
submitted 10 hours ago by killmenow
: He has 3 testicles. Because it is quite embarrassing, he decides to break this news to the doctor in a slightly different way. "Hey doc, between you and me in this room, we have a total of 5 testicles" The doctor looks quite taken aback and replies "Wait, you only have 1 testicle?"
A general store hires a young female clerk with a penchant for very short skirts.
One day a young man enters the store, glances at the clerk and glances at the loaves of bread behind the counter.
"I'd like some raisin bread, please," the man says politely.
The clerk nods and climbs up a ladder to reach the raisin bread, which, of course, happens to be located on the very top shelf. The man, standing almost directly beneath her, is provided with an excellent view.
As the clerk retrieves the bread, a small group of male customers gather around the young man, looking in the same direction. Right away, another guy asks for raisin bread and, then, each guy in turn is asking for raisin bread, just to see the clerk climb up and down.
After more than a few trips, the clerk is tired and irritated. She stops and fumes at the top of the ladder, glaring down at the men standing below. She notices an elderly man standing amongst the crowd.
"Is yours raisin too?" the clerk yells testily.
"No," croaks the old man feebly, "But it's starting to twitch."
What did the traffic light say to the car
Don't look I'm changing!
I'm taking a course where we learn about crackpots.
It's called Psychoceramics.
ok on with the show
Tea n coffee on the go at the mo
Evening tt and how are you? ok I hope.Nope wasnt dreaming of rabbit hutches ..but suffice to say that it defo doesnt like ...now theres a bit of a clue to todays weather!!!How was your Monday?no the rabbits dont go with me tho I reckon they would like to ..have a nice evening
Hiya SF ...and hows you today?well you are certainly making good use of your time on your new work profile go for it ..I love reading too...anything apart from science fiction which drives me daft!!As far as your book collection goes re quitting drinking ....well mine was very similar with regards to fitness..I had so many books on getting fit ,keeping fit quick programes , long programs , isometrics etc..Would see a book, quick flick through it and on to the shelf..Very similar to your quit drinking library ...spent more time reading about it than actually doing it!!!Think a lot of that was trying to kid myself I could be as fit as I was when I was younger..as much chance of that as boiling a snowball! Flad to see life has changed for you have a great day ..Im all quidditched out!!!
Morning Cinders.. how are you?Still busy with the grandkids or time to yourself?hope you had a good Sunday.
Hiya Lav..well how is cleaning up outside going? I started in the garden on Sat...things are starting to look tired,flowers starting to lose that vibrant look.Got a greenhouse full of toms that are green and not growing any more hardly,so dont really know what to do with them..chutney?Hows the chicks doing? that pic looks lovely.The rabbits have settled int their new hoose now..they even go to te toilet in the tray of cat litter ...makes cleaning a whole lot easierRight going to have a cuppa and think about whats on the cards for today..would you like one?Swimming has got to be on my agenda..not doing enough! you have a great day
Hiya ppqp ....sent you a pm ...but wishing you all the best..thank you for our help and support on this thread..you know where we are :l
Hiya Sam ..doin the do and hows things with you today? wow you certainly have a few mouths to feed in that lot!!have a great day mate
Morning bear..well best of luck to you in your quest..as you say you need to work out what you want to do.
right time to go ..have a great day everyone!
A Priest was about to finish his tour of duty, and was leaving his Mission in the jungle where he has spent years teaching the natives when he realizes that the one thing he never taught them was how to speak English.
So he takes the chief for a walk in the forest. He points to a tree and says to the chief, "This is a tree."
The chief looks at the tree and grunts, "Tree."
The Priest is pleased with the response. They walk a little further and he points to a rock and says, "This is a rock."
Hearing this, the chief looks and grunts, "Rock."
The Priest was really getting enthusiastic about the results when he hears a rustling in the bushes. As they peek over the top, he sees a couple of natives in the midst of heavy sexual activity.
The Priest is really flustered and quickly responds, "Man riding a Cycle "
The chief looks at the couple briefly, pulls out his blowgun and kills them.
The Priest goes ballistic and yells at the chief that he has spent years teaching the tribe how to be civilized and be kind to each other, so how could he kill these people in cold blood that way?
The chief replied, "My Cycle."
A man goes to the doctor with a very unique problem (self.Jokes)
submitted 10 hours ago by killmenow
: He has 3 testicles. Because it is quite embarrassing, he decides to break this news to the doctor in a slightly different way. "Hey doc, between you and me in this room, we have a total of 5 testicles" The doctor looks quite taken aback and replies "Wait, you only have 1 testicle?"
A general store hires a young female clerk with a penchant for very short skirts.
One day a young man enters the store, glances at the clerk and glances at the loaves of bread behind the counter.
"I'd like some raisin bread, please," the man says politely.
The clerk nods and climbs up a ladder to reach the raisin bread, which, of course, happens to be located on the very top shelf. The man, standing almost directly beneath her, is provided with an excellent view.
As the clerk retrieves the bread, a small group of male customers gather around the young man, looking in the same direction. Right away, another guy asks for raisin bread and, then, each guy in turn is asking for raisin bread, just to see the clerk climb up and down.
After more than a few trips, the clerk is tired and irritated. She stops and fumes at the top of the ladder, glaring down at the men standing below. She notices an elderly man standing amongst the crowd.
"Is yours raisin too?" the clerk yells testily.
"No," croaks the old man feebly, "But it's starting to twitch."
What did the traffic light say to the car
Don't look I'm changing!
I'm taking a course where we learn about crackpots.
It's called Psychoceramics.
I did get a lot of old brown flowers & stuff cut down & tossed in the burn pile. When the pile gets big enough we light it off & have a big old bonfire!
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