mae all ...and how are we today? think I am losing the plot...started off by writing Wednesday!!Nice crisp Autumny morning over here..so opefully get a bit done dans le jardin after I have been swimming .Weather was great yesterday..good day though not succesful in outcome ..never mind its the taking part that matters ...allegedly!!!
right lets go...Tea n cawfee on the go (Lav)
Evening tt ...hows life in the underworld today then?you had a good day ?ha cutting my hair would be a dawdle ...chamois and a sponge!!!
Hiya Sam ...and how was your weekend? OK So youre a member of the fifties gang too eh?As for Downton Abbey ....boy you dont know what you are missing...its a period drama set in Yorkshire ..I started off by being forced to watch it by madam ...but secretly over the series have grown to like it!!You doin the do today or other plans afoot?
Mornin Daya..welcome to the house of fun...actually we are all loonies ..but as tt says ..serious about staying af so jump in
Look Lav ..cawfeee x1 biggy for you ..so how was your day?Did you manage to feed the flock?You gardening today or any plans?
Hiya Pauly ..how are you today?ok I hope ..:l stay strong you are doing brill
Right not many here today ..so I bid you a fond farewell my luvvies
What is the cheapest kind of meat you can buy?
Deer balls, they're under a buck.
This church just lost there bell ringer and needed someone to ring the bell for them. They were holding auditions when a man with no arms came up to them and asked about the job. The priest asked the man " How are you going to ring the bell without any arms?" to which the man replied with " Like this." The man ran up to the top of the church and hit the bell with his face to make it ring. when he came down the priest said " Well I guess you got the job." Over the years the man kept ringing the bell by hitting his face against the bell and causing it to ring, while, however, causing the man to be off balance. One day he went up to the bell, rung it again then slipped off the roof and landed hard onto the asphalt, killing him instantly. Two people found him dead in the parking lot, one asked the other " You know him?" to which the other said " Not really, but the face sure rings a bell."
Two cows are standing in a field
...and one says to the other, "Say, are you worried about this mad cow disease going around?" And the other one says, "Why should I care? I'm a helicopter! PFFFFFT!"
Why was old Bilbo's body found with a massive erection?
Because old hobbits die hard.
Two women are talking and the conversation veers towards work..
One of them says to the other:
"Work is great! The jobs are challenging, my coworkers are supportive and the pay is phenomenal. But there is one problem. The mail boy is constantly flirting with me and its borderline harrasment now."
"Well, what did he say?"
"Its just the one thing, everytime he passes by me he compliments me on how wonderful my hair smells."
"That doesnt sound too bad."
"Yeah, but hes a dwarf!"
Have you heard what scientists are saying about Pluto?
Apparently he's too small to be a dog.
A married couple are having a fight.
Finally the wife screams at the husband to get out of the house. She throws his suitcases at him and he packs his things. On his way out, the woman says, "I hope you die the slowest, most miserable, most agonizing death imaginable." So he turns and says, " What, so now you want me to stay?"
right lets go...Tea n cawfee on the go (Lav)
Evening tt ...hows life in the underworld today then?you had a good day ?ha cutting my hair would be a dawdle ...chamois and a sponge!!!
Hiya Sam ...and how was your weekend? OK So youre a member of the fifties gang too eh?As for Downton Abbey ....boy you dont know what you are missing...its a period drama set in Yorkshire ..I started off by being forced to watch it by madam ...but secretly over the series have grown to like it!!You doin the do today or other plans afoot?
Mornin Daya..welcome to the house of fun...actually we are all loonies ..but as tt says ..serious about staying af so jump in
Look Lav ..cawfeee x1 biggy for you ..so how was your day?Did you manage to feed the flock?You gardening today or any plans?
Hiya Pauly ..how are you today?ok I hope ..:l stay strong you are doing brill
Right not many here today ..so I bid you a fond farewell my luvvies
What is the cheapest kind of meat you can buy?
Deer balls, they're under a buck.
This church just lost there bell ringer and needed someone to ring the bell for them. They were holding auditions when a man with no arms came up to them and asked about the job. The priest asked the man " How are you going to ring the bell without any arms?" to which the man replied with " Like this." The man ran up to the top of the church and hit the bell with his face to make it ring. when he came down the priest said " Well I guess you got the job." Over the years the man kept ringing the bell by hitting his face against the bell and causing it to ring, while, however, causing the man to be off balance. One day he went up to the bell, rung it again then slipped off the roof and landed hard onto the asphalt, killing him instantly. Two people found him dead in the parking lot, one asked the other " You know him?" to which the other said " Not really, but the face sure rings a bell."
Two cows are standing in a field
...and one says to the other, "Say, are you worried about this mad cow disease going around?" And the other one says, "Why should I care? I'm a helicopter! PFFFFFT!"
Why was old Bilbo's body found with a massive erection?
Because old hobbits die hard.
Two women are talking and the conversation veers towards work..
One of them says to the other:
"Work is great! The jobs are challenging, my coworkers are supportive and the pay is phenomenal. But there is one problem. The mail boy is constantly flirting with me and its borderline harrasment now."
"Well, what did he say?"
"Its just the one thing, everytime he passes by me he compliments me on how wonderful my hair smells."
"That doesnt sound too bad."
"Yeah, but hes a dwarf!"
Have you heard what scientists are saying about Pluto?
Apparently he's too small to be a dog.
A married couple are having a fight.
Finally the wife screams at the husband to get out of the house. She throws his suitcases at him and he packs his things. On his way out, the woman says, "I hope you die the slowest, most miserable, most agonizing death imaginable." So he turns and says, " What, so now you want me to stay?"
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