more coffee for us then ...big cups all round!!
Lav thanks for the chick pic ...wow they are growing up pretty quick..how did the paid work go ? have the other brood gone yet?spent a lot of time in the garden yesterday..tidying up before winter starts to come along...help yourself to a big brew.
Hiya Pauly..how are you doing?not in so much of a rush today?have a good one.
Hiya Sam ..hows you today? out working ?Same as you ..I lost one through greed and I want syndrome....and again like you that bridge was well burned many moons ago.
Well ..off to see my friend today ..the one who was my boss before we both left hmps..now its like 2 old biddies gossiping!!
take care all have a good one
The over fifties gang ..do you remember these?
When a woman taps him on the shoulder and says "Excuse me Sir, but where do you keep the broccoli?" The man replies "Well ma'am we're out of broccoli today, but we get some more tomorrow so come back then." The woman nods and walks away while the grocer continues stocking the carrots. A few minutes later the same woman taps the grocer on the shoulder and asks "Sir, I was wondering where I could find the broccoli?" Confused, the grocer says "Well ma'am we are out of broccoli today. However, we will have more tomorrow morning. Come back tomorrow." The woman smiles and thanks him as she walks away. Shaking his head, the grocer turns his attention back to the carrots. Moments later the woman again taps him on the shoulder and asks "Pardon me, but do you know where the broccoli is?" The grocer looks at her angrily and says "Let me ask you something. How do you spell dog, like in dogmatic?" The woman replies "D-O-G" "Okay" says the grocer. "Now how do you spell cat, as in catatonic?" "C-A-T" says the woman. "Perfect" the grocer replies. "Now how do you spell fuck, like in broccoli?" Confused, the woman says "But, there is no fuck in broccoli." The grocer says "THAT'S WHAT I'VE BEEN TRYING TO TELL YA LADY! THERE'S NO FUCKIN' BROCCOLI!"
Johnny and Ruth are mountain biking down a hill
...Ruth hits a tree. Johnny continues, ruthlessly.
Why didn't the one handed man cross the road?
Because the second hand store was closed.
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