AF Thursday 26 September

[treetops]

MAE since I am awake I might as well start the day with the right date just in case there is confusion later on
But I won't make tea or coffee as it's too early and even in the underworld we need some more sleep before work.

[TheSunFlower]

AF Thursday 26 September

Quick stop in before bed. Been MIA....as my day can fill up fast. Lots of homework with the boys. Homework has been sucking the ever living life out of me. Glad all is well on the AF front in these parts.

[Mick]

AF Thursday 26 September

mae everyone..how are we today?had a great time with my mate yesterday...like 2 kids in a sweet shop...pork pie,Scotch egg,chocolate all the no no stuff!!Och well does you good once in a while.So how are we all today? everyone seems to be really busy at the mo.
Tea n coffee on the go.
Hiya tt..how are you today?..this fine day the 27th October?had a good one?

Morning SF...wow another busy bee...homework???well youre never to old to learn!!When I look back on some of the crap I actually learnt in school.....sines cosines tangents logarithms. slide rules..yep they all played a serious part in my life ...NOT.

Hiya Sam ..how are you today? arms full of little itches?You into keeping bees?I had the chance of getting a complete hive not so long back and was sorely tempted, but suddenly it has become a seriously important issue and you have got to do a course and exam now before you can keep them.what do you do with he honey ? sell it on?
You have a great day

Mornin Lav how are you ? as far as the date goes ..I would like to say time and tide have no real issue to me..my life flows along swimmingly like a babbling brook where days and dates and other such man inspired things are totally irrelevant.....but thats actually a load of bollo.ks I forgot the date!!:H So how are you today? ow old are your chicks before they start laying eggs?And the other ones are still there? still not gone to the nice kind Amish man who is going to give them a new home?

Hiya Pauly ...hows you today?hope things are picking up for you.....you sound good tho must admit ..well done :goodjob:

Morning yah...well done you ..business does seem to be doing well for you..excellent .welcome to the nifty fifty gang!have a great day

Morn Det ...wow thats some work profile that is!!! you must be shattered.when does your day start today?take it easy mate

Apologies bear missed you yesterday ..best of luck with your 30 dayer ...odat!

right peeps orf we jolly well go have a good one


A Man Goes into the Job Center in downtown Denver and sees an ad for a gynecologist?s assistant. Interested, he asks the clerk for details.
The clerk says, ?The job entails getting the ladies ready for the gynecologist. You have to help the women out of their underwear, lay them down, and rub soothing oils into their private parts so they?re ready for their examination. The annual salary is $65,000, and you'll have to go to Billings, Montana.?
"Good grief,? exclaims the man. "Is that where the job is?"
"No sir,? says the clerk. ?That's where the end of the line is right now.

A Guy Walks Into a Hillbilly Bar and orders a white wine.
The bartender says, ?You ain?t from around here, are ya??
The guy says, ?No, I?m from Canada. I?m a taxidermist.?
The barkeep asks, ?what in tarnation is a taxidermist? You drive a taxi??
?No. I mount animals,? the guy explains.
The bartender grins and yells to his patrons, ?It?s OK, boys ? he?s one of us!?

Cletus and Jeb are sitting on the back porch sipping moonshine and watching Jeb?s dog like his own balls.
Cletus says, ?I sure wish I could do that.?
Jeb replies, ?You crazy? He?s liable to bite you!?

The Smith family is driving behind a trash truck when a large dildo flies out and hits their windshield. To hide her embarrassment, the mother turns and says to her young kids, "My, what a big insect!"
Her seven year old son responds, "Yeah, I?m surprised it could even fly with a dick that big!"

Q. Did you ever date a midget?
A. Yes, I was just nuts over her.

A woman was walking down the street when she was approached by a man. The man said, "I must have you right now! I'll drop $500 on the ground at your feet and in the time it takes for you to pick it up, I can have my way with you from behind!"

The woman thought it over and told the man to wait a minute. She called her friend on her cell phone and told her about the man's proposition.

Her friend said, "When he drops the $500 on the ground, I'm sure you can pick it up and run before he gets his pants down. Call me back and tell me what happened."

An hour and a half later, the lady called her girlfriend back.

"What happened?" the girlfriend asked.

The lady said, "That jerk had $500 in quarters!"

Airplane passengers watch nervously as two men wearing pilots? uniforms and dark glasses use canes to feel their way into the cockpit. The plane starts barreling down the runway, and the passengers begin to get scared as the water at the end of the airstrip nears. With only a few yards left, everyone screams, but the plane lifts off just in time. The passengers think it was all a joke, while in the cockpit, the pilots high-five.

?You know,? says one pilot to the other, ?one day they?re gonna scream too late, and we?re gonna crash

Q: What should you do if a blonde throws a pin at you?A: Run like hell—she’s got a grenade in her mouth.—

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[Lavande]

AF Thursday 26 September

Good morning Abbers!

The sunshine is taking it's time making an appearance today but the coffee is good

Greetings TT! Hope you were able to catch up on sleep!
I am especially stupid when I don't sleep enough :H

Mick, honestly, it doesn't take much to confuse me these days :H
I usually sit here & think about what I did yesterday then I can figure out what day it is today!!!
The chicks are about 18 days old now, growing fast - the little eating machines! They will probably start laying eggs in the middle of March. Until then I just get to feed & clean up after them. The older girls are still here for now. I asked YB yesterday to go talk to the Amish guy about taking them off my hands.

Hi SF! Boy do I remember the pain of overseeing kid's homework. At least by the time they got to high school my kids were self-propelled!

Det, hope everything is OK with you. I have only used the chat feature a few times & that was several years ago. I hope they get the problem fixed.

Greetings to Sam. Cindi, pauly, YahYah & anyone else out there.
Have a wonderful AF Thursday!

Lav

[YoungAtHeart]

AF Thursday 26 September

Hey, I'm out here!

Hey Det, I hope you continue to do well on the road. You sound so wonderful when you aren't drinking. It's really an inspiration.

The rest of you inspire me daily.

Well, the drama is continuing with my sisters, but so far, I have managed to keep my butt out of it. Yay, me!

I'm getting my hair cut and highlighted tonight. It's a nice reward, and I'm looking forward to a new look.

:l
YahYah

[Samstone]

AF Thursday 26 September

How do All

Evening here, got up early, we actually had some work in the mountains, which, years ago, was the reason I got into surveying. The property lines seem to run down the ridges so far. Home and back to clipping pastures.

Hey Mick, been keeping bees on and off for awhile. An exam, that is interesting... I'd love to see a sample copy of one.

Lav, those chicks are looking good, getting those little feathers.

Yah Yah, good you're able to stay out of drama, it's like a void, 4th dimension or something.

TT, what time do you get up typically? I wish I had the routine of up early to bed early.

SF, I'm not sure I could really comprehend homework now. how goes it?

Det, Cindy, Pauly, and all others I overlooked, hope you all are doing well.

Sam

[treetops]

AF Thursday 26 September

Hi there Sam. I usually get up between 6 -7am. Try to be asleep by 11pm
I have been having less sleep however the past few nights with my daughter doing major school assignments. We are all very tired but off into the mountains later today for a break so my posts will be intermittent.

[TheSunFlower]

AF Thursday 26 September

Just plain wore out today! Work and homework is too much. I am having to relearn all the useless crap I learned 30 years ago....and never used again. Thank God for Google.....when I read the stuff in the school books trying to help them....I end up more confused than ever.

Their old school never gave homework on the weekends....no such luck with the new school system. Whenever you ask a teacher about having to learn this stuff....they always get huffy and say it gives them a foundation to learn later in life. I think what I actually needed was all covered by the 4th grade:H

It seems like when the weekend gets here....ALL of us are too pooped to do much of anything.

[Determinator]

AF Thursday 26 September

Mellow greetings ABerooooos!

here in yet another hotel room (without a desk WTF?) so I'm hunched over using the sofa as a desk.
happy to be AF and trying not to let the bastards get me down. today was a ballistic workshop which was fun. it's a lot of work for me, but it beats being stuck in a damn cubicle. yesterday i was getting a bit overcome/stressed and losing my happy place. happy to say I'm perked up a bit today and looking forward to being home tomorrow.

sounds like things are busy all over. it's hard to remember when we are in the thick of it, but we really have to be disciplined with good, healthy coping skills.

early night me thinks...

be well everyone!