mae everyone ...lets see if we can get it right today and the thread posts!!how are we all? ok I hope.Pouring down and I am out in it today!Oh well on with the show ...hang on ..nae brew..anyone else for coffee?
Evening tt ..how was your day today ....week over tis weekend for you now ..any plans?
Hiya SF....hows things with you? wowee that stress ometer is on the bounce up..think of yourself sod the rest ...people are too target driven in the world nowadays.the whole pace of live has become automated..up work hit target, rest up work hit target..and as tt says in the majority of cases it falls outside the individual remit..the whole of the economic ,working and social ethos has completley changed
Morning bear ..hows things with you ..hope they are a bit easier.Soon be weekend ..spa time
Hiya Lav ..how are you today?wow those chicks havent half grown ..just as well they werent kids and you had to buy them clothes ..theyd be out of them in no time .Got to agree..stress nowadays is not necessarily of our own doing...look at this current economic fiasco..that will def be ramping up the stress o meter for people.oh well heres a nice destressing brew
Morning afm ..how are you today?settling in on here ok?Glad you are feeling peaceful and content.
Morning yah ...how are you ? yep you are right..you could make a fortune on the stress seminars..start at the top of the shop...with a consequential seminar...ripple effect..the effect politicians actions have on peoples lives by their actions..I will leave that one there.. dont know enough about American politics ..but best guess they aint so far removed from the circus we have !!the voice of the people ...my arse!
hiya Pauly ...you ok today? feeling any better?hope so.dont know about the supplements so I cant say whether they make you worse or not...keep smilin n have a good one
Hiya Det ..how are you today? how did the sushi meal go?something I have never tried...just doesnt appeal somehow.
Been in touch with ppqp...she is really busy at the mo....working at least 9 while 5 daily ..she says big hiya to you all and will jump in when she can
right folksies here we go ..see if this posts have a grrrrreeeat weekend
Have you heard Smith & Wesson is making a pair of revolvers to commemorate the government shutdown? They will be called The Congressman and The Senator respectively. They don't actually do anything and you can't fire them.
I called my boss and asked him "What's the difference between this morning and your daughter?" Just as he was about to reply I cut him off and said "I'm not coming in this morning."
Paddy died in a fire and was burnt pretty badly. So the morgue needed someone to identify the body. His two best friends, Seamus and Sean, were sent for. Seamus went in and the mortician pulled back the sheet.
Seamus said "Yup, he's burnt pretty bad. Roll him over".
So the mortician rolled him over. Seamus looked and said "Nope, it ain't Paddy."
The mortician thought that was rather strange and then he brought Sean in to identify the body.
Sean took a look at him and said, "Yup, he's burnt real bad, roll him over."
The mortician rolled him over and Sean looked down and said, "No, it ain't Paddy."
The mortician asked, "How can you tell?"
Sean said, "Well, Paddy had two arseholes."
"What? He had two arseholes?" asked the mortician.
"Yup, everyone knew he had two arseholes. Every time we went into town, folks would say, 'Here comes Paddy with them two arseholes... "
The teacher is discussing U.S. presidents.
"Who gave the Gettysburg Address?" she asked the class.
Immediately a hand shot up belonging to a female Japanese foreign exchange student.
"Yes?" the teacher asked.
"Abraham Lincoln! 1863!" replied the girl proudly.
"That's correct," said the teacher, "Now can anyone tell me who wrote the Declaration of Independence?"
Again the Japanese girl's hand shot up. This time the teacher waited to see if anyone else knew the answer, but no one came forward. She called on the foreign exchange student again.
"Thomas Jefferson! 1776!" said the girl proudly once again.
The teacher addressed the rest of class and said "You should all be ashamed of yourselves. This little girl has been in the country for less than a month and she knows more about your history than you do."
The class grumbled and mumbled, and excuses were pouring out as well as dissatisfaction. Then from the back of the room someone shouted "To hell with the Japanese!"
The teacher now flustered and angry questioned "Who said that?"
The japanese girl couldn't contain her excitement and shouted back "Harry Truman! 1945!"
A man enters a barbershop for a shave. While the barber gets him lathered, he mentions he can't get a close shave on his cheeks.
"I have just the thing" the barber takes a small wooden ball from a small drawer. "Just place this between your cheek and gum" The customer places the ball in his cheek and gets the closest shave he has ever experienced.
After the shave, the customer asks in garbled speech "what if I swallow it?" "Not a problem" says the barber. "Just bring it back tomorrow like everyone else"
by the way ..doesanyone know how to send an attachment in a pm? I aint got a clue..thanx
Evening tt ..how was your day today ....week over tis weekend for you now ..any plans?
Hiya SF....hows things with you? wowee that stress ometer is on the bounce up..think of yourself sod the rest ...people are too target driven in the world nowadays.the whole pace of live has become automated..up work hit target, rest up work hit target..and as tt says in the majority of cases it falls outside the individual remit..the whole of the economic ,working and social ethos has completley changed
Morning bear ..hows things with you ..hope they are a bit easier.Soon be weekend ..spa time
Hiya Lav ..how are you today?wow those chicks havent half grown ..just as well they werent kids and you had to buy them clothes ..theyd be out of them in no time .Got to agree..stress nowadays is not necessarily of our own doing...look at this current economic fiasco..that will def be ramping up the stress o meter for people.oh well heres a nice destressing brew
Morning afm ..how are you today?settling in on here ok?Glad you are feeling peaceful and content.
Morning yah ...how are you ? yep you are right..you could make a fortune on the stress seminars..start at the top of the shop...with a consequential seminar...ripple effect..the effect politicians actions have on peoples lives by their actions..I will leave that one there.. dont know enough about American politics ..but best guess they aint so far removed from the circus we have !!the voice of the people ...my arse!
hiya Pauly ...you ok today? feeling any better?hope so.dont know about the supplements so I cant say whether they make you worse or not...keep smilin n have a good one
Hiya Det ..how are you today? how did the sushi meal go?something I have never tried...just doesnt appeal somehow.
Been in touch with ppqp...she is really busy at the mo....working at least 9 while 5 daily ..she says big hiya to you all and will jump in when she can
right folksies here we go ..see if this posts have a grrrrreeeat weekend
Have you heard Smith & Wesson is making a pair of revolvers to commemorate the government shutdown? They will be called The Congressman and The Senator respectively. They don't actually do anything and you can't fire them.
I called my boss and asked him "What's the difference between this morning and your daughter?" Just as he was about to reply I cut him off and said "I'm not coming in this morning."
Paddy died in a fire and was burnt pretty badly. So the morgue needed someone to identify the body. His two best friends, Seamus and Sean, were sent for. Seamus went in and the mortician pulled back the sheet.
Seamus said "Yup, he's burnt pretty bad. Roll him over".
So the mortician rolled him over. Seamus looked and said "Nope, it ain't Paddy."
The mortician thought that was rather strange and then he brought Sean in to identify the body.
Sean took a look at him and said, "Yup, he's burnt real bad, roll him over."
The mortician rolled him over and Sean looked down and said, "No, it ain't Paddy."
The mortician asked, "How can you tell?"
Sean said, "Well, Paddy had two arseholes."
"What? He had two arseholes?" asked the mortician.
"Yup, everyone knew he had two arseholes. Every time we went into town, folks would say, 'Here comes Paddy with them two arseholes... "
The teacher is discussing U.S. presidents.
"Who gave the Gettysburg Address?" she asked the class.
Immediately a hand shot up belonging to a female Japanese foreign exchange student.
"Yes?" the teacher asked.
"Abraham Lincoln! 1863!" replied the girl proudly.
"That's correct," said the teacher, "Now can anyone tell me who wrote the Declaration of Independence?"
Again the Japanese girl's hand shot up. This time the teacher waited to see if anyone else knew the answer, but no one came forward. She called on the foreign exchange student again.
"Thomas Jefferson! 1776!" said the girl proudly once again.
The teacher addressed the rest of class and said "You should all be ashamed of yourselves. This little girl has been in the country for less than a month and she knows more about your history than you do."
The class grumbled and mumbled, and excuses were pouring out as well as dissatisfaction. Then from the back of the room someone shouted "To hell with the Japanese!"
The teacher now flustered and angry questioned "Who said that?"
The japanese girl couldn't contain her excitement and shouted back "Harry Truman! 1945!"
A man enters a barbershop for a shave. While the barber gets him lathered, he mentions he can't get a close shave on his cheeks.
"I have just the thing" the barber takes a small wooden ball from a small drawer. "Just place this between your cheek and gum" The customer places the ball in his cheek and gets the closest shave he has ever experienced.
After the shave, the customer asks in garbled speech "what if I swallow it?" "Not a problem" says the barber. "Just bring it back tomorrow like everyone else"
by the way ..doesanyone know how to send an attachment in a pm? I aint got a clue..thanx
morning everyone - Friday!!
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