Hi everyone ..how are we all today?ok I hope ..well its pouring down with rain and I have got to go out all day ...well actually dont have to ..but volunteered..!!!Could stay at home all nice n warm watching Judge Judy or Jeremy Kyle...yeh right ok.Got to go out in a min so this post will be a short one ...(sighs of relief from the background!!)..well you had 2 yesterday!!Tea and coffee on the go ...tea is Asdas finest or pg for all those discerning connoisseurs!!hope all well today..big congrats to Cinders.
apologies for the short post......
what do you call a bunch of mexicans in a barn?
farm equipment.
Jesus loves you."
A nice gesture in church.
A horrific thing to hear in a Mexican prison.
So I asked my North Korean friend how his life was going.
He said "can't complain".
Why can't North Koreans play jazz?
They don't have Seoul.
What's a mexican's favorite sport?
Cross-country.
These racist jokes aren't funny. Once you've heard Juan you've heard Jamal.
How did the redneck find the sheep in the tall grass? Satisfying
A widowed Jewish lady was sunbathing on a beach at Ft. Myers Florida . She looked up and noticed that a man her age had walked up, placed his blanket on the sand next to hers and began reading a book.
Smiling, she attempted to strike up a conversation with him. 'Hello, sir, how are you today?
'Fine, thank you,' he responded, and turned back to his book.
'I love the beach. Do you come here often?' she asked 'First time since my wife passed away 2 years ago,' he replied and turned back to his book.
'I'm sorry to hear that. My husband passed away 3 years ago and it is very lonely' she countered. Do you live around here?' she asked.
'Yes, I live over in Cape Coral , 'he answered' and again resumed reading.
Trying to find a topic of common interest, she persisted, 'Do you like pussy cats?
With that, the man dropped his book, jumped off his blanket and on to her, tore off her swimsuit and gave her the most passionate ride of her life!
When the cloud of sand began to settle, she gasped and asked the man, 'How did you know that was what I wanted?'
The man replied, 'How did you know my name was Katz?'
Did you hear about the corduroy pillows?
You haven't? Really?
Because they are making headlines everywhere!
Q. Why do Scotsmen wear kilts?
A. Sheep can hear a zipper a mile away.
What happened to the dyslexic insomniac agnostic?
He stayed up all night wondering if there really was a dog.
A jewish boy went to his father and asked "Can I have five dollars?"
His Father was stunned. "Four dollars?! What are you going to do with three dollars?!"
How do you play golf in the snow?
You wear long underwear and paint your balls red.
What do you call a Mexican with a rubber toe?
Roberto
apologies for the short post......
what do you call a bunch of mexicans in a barn?
farm equipment.
Jesus loves you."
A nice gesture in church.
A horrific thing to hear in a Mexican prison.
So I asked my North Korean friend how his life was going.
He said "can't complain".
Why can't North Koreans play jazz?
They don't have Seoul.
What's a mexican's favorite sport?
Cross-country.
These racist jokes aren't funny. Once you've heard Juan you've heard Jamal.
How did the redneck find the sheep in the tall grass? Satisfying
A widowed Jewish lady was sunbathing on a beach at Ft. Myers Florida . She looked up and noticed that a man her age had walked up, placed his blanket on the sand next to hers and began reading a book.
Smiling, she attempted to strike up a conversation with him. 'Hello, sir, how are you today?
'Fine, thank you,' he responded, and turned back to his book.
'I love the beach. Do you come here often?' she asked 'First time since my wife passed away 2 years ago,' he replied and turned back to his book.
'I'm sorry to hear that. My husband passed away 3 years ago and it is very lonely' she countered. Do you live around here?' she asked.
'Yes, I live over in Cape Coral , 'he answered' and again resumed reading.
Trying to find a topic of common interest, she persisted, 'Do you like pussy cats?
With that, the man dropped his book, jumped off his blanket and on to her, tore off her swimsuit and gave her the most passionate ride of her life!
When the cloud of sand began to settle, she gasped and asked the man, 'How did you know that was what I wanted?'
The man replied, 'How did you know my name was Katz?'
Did you hear about the corduroy pillows?
You haven't? Really?
Because they are making headlines everywhere!
Q. Why do Scotsmen wear kilts?
A. Sheep can hear a zipper a mile away.
What happened to the dyslexic insomniac agnostic?
He stayed up all night wondering if there really was a dog.
A jewish boy went to his father and asked "Can I have five dollars?"
His Father was stunned. "Four dollars?! What are you going to do with three dollars?!"
How do you play golf in the snow?
You wear long underwear and paint your balls red.
What do you call a Mexican with a rubber toe?
Roberto
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