WHITE RABBITS...1st Nov..Hiya folks how are yizall?out again today so cant stay on long ..allegedly raining today, but at the moment blue skies abound...well they will be!!What a bummer...no trick or treaters last night...and Julie bought lotsa wee packs o sweeties for them ...now then children,shall we guess where the sweeties went to? :H
Well not long now till Chrimbo...everyone got their Christmas letters written? I have ...here it is
ok .on we go .....
Hiya tt how are you today? must be busy ...not seen your fair script for couple of days ..hows the hand?r and r over weekend?
Hiya Sam how are you?still out surveying? weather not cold or are you all wrapped up?
Hiya Nora ...well done on your 58 days ...yes sometimes the mind sort of wanders back to drink...now think to yourself ...am I going to waste 58 days ...not a chance!!
Hiya Lav how are you today...oops sorry folks ..brew is on ..here you go..Lav ..big brew for you.Rest assured ..on my travels if I am ever over that way no doubts about it,we would defo meet up ....you never know.
Cinders ...yeehah lovely to see you ...hows things doing ...apart from busy..do you know ..its crap when people dont post for a while ..you get that sinking feeling ...defo glad you arent a casualty !!
Hiya sunshine ...how are you ?what part of Canada are you in?My limits to Canada is Alberta times 6 courtesy of the army millions of years ago.Aging horses? yep backed a few of them in my time
Hiya bear how you doing today?training over?poets day today ..usually all wraps up early
Hiya ppqp ..how was the meal? better cos the boss was paying?..have a good one
Right peeps orf we jolly well go...another day another dollar and all that!!have a great weekend.
A trio of old veterans were bragging and jokes about the heroic exploits of their ancestors one afternoon down at the VFW hall. "My great grandfather, at age 13," one declared proudly, "was a drummer boy at Shiloh." "Mine," boasts another, "went down with Custer at the Battle of Little Big Horn." "I'm the only soldier in my family," confessed vet number three, "but if my great grandfather was living today he'd be the most famous man in the world." "Really? What'd he do?" his friends wanted to know. "Nothing much. But he would be 165 years old."
The kindergarten class had a homework assignment to find out about something exciting and relate it to the class the next day. When the time came for the little kids to give their reports, the teacher was calling on them one at a time. She was reluctant to call upon little Johnnie, knowing that he sometimes could be a bit crude. But eventually his turn came. Little Johnnie walked up to the front of the class, and with a piece of chalk, made a small white dot on the blackboard, then sat back down. The teacher couldn't figure out what Johnnie had in mind for his report on something exciting, so she asked him just what that was. "It's a period," reported Johnnie. "Well I can see that," she said. "But what is so exciting about a period." "I don't know," said Johnnie, "but this morning my sister said she missed one and Daddy totally freaked out and Mommy fainted"
The car sped off the highway, went through the guardrail, rolled down a cliff, bounced off a tree and finally shuddered to a stop. A passing motorist, who had witnessed the entire accident, helped the miraculously unharmed driver out of the wreck. "Good lord, mister," he gasped, "Are you drunk?" "Of course," said the man, brushing the dirt from his suit. "What the hell do you think I am ... a stunt driver?"
As he drove along the highway, a guy kept seeing billboards with beautiful, tanned people and the words: Visit the Garden of Hedon. His curiosity got the best of him and he turned off the road at the entrance to the place a few miles down the road. He went inside a building marked "Registration" and saw an attractive woman sitting at a desk. "Exactly what do you do here?" he asked. "It's quite simple," said the receptionist. "This is a nudist camp. We take off all our clothes and commune with nature." "Cool," said the guy, "count me in!" So he paid his membership fee, took off his gear and strolled off. As he walked along a path, he saw a big sign which read, "Beware of Gays." A little further along he saw another sign which read the same thing: "Beware of Gays." He continued walking until he came to a small clearing which had a bronze plaque set in the ground. He bent over to read the plaque and it said, "Sorry, you've had two warnings!"
A policeman pulls a man over for speeding and asks him to get out of the car. After looking the man over he says, "Sir, I couldn't help but notice your eyes are bloodshot. Have you been drinking?" The man gets really indignant and says, "Officer, I couldn't help but notice your eyes are glazed. Have you been eating doughnuts?"
There was an inebriated driver who was pulled up by the police. When the cop opened the door, the driver fell out. "YOU'RE DRUNK!" exclaimed the police officer. "Thank God for that!" said the drunk, "I thought the steering had gone."
A blonde girl enters a store that sells curtains. She tells the salesman, ?I would like to buy a pink curtain in the size of my computer screen.? The surprised salesman replies, ?But, madam, computers do not have curtains.? And the blonde said, ?Helloooo?. I?ve got Windows!?
A man was relaxing with his evening paper, when there was a knock on the door. He opened it, and saw nobody, so he closed the door and went back to his paper. There was another knock, so he opened the door again. This time, he looked down and saw a small snail. "Mister, could you spare some change?" the snail said. The man picked up the snail, threw him into the bushes, and went back to reading. A year later, there was another knock at the door. It was the snail. "What'd you do that for?"
My wife said that I need to pay more attention to what's going on around me.
So, in 2010, I'm going to try harder.
A Mancunian and a Scouser go into Greggs the baker's.
The Scouser nicks 3 pies and puts them in his pocket, then boasts to the Mancunian, "did you see that?" "The staff never even see me."
The Mancunian says, "that's fuck all mate, watch this."
So the Mancunian goes back into the shop and says to the manager, "gimme a pie and I'll show you some magic," and eats the pie in front of him, and then does it twice more.
The manager says, "so, where's the magic in that?"
The Mancunian says, "go and check that scouser's pocket."......
My wife said, "How on Earth are we going to use nine percent less gas?"
"You can stop burning my bloody tea for a start." I replied
I went for a job interview as a blacksmith yesterday. He said, "Have you ever shoed a horse?"
I said, "No, but I've told a donkey to f**k off."
Well not long now till Chrimbo...everyone got their Christmas letters written? I have ...here it is
ok .on we go .....
Hiya tt how are you today? must be busy ...not seen your fair script for couple of days ..hows the hand?r and r over weekend?
Hiya Sam how are you?still out surveying? weather not cold or are you all wrapped up?
Hiya Nora ...well done on your 58 days ...yes sometimes the mind sort of wanders back to drink...now think to yourself ...am I going to waste 58 days ...not a chance!!
Hiya Lav how are you today...oops sorry folks ..brew is on ..here you go..Lav ..big brew for you.Rest assured ..on my travels if I am ever over that way no doubts about it,we would defo meet up ....you never know.
Cinders ...yeehah lovely to see you ...hows things doing ...apart from busy..do you know ..its crap when people dont post for a while ..you get that sinking feeling ...defo glad you arent a casualty !!
Hiya sunshine ...how are you ?what part of Canada are you in?My limits to Canada is Alberta times 6 courtesy of the army millions of years ago.Aging horses? yep backed a few of them in my time
Hiya bear how you doing today?training over?poets day today ..usually all wraps up early
Hiya ppqp ..how was the meal? better cos the boss was paying?..have a good one
Right peeps orf we jolly well go...another day another dollar and all that!!have a great weekend.
A trio of old veterans were bragging and jokes about the heroic exploits of their ancestors one afternoon down at the VFW hall. "My great grandfather, at age 13," one declared proudly, "was a drummer boy at Shiloh." "Mine," boasts another, "went down with Custer at the Battle of Little Big Horn." "I'm the only soldier in my family," confessed vet number three, "but if my great grandfather was living today he'd be the most famous man in the world." "Really? What'd he do?" his friends wanted to know. "Nothing much. But he would be 165 years old."
The kindergarten class had a homework assignment to find out about something exciting and relate it to the class the next day. When the time came for the little kids to give their reports, the teacher was calling on them one at a time. She was reluctant to call upon little Johnnie, knowing that he sometimes could be a bit crude. But eventually his turn came. Little Johnnie walked up to the front of the class, and with a piece of chalk, made a small white dot on the blackboard, then sat back down. The teacher couldn't figure out what Johnnie had in mind for his report on something exciting, so she asked him just what that was. "It's a period," reported Johnnie. "Well I can see that," she said. "But what is so exciting about a period." "I don't know," said Johnnie, "but this morning my sister said she missed one and Daddy totally freaked out and Mommy fainted"
The car sped off the highway, went through the guardrail, rolled down a cliff, bounced off a tree and finally shuddered to a stop. A passing motorist, who had witnessed the entire accident, helped the miraculously unharmed driver out of the wreck. "Good lord, mister," he gasped, "Are you drunk?" "Of course," said the man, brushing the dirt from his suit. "What the hell do you think I am ... a stunt driver?"
As he drove along the highway, a guy kept seeing billboards with beautiful, tanned people and the words: Visit the Garden of Hedon. His curiosity got the best of him and he turned off the road at the entrance to the place a few miles down the road. He went inside a building marked "Registration" and saw an attractive woman sitting at a desk. "Exactly what do you do here?" he asked. "It's quite simple," said the receptionist. "This is a nudist camp. We take off all our clothes and commune with nature." "Cool," said the guy, "count me in!" So he paid his membership fee, took off his gear and strolled off. As he walked along a path, he saw a big sign which read, "Beware of Gays." A little further along he saw another sign which read the same thing: "Beware of Gays." He continued walking until he came to a small clearing which had a bronze plaque set in the ground. He bent over to read the plaque and it said, "Sorry, you've had two warnings!"
A policeman pulls a man over for speeding and asks him to get out of the car. After looking the man over he says, "Sir, I couldn't help but notice your eyes are bloodshot. Have you been drinking?" The man gets really indignant and says, "Officer, I couldn't help but notice your eyes are glazed. Have you been eating doughnuts?"
There was an inebriated driver who was pulled up by the police. When the cop opened the door, the driver fell out. "YOU'RE DRUNK!" exclaimed the police officer. "Thank God for that!" said the drunk, "I thought the steering had gone."
A blonde girl enters a store that sells curtains. She tells the salesman, ?I would like to buy a pink curtain in the size of my computer screen.? The surprised salesman replies, ?But, madam, computers do not have curtains.? And the blonde said, ?Helloooo?. I?ve got Windows!?
A man was relaxing with his evening paper, when there was a knock on the door. He opened it, and saw nobody, so he closed the door and went back to his paper. There was another knock, so he opened the door again. This time, he looked down and saw a small snail. "Mister, could you spare some change?" the snail said. The man picked up the snail, threw him into the bushes, and went back to reading. A year later, there was another knock at the door. It was the snail. "What'd you do that for?"
My wife said that I need to pay more attention to what's going on around me.
So, in 2010, I'm going to try harder.
A Mancunian and a Scouser go into Greggs the baker's.
The Scouser nicks 3 pies and puts them in his pocket, then boasts to the Mancunian, "did you see that?" "The staff never even see me."
The Mancunian says, "that's fuck all mate, watch this."
So the Mancunian goes back into the shop and says to the manager, "gimme a pie and I'll show you some magic," and eats the pie in front of him, and then does it twice more.
The manager says, "so, where's the magic in that?"
The Mancunian says, "go and check that scouser's pocket."......
My wife said, "How on Earth are we going to use nine percent less gas?"
"You can stop burning my bloody tea for a start." I replied
I went for a job interview as a blacksmith yesterday. He said, "Have you ever shoed a horse?"
I said, "No, but I've told a donkey to f**k off."
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