af Saturday 16 November

[treetops]

MAE all
I just posted on the Friday thread and I have to dash off to my daughter's archery but thought I would start this thread as I have fresh coffee here.
Hope you are all well and we see Mick doing his usual thingos today. I heard last night that the UK is expecting a ghastly winter (more glad tidings from moi:H).

Sunny blue skies here - looks like a great day. You all have a super Saturday - sober of course!

[TheSunFlower]

af Saturday 16 November

It is only 5:30p Friday here....but, Friday's thread looks a bit lean today.

Rainy and warm here. It was Sunny and cold all week. Actually, glad its rainy....give me a good excuse to do nothing.

Went to a Yoga Nidra class this morning. I had never actually done this before.....absolutely magical. They say that one hour is equal to 8 hours of sleep. Not sure I could trade it for actual sleep though.

Lav...I am glad the MWO CD's worked for you. They really never seemed to do anything for me....I ended up selling them.

TT....I loathe working in the evenings. Sometimes I don't even like working during the day

I had seen a pretty interesting video on how the internet has connected the world in so many ways. I got to thinking about how each of us would never had crossed paths without it. When you think of how big the world is, how many suffer from al issues.....it really is amazing how our little thread works.

[Mick]

af Saturday 16 November

morning all ..well here I am ..doesnt seem that lon ago I wizhere ...Our Amy came in about 40 minutes ago 0650 am ...reasonably sober ...suppose I did it all once but couldnt be bothered nowadays...so how are we all today then?
Weather here looks like it is going to .......esss , enn ooow..not saying it ..supposed to be out tomorrow that would screw up the plans!!

ok ..on with the show ...tea and coffee on the go ..does anyone else in the world drink tea btw?

Morning tt...oops evening ...forgot you were in upside downy land ...you ok?likewise..so what have you been up to today then?anything out of the ordinary or just chilling out?and how was Robiness Hood today?when ever we used to go on holiday,to Turkey ,used to have a go at archery ...was pretty rubbish at it ...much better with a machine gun as I recall :H yes we are due some real iffy weather ..thats why I had to buy a 4wd to get in and out ..and even that aint no guarantee..

Morning SF...how are you today?ok ..?wow you are right into yoga arent you?We dont usually really do rainy and warm thats summer!! ..its usually rainy and wet ,rainy and cold ,,cold and cold, rainy and rainy ,rainy and windy,so suncream isnt a big selller at the mo!!
Strangely enough ,I was reading an article on the internet, but it wasnt extolling the virtues of the internet ..it was by representatives of the major players in the espionage and counter terrorist units.They were explaining how it has given such players a world wide platform for their activities etc,so the were saying how difficult it was to keep up with them..suppose it is the same for everything ..it has its negatives.Are the music awards still going on?

Hiya ppqp ..you ok? its the weekend now NAE work!! its you time!!

right my merry band of soberites...the pot is on for when you all get up so grab a brew..

take care all and have a grrrrrreat day.












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[satz123]

af Saturday 16 November

Hey Af'ers
Mick love some of those posters - very funny!:H will save to my funny folder.
Awake early & determined not to do ANYTHING today that requires effort.
Waiting for Mr S to bring my brekkie !



........ and waiting


........and waiting

[Mick]

af Saturday 16 November

Hiya Benji ...wot are you doing here theres nae food or nowt!!!seriously tho glad to see ya..now see you can tell Mr Satz that madam had hot buttered toast and a large mug of coffee in her pit this morning at ..wait for it ..0730am..sounds like you are doing some serious sofa surfing today ...wheres yer partner in crime???

[satz123]

af Saturday 16 November

Mick;1585708 wrote: Hiya Benji ...wot are you doing here theres nae food or nowt!!!seriously tho glad to see ya..now see you can tell Mr Satz that madam had hot buttered toast and a large mug of coffee in her pit this morning at ..wait for it ..0730am..sounds like you are doing some serious sofa surfing today ...wheres yer partner in crime???

:H:H NO FOOD . For feck's sake.
Anyhoo I eventually got my boiled eggs ...... a body could starve .
(Dreamy did make me scrambled eggs & smoked salmon - and nice it was too - she's new and we like her !!!)
Molls is away pretending to be buzy .......:H

[DreamThinkDo]

af Saturday 16 November

satz123;1585714 wrote: (Dreamy did make me scrambled eggs & smoked salmon - and nice it was too - she's new and we like her !!!)

That's because I make the best coffee around!

(And no I'm not stalking you!)

[Lavande]

af Saturday 16 November

Good morning Abbers!

Having the laziest possible Saturday morning :H
I've been working on a pot of coffee for the past hour & a half!

Greetings to TT, SF, Mick & the usuals here.
Greetings Satz & DTD, nice to see you here as well.

Guess it's time to put the coffee cup down, get off my butt & actually do something around here.
Wishing everyone a wonderful AF Saturday!

Lav

[paulywogg]

af Saturday 16 November

Mae everybody,mick if it ess enn o double use will you please posts some pics?im actually jealous the weather here has been so warm its hard to believe its november,woke up this morning feeling anxious working saturdays kills my nerves,stressed last nite cuz hubs was stressed hes been slow at work eeks! but thats just how business goes feast or famine,its so cute my 19 year old daughter Bobbi is conversing with a guy who lives outside liverpool,its fun to see her so excited! well gotta get ready for work bleh! have a good saturday

[YoungAtHeart]

af Saturday 16 November

Hey Fabbies! Happy it's Saturday here! I've been lazy as well.

Nothing new here, and that is a good thing, in my eyes. Just going to be doing some cleaning and paperwork today. I've gotten all my tunes sorted in the right places on my computer, and will listen to music while cleaning. It really helps me forget that I despise cleaning. :H

With the days so short here, I feel like I am ready for sleep at 9pm. I don't know how you stand it so far north, Mick. I think I'd hibernate all winter. At least it is warm out today, relatively speaking.

I hope everyone has a great AF day. Be well, all!

:l
YahYah

[Determinator]

af Saturday 16 November

Mellow Greetings ABeroooos!

still pretty sick here and had a rough night. going to try elevating myself and see if tonight goes better. jeepers, i sound like an old fart already.

thanks for the kickstart TTops. archery is a great discipline. wish my arms were 2" longer so I could use my compound bow I got recently on a trade. d-oh! anyone with a bow too short that wants to trade?

good to see some new faces around here. anyway, no sudden moves for me. my self inflicted orders are to stay home and not do anything crazy. harder than it sounds I assure you.

be well my loves

[paulywogg]

af Saturday 16 November

Good to finally hear from you Det,feel better

[porqoui]

af Saturday 16 November

MAE ALL...

Mick...wish it were "my" time this weekend but had to host the annual Christmas Craft Sale. Headed out this morning into a snowfall warning and blizzard conditions. It was miserable out there but we did get some brave souls shopping so was considered a success. Planning on not even getting out of my pj's tomorrow :H Going to warm up and start dinner so will check in later or at least tomorrow.

Will chat with everyone later. Be well and safe.....PPQP

[Samstone]

af Saturday 16 November

evening all
the wife's gone to a yoga training for 10 days so I've been doing the bach thingy, which means drone bee to the max. I slept in till 8 this morning and it felt great. Woke to a foggy and lazy sort of day that ended up with coffee and plunking on my banjo. I really need to get off my ass tomorrow and get some things done! Hope everyone is well and enjoying their weekend. Hope you're feeling better, Det.
Sam

[paulywogg]

af Saturday 16 November

Sounds like a perfect day sam