Hiya folks and welcome to Friday...did you know that this the last time this year that it will be the 20th December??:H Yawn..So we all set for the last weekend before Christmas ..into panic mode yet?Im not ..the pound shops are open up till Tuesday :H
ok on with the show
Tea and cawfee on the go at the mo
hiya tt ..cat ensconced in its quarters now? how are you doing on your adventure? hope all is well with you..Yep I like swimming a lot ..as for Downton..yes there is a Chrimbo spesh ...the murder has already been committed..Lord Gillinghams valet has been killed..he is the one that raped Anna ..Lady Marys maid..so Chrimbo is quote "an Agatha Christie style whodunnit!"
Hiya Lav ...well did you have a good one yesterday? did you eat the kids out of house and home? time for Curves is it
So normality reigns once more?any plans for the weekend ? well you take it easy ...and heres a big brew for you..me too
Hiya Pauly ..how are you today? ok ..get plenty of sleep yesterday ? Must admit took me a bit to get my head off the pillow this morning!!You all set for Chrimbo?
Hiya Narilly ..hows you today? ok?you all set for the weekend? going to get myself a set of swimming goggles today ...reduced from ?15 to ?6..Slazenger triathlon..As far as treats go..best one I remember from Canadia(apart from the steaks) was tins of grape soda ..little purple cans from the vending machines ...and you used to get 1c back on the empty tins!
Hiya Yah ...wow nice one ..make sure you take a good book with you :H
Hiya SF....glad you are ok ...peppermint booze yep you are right ..smell nice but it wouldnt look so good sitting on the pavement talking crap...think that would be a dead give away!!!as for opening the bottle of wine..ha no opener required ..we used to do it when I was younger ....a lot younger!!!take one corked bottle of wine..hold it horizontally so that the air bubble is at the top..slowly using finger or thumb push the cork into the bottle (small amout of wine escapes.When the cork is near the bottom of the neck,take a shoelace/bit of string ,tie a knot in it at the bottom, put it in the bottle, past the cork so that the knot catches on the knot ,and slowly pull the cork out..takes a few practices but works!good trick for an af site !!!:H
ppqp..how did the building supervisor pan out?hope all went well
right folksies time to go so I bid you a fond farewell
My wife and I went to see a psychiatrist.
"What can I do for you?" He asked.
"Our son has got an imaginary friend," said my wife.
"There is nothing wrong with a good healthy imagination to help a child to develop, and this is very common and nothing to worry about at all." Said the psychiatrist.
"We haven't got a son." I replied.
The office Christmas party. A great opportunity to catch up with people you haven't seen for half an hour...
I answered the door and said, "Not again, you came last Christmas. Here's a fiver, now clear off, and shut the gate on your way out." Slamming the door behind me.
My wife shouted, "Dave, stop being horrible to the carol singers, they're only raising money for charity."
I said, "It wasn't them, it was your fucking Mother."
My wife was holding our twin baby boys.
"Ouch!" she said. "He's pinching my chin"
"Which one?" I asked.
"Jack"
It's weird that she's got names for her chins.
Every christmas my mother in law sits in my nice comfy armchair all day 'so to make her feel extra comfy this year ive replaced it with a milking stool
Every day when I get home and sit down on the couch, a 5 or 10 pence piece inevitably slips out of my pocket and falls down the side.
It's still giving me a better interest rate than my f,ckin bank.
"The met office have issued a yellow warning for ice"
just be glad thats not a yellow warning for snow!
I phoned the police last night and said, "Someone has just broken into my house and ran off with my wife."
"Can you give me a description please sir?" the officer asked.
I replied, "Really fat and ugly, with crossed eyes and a moustache."
"Ok sir," said the officer, "now could you describe your wife?"
I said, "I just did."
I've bought my brother a bugle for Christmas.
He should get it in the last post.
i had a friend name phillip, but he got his lip removed...so now we just call him phil.
I've just came home from work to find all the windows opened and the bastard has taken everything.
I'm gutted. That was MY fu.king advent calendar.
"So, what do you think?" asked my wife, showing me the dress she'd squeezed herself into in Next's changing rooms.
"Jesus, you look like one of the Ugly Sisters in pantomime" I said.
"No, I don't!" she snarled.
"Oh yes you do!" I replied.
"You'll never take me alive, Copper!" I shouted, defiantly.
As I was being electrocuted.
It amazes me that when I was at school I couldn't even spell 'Teacher.'
Now I are one.
I came in late from work and asked the wife if she'd made me any dinner.
She said "Who do you think organises Christmas?"
"Who do you think wraps all the presents?"
"Who do you think writes all the cards?"
"Who do you think buys all the presents under the tree?"
I replied "Wait a minute, is this some sort of festive quiz?"
ok on with the show
Tea and cawfee on the go at the mo
hiya tt ..cat ensconced in its quarters now? how are you doing on your adventure? hope all is well with you..Yep I like swimming a lot ..as for Downton..yes there is a Chrimbo spesh ...the murder has already been committed..Lord Gillinghams valet has been killed..he is the one that raped Anna ..Lady Marys maid..so Chrimbo is quote "an Agatha Christie style whodunnit!"
Hiya Lav ...well did you have a good one yesterday? did you eat the kids out of house and home? time for Curves is it
So normality reigns once more?any plans for the weekend ? well you take it easy ...and heres a big brew for you..me tooHiya Pauly ..how are you today? ok ..get plenty of sleep yesterday ? Must admit took me a bit to get my head off the pillow this morning!!You all set for Chrimbo?
Hiya Narilly ..hows you today? ok?you all set for the weekend? going to get myself a set of swimming goggles today ...reduced from ?15 to ?6..Slazenger triathlon..As far as treats go..best one I remember from Canadia(apart from the steaks) was tins of grape soda ..little purple cans from the vending machines ...and you used to get 1c back on the empty tins!
Hiya Yah ...wow nice one ..make sure you take a good book with you :H
Hiya SF....glad you are ok ...peppermint booze yep you are right ..smell nice but it wouldnt look so good sitting on the pavement talking crap...think that would be a dead give away!!!as for opening the bottle of wine..ha no opener required ..we used to do it when I was younger ....a lot younger!!!take one corked bottle of wine..hold it horizontally so that the air bubble is at the top..slowly using finger or thumb push the cork into the bottle (small amout of wine escapes.When the cork is near the bottom of the neck,take a shoelace/bit of string ,tie a knot in it at the bottom, put it in the bottle, past the cork so that the knot catches on the knot ,and slowly pull the cork out..takes a few practices but works!good trick for an af site !!!:H
ppqp..how did the building supervisor pan out?hope all went well
right folksies time to go so I bid you a fond farewell
My wife and I went to see a psychiatrist.
"What can I do for you?" He asked.
"Our son has got an imaginary friend," said my wife.
"There is nothing wrong with a good healthy imagination to help a child to develop, and this is very common and nothing to worry about at all." Said the psychiatrist.
"We haven't got a son." I replied.
The office Christmas party. A great opportunity to catch up with people you haven't seen for half an hour...
I answered the door and said, "Not again, you came last Christmas. Here's a fiver, now clear off, and shut the gate on your way out." Slamming the door behind me.
My wife shouted, "Dave, stop being horrible to the carol singers, they're only raising money for charity."
I said, "It wasn't them, it was your fucking Mother."
My wife was holding our twin baby boys.
"Ouch!" she said. "He's pinching my chin"
"Which one?" I asked.
"Jack"
It's weird that she's got names for her chins.
Every christmas my mother in law sits in my nice comfy armchair all day 'so to make her feel extra comfy this year ive replaced it with a milking stool
Every day when I get home and sit down on the couch, a 5 or 10 pence piece inevitably slips out of my pocket and falls down the side.
It's still giving me a better interest rate than my f,ckin bank.
"The met office have issued a yellow warning for ice"
just be glad thats not a yellow warning for snow!
I phoned the police last night and said, "Someone has just broken into my house and ran off with my wife."
"Can you give me a description please sir?" the officer asked.
I replied, "Really fat and ugly, with crossed eyes and a moustache."
"Ok sir," said the officer, "now could you describe your wife?"
I said, "I just did."
I've bought my brother a bugle for Christmas.
He should get it in the last post.
i had a friend name phillip, but he got his lip removed...so now we just call him phil.
I've just came home from work to find all the windows opened and the bastard has taken everything.
I'm gutted. That was MY fu.king advent calendar.
"So, what do you think?" asked my wife, showing me the dress she'd squeezed herself into in Next's changing rooms.
"Jesus, you look like one of the Ugly Sisters in pantomime" I said.
"No, I don't!" she snarled.
"Oh yes you do!" I replied.
"You'll never take me alive, Copper!" I shouted, defiantly.
As I was being electrocuted.
It amazes me that when I was at school I couldn't even spell 'Teacher.'
Now I are one.
I came in late from work and asked the wife if she'd made me any dinner.
She said "Who do you think organises Christmas?"
"Who do you think wraps all the presents?"
"Who do you think writes all the cards?"
"Who do you think buys all the presents under the tree?"
I replied "Wait a minute, is this some sort of festive quiz?"
PPQP
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