mae all..lie in this morning .really blowing a gale this morning ....cleaned the rabbits out ...with the wind blowing ...so you can guess what happened ? hay straw ..wind surprise result???duh..anyways early start tomorrow so wont be here to start orf .So whats on for the weekend? lets find out then
Big brews all round....
Hiya tt ..how are you ? know you said that you were not in tinternet contact ..but just in case you are hope you are enjoying yourself.
Yah ...fingers crossed ..glad the bloods came through ok..hope the rest of the tests are as good
Hiya Det how are things with you now?Its amazing what you can make soup out of!!
Hiya SF...you ok? reason you have got to take the cork out ..it floats up to the neck of the bottle all the time...you have a great weekend...minty breath!!
Narilly well done you for not drinking at the works do :goodjob: did you not get the old chestnut .."why arent you drinking " just the one etc?
iya Pauly ..wots happened to your picture on the avatar?how did the shopping trip go? its mad here ..some of the shops have started their Chrimbo sales already so its like a free for all
Hiya ppqp ..hows you then?so one cured then another one starts??Oh well thats work finished now then..any plans for the weekend ....or the weather being a pain?
Whatever you are doing have a good one
Hiya Lav...and hows you this fine?? morning..wow that was a lucky one with the scissors little hands eh?Well is the sun shining its happy little face off down there?
right then peeps time to go then ..so have a great weekend.
The wife was texting me all day yesterday saying she was in casualty, I watched all 50 minutes of it last night and I didn't see her once.
She's still not home yet either & I'm getting hungry !!
I took a sneaky look at my girlfriends Internet browsing history. I was shocked to see her last search was, 'how to enjoy sex with a boring guy and a small penis.'
I hope she's cheating on me !!!
A little girl says, "Daddy, I wish I had a little sister."
Trying to be funny, the daddy says, "Honey, you do have a sister."
"I do?" questions the confused youngster.
"Sure," responds the dad. "You just don't see her because when you are coming in the front door, she is always leaving through the back door."
The little girl gave this a few moments thought and remarked,
"You mean like my other Daddy does?"
A blonde gets a job as a teacher in the local school she notices a boy in the field standing alone, while all the other kids are running around having fun, she takes pity on him and decides to speak to him, "you ok?" she says. "Yes" he says. "You can go and play with the other kids you know?" She says. "Its best I stay here" he says. "Why?" says the blonde.
The boys says...
....
.
.
.
.
.
"Because I'm the fucking
goalkeeper..!"
WARNING ..RISQUE :H
He nervously inserted a finger: it felt warm and wet.
"I'm gonna need more than that," she said.
Taking a breath, he then put in 3 fingers.
"Go on, get your whole hand in," she demanded.
He wanted to please her, so he did what she said: he was really sweating now.
"It's no good, you'll have to put both hands in".
He closed his eyes & thrust forward with his other hand & she let out a scream.
"There you go, it's not that fucking hard doing the washing up..!!!
My new year resolution is to decorate my whole house in velcro....and I'm going to stick to it!
My wife says I should grow up.
I hope Santa brings her f.ck all this Christmas,
I got arrested in Switzerland for murder today. I said to the police, "I thought assisted suicide wasn't against the law here?"
The officer replied, "Under Swiss law, assisted suicides require medical supervision. You strangled your wife as soon as the plane touched down."
Big brews all round....
Hiya tt ..how are you ? know you said that you were not in tinternet contact ..but just in case you are hope you are enjoying yourself.
Yah ...fingers crossed ..glad the bloods came through ok..hope the rest of the tests are as good
Hiya Det how are things with you now?Its amazing what you can make soup out of!!
Hiya SF...you ok? reason you have got to take the cork out ..it floats up to the neck of the bottle all the time...you have a great weekend...minty breath!!
Narilly well done you for not drinking at the works do :goodjob: did you not get the old chestnut .."why arent you drinking " just the one etc?
iya Pauly ..wots happened to your picture on the avatar?how did the shopping trip go? its mad here ..some of the shops have started their Chrimbo sales already so its like a free for all
Hiya ppqp ..hows you then?so one cured then another one starts??Oh well thats work finished now then..any plans for the weekend ....or the weather being a pain?
Whatever you are doing have a good one
Hiya Lav...and hows you this fine?? morning..wow that was a lucky one with the scissors little hands eh?Well is the sun shining its happy little face off down there?
right then peeps time to go then ..so have a great weekend.
The wife was texting me all day yesterday saying she was in casualty, I watched all 50 minutes of it last night and I didn't see her once.
She's still not home yet either & I'm getting hungry !!
I took a sneaky look at my girlfriends Internet browsing history. I was shocked to see her last search was, 'how to enjoy sex with a boring guy and a small penis.'
I hope she's cheating on me !!!
A little girl says, "Daddy, I wish I had a little sister."
Trying to be funny, the daddy says, "Honey, you do have a sister."
"I do?" questions the confused youngster.
"Sure," responds the dad. "You just don't see her because when you are coming in the front door, she is always leaving through the back door."
The little girl gave this a few moments thought and remarked,
"You mean like my other Daddy does?"
A blonde gets a job as a teacher in the local school she notices a boy in the field standing alone, while all the other kids are running around having fun, she takes pity on him and decides to speak to him, "you ok?" she says. "Yes" he says. "You can go and play with the other kids you know?" She says. "Its best I stay here" he says. "Why?" says the blonde.
The boys says...
....
.
.
.
.
.
"Because I'm the fucking
goalkeeper..!"
WARNING ..RISQUE :H
He nervously inserted a finger: it felt warm and wet.
"I'm gonna need more than that," she said.
Taking a breath, he then put in 3 fingers.
"Go on, get your whole hand in," she demanded.
He wanted to please her, so he did what she said: he was really sweating now.
"It's no good, you'll have to put both hands in".
He closed his eyes & thrust forward with his other hand & she let out a scream.
"There you go, it's not that fucking hard doing the washing up..!!!
My new year resolution is to decorate my whole house in velcro....and I'm going to stick to it!
My wife says I should grow up.
I hope Santa brings her f.ck all this Christmas,
I got arrested in Switzerland for murder today. I said to the police, "I thought assisted suicide wasn't against the law here?"
The officer replied, "Under Swiss law, assisted suicides require medical supervision. You strangled your wife as soon as the plane touched down."
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