mae all and how are we today?ok I hope the pre chrimbo eve day.did a belter the other night Got a friend who lives on a farm not too far away but its in the wilds so went up to see him ..on the way back ..car suddenly went a bit crappy to drive...yep a puncture!!so off out I pops to change it for the spare ....ermmmm no wheel brace to undo the wheel nuts..or tire lever as I think you call it..had taken it out when I was cleaning the car and didnt put it back ...phoned Julie...asked if she could look in the garage for it....now not being sexist...but in the majority of cases woman /tire lever ? its like asking me about perfume!!!In the end phoned the breakdown..they were there before she found it!!!Motto ...dont clean the soddin car!!Yesterday wasnt so great ...got caught in a storm ..and didnt succeed in my early doors mission..came home empty handed.
Right on with the show..tea n cawfee on the go.
Morning Pauly ...how are you today?bit shit about the drinking really...keep trying tho ..for me there are 2 types of people ..the ones who have to keep at it and eventually for some reason the penny drops...and the others who just say f.ck it ..its happening irrespective of what..fortunately I was one of the latter!! Keep going tho ...never stop believing in yourself
you can and will do it..seriously next time you want to drink ask yourself the why question...
Mornin ppqp well how are you now that you are in holiday mode? Glad that the weather has turned ..Pleased that your visit with your dad went well..ask him for some of that elixir of life for me!!
TT...how are you doing? hows the walking going ? any piccies?glad you are enjoying yourself..
Hiya Narilly ..how did the night in Banff go ?was it ok?Well done on your 28 lengths in the pool ...do you go on a regular basis?
Hiya Lav ...how are you today...well yesterday for me wasnt too successful..we were going down the motorway at 0615 am and suddenly we were in a jam ..we were probably 100 yds from an accident..2 lorries and a car...car was completely squashed and one of the lorries had hit the concrete central barrier and smashed it to bits ...Sadly there were 2 fatalities .Motorway was closed for 11 hrs so the diversion took us another 2 hrs.on the way home this car nearly pulled into the side of us ..TWICE!!!at 70 mph..the woman driving just waved as if to say oops as if it was a joke...at 70 it aint no joke!!So you all set for Chrimbo now?..bet your chickens are so pleased thay aint turkeys!!!:H
Hiya SF....how are you ?Reading your posts..I recall yor earlier times ...and can I say that you are a prime example of not giving up!!!yes you did it...and look where you are now ...so all I would say to Pauly is ..that for me you are a shining example of dont quit quitting!!!
righty ho folks ...gotta go and get my tyre fixed..well ..replaced the wall of it is smashed so cant be repaired ..ho hum ..you all take care and have a great day
My wife said I was a "Lazy Bastard"
I was so angry, I made my son punch her in the face.
My son asked me if we could have a tree this Christmas.
I told him I didn't want to pay for a tree and that's that.
He wouldn't stop asking though, every five minutes he wanted to know why we couldn't have a tree.
In the end I grabbed my axe and stormed out of the house.
Ten minuted later I returned with an eight foot Christmas tree.
"Wow," said my son. "You cut that down quick."
"Son," I replied, "I didn't cut it down, I got it from the local shop."
He looked puzzled and said, "Why did you take the axe then?"
"I told you, I didn't want to pay for a Christmas tree."
Got the mother-in-law a great Christmas present. A trip to London, a ride on a London bus and tickets to a West End Show...fingers crossed
Great news. My boss told me today I don't have to come in to work at all over the festive season!
Or as he put it, "You're sacked".
"Can you write me a CV for a job?" my son asked. "And don't forget to include my school awards!"
"OK," I agreed. "But are you sure 'Most likely to die choking on a Big Mac' and 'Most likely to be still living at home at 40' will get you on the shortlist?"
I opened my door this morning and there were 10 boxes on my doorstep with the word 'Threat' written on the front.
I couldn't believe it when I opened them. They were all empty.
I was shocked to see a postman in full uniform making his rounds on a Sunday.*
I said to him "It's about time the Royal Mail stepped up and took care of us during the busy holiday season."*
"Oh, I'm not on duty," He replied "I'm just on my way home from last week's Christmas party."
Smoking weed doesn't make me feel in the least bit paranoid. I've got bigger things to worry about.
Like all those people following me.
Happy holidays, Glasgow!
The time of year when even the shoplifters complain about the pickpockets.
As I came downstairs on my fortieth birthday, I remembered my wife joking, the night before, about me looking out for signs of dementia.
I also seem to remember going to bed in a bungalow.
I walked through a pine forest today and thought,*
Wow, this smells like air fresheners.
Dappy was recently hospitalised after being kicked in the head by a horse.
Music industry leaders are considering giving the 'Outstanding Contribution to Music Award' to the horse.
Right on with the show..tea n cawfee on the go.
Morning Pauly ...how are you today?bit shit about the drinking really...keep trying tho ..for me there are 2 types of people ..the ones who have to keep at it and eventually for some reason the penny drops...and the others who just say f.ck it ..its happening irrespective of what..fortunately I was one of the latter!! Keep going tho ...never stop believing in yourself
you can and will do it..seriously next time you want to drink ask yourself the why question...
Mornin ppqp well how are you now that you are in holiday mode? Glad that the weather has turned ..Pleased that your visit with your dad went well..ask him for some of that elixir of life for me!!
TT...how are you doing? hows the walking going ? any piccies?glad you are enjoying yourself..
Hiya Narilly ..how did the night in Banff go ?was it ok?Well done on your 28 lengths in the pool ...do you go on a regular basis?
Hiya Lav ...how are you today...well yesterday for me wasnt too successful..we were going down the motorway at 0615 am and suddenly we were in a jam ..we were probably 100 yds from an accident..2 lorries and a car...car was completely squashed and one of the lorries had hit the concrete central barrier and smashed it to bits ...Sadly there were 2 fatalities .Motorway was closed for 11 hrs so the diversion took us another 2 hrs.on the way home this car nearly pulled into the side of us ..TWICE!!!at 70 mph..the woman driving just waved as if to say oops as if it was a joke...at 70 it aint no joke!!So you all set for Chrimbo now?..bet your chickens are so pleased thay aint turkeys!!!:H
Hiya SF....how are you ?Reading your posts..I recall yor earlier times ...and can I say that you are a prime example of not giving up!!!yes you did it...and look where you are now ...so all I would say to Pauly is ..that for me you are a shining example of dont quit quitting!!!
righty ho folks ...gotta go and get my tyre fixed..well ..replaced the wall of it is smashed so cant be repaired ..ho hum ..you all take care and have a great day
My wife said I was a "Lazy Bastard"
I was so angry, I made my son punch her in the face.
My son asked me if we could have a tree this Christmas.
I told him I didn't want to pay for a tree and that's that.
He wouldn't stop asking though, every five minutes he wanted to know why we couldn't have a tree.
In the end I grabbed my axe and stormed out of the house.
Ten minuted later I returned with an eight foot Christmas tree.
"Wow," said my son. "You cut that down quick."
"Son," I replied, "I didn't cut it down, I got it from the local shop."
He looked puzzled and said, "Why did you take the axe then?"
"I told you, I didn't want to pay for a Christmas tree."
Got the mother-in-law a great Christmas present. A trip to London, a ride on a London bus and tickets to a West End Show...fingers crossed
Great news. My boss told me today I don't have to come in to work at all over the festive season!
Or as he put it, "You're sacked".
"Can you write me a CV for a job?" my son asked. "And don't forget to include my school awards!"
"OK," I agreed. "But are you sure 'Most likely to die choking on a Big Mac' and 'Most likely to be still living at home at 40' will get you on the shortlist?"
I opened my door this morning and there were 10 boxes on my doorstep with the word 'Threat' written on the front.
I couldn't believe it when I opened them. They were all empty.
I was shocked to see a postman in full uniform making his rounds on a Sunday.*
I said to him "It's about time the Royal Mail stepped up and took care of us during the busy holiday season."*
"Oh, I'm not on duty," He replied "I'm just on my way home from last week's Christmas party."
Smoking weed doesn't make me feel in the least bit paranoid. I've got bigger things to worry about.
Like all those people following me.
Happy holidays, Glasgow!
The time of year when even the shoplifters complain about the pickpockets.
As I came downstairs on my fortieth birthday, I remembered my wife joking, the night before, about me looking out for signs of dementia.
I also seem to remember going to bed in a bungalow.
I walked through a pine forest today and thought,*
Wow, this smells like air fresheners.
Dappy was recently hospitalised after being kicked in the head by a horse.
Music industry leaders are considering giving the 'Outstanding Contribution to Music Award' to the horse.
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