tea and coffee on the go.
Morning tt...how are you today?So a closet Downton fan?...well you won be disappointed with the special..it was great ..trouble is ..got to wait until the Autumn for the new series.hope all is well with you..you back soon?
Morning SL....great to see you on here yesterday...having a quiet one?What are we going to do if Scotland becomes independant this year ...we going home?Look forward to seeing you on Monday ....and you enjoy your 3 days in Sam Franks disco with your weans.
Morning Det how are you doing?Quiet one for you was it?as Lav said interesting philosophy...or "Ive done the pits...now for the peaks!"
Morning bear ...how was your Chrimble?
Hiya Kas ...great to see you...what project are you into now? Soon be 3 years for you ...well done
Hello Sam ...well how did your day go? Was it tunes r us or just a quiet family time?
Hiya Byrdie ..you ok?merry Chrimbo to you...my 2nd one sober ...thank you
Hiya Pauly ...how you doing?well Im proud to say that I didnt let the side down with regards to food ..while all around me were getting merrily caned on al ...I just steadily demolished the table of food...how was your day?did i go good for you?
Hiya Lav ..well how did the madhouse go yesterday?bet here weren't too many granny naps!!Are you back in the land of reality..or is today a continuation?Yep that Amish prog is pretty good ...only watched a bit of it...find it fascinating to to look at ...as a way of life not from a religious point of view...speaking of view ..now heres a brew..see the sheer poetry there? Sharp as a blunt stick I am!!!have a good one
Hiya G hows you doing? quiet day yesterday...you doin ok?
Mornin ppqp ...hows you today....oh oh dont look out of your window theres an arsey building supervisor on the way down yer street!!!!:Take it you are a your dads? wherever ..you have a great time
Hiya Mrs Molls ..thort I would give ya a mensh...hope all went well for you ...will jump in and see later in the army thread.
Hiya turn..you know looking at your avatar ..you haven changed a bi since I last seen ya :H...glad all is well with you
Right my merry band of braves ..time to go ...and face another meal today...more brussel sprouts!!!!going to get a kite ...they work well with wind!!!
Have a great day!!!
Boxing Day is celebrated all over the world, just to name a few countries that celebrate this day are: Australia, Austria, Canada, Germany, Greenland, Hong Kong, Jamaica, Kenya, New Zealand, Norway, Romania, Sweden, Switzerland and the United Kingdom.
In South Africa, Boxing Day is known as ?Day of Goodwill?.
In Ireland they call Boxing Day ?St. Stevens Day?.
In other continental European countries, it is known as ?Christmas II? or ?Second Christmas Day?.
Boxing Day traditions depend on the location, however it includes shopping, giving money and gifts to the less fortunate, and a day of watching sporting events like horse racing and football.
On Boxing Day 2004 a massive earthquake created a tsunami around the Indian Ocean resulting in the deaths of over 300,000 people.
In Australia, New Zealand, Canada and UK, Boxing Day is the heaviest shopping day of the year.
Boxing Day is one of the British bank holidays recognised since 1871.
There is no official reason as to why it is known as ?Boxing Day?.
On Boxing Day in the UK, the most popular online searches for shopping are sale items.
National Candy Cane Day is celebrated 26th December every year in the United States.
Just opened our presents from Nan and my 5-year old son got a bottle of Jack Daniels.
Lucky bastard!
I got Spider Man pyjamas which are way too small for me.
Whoever said technology will replace paper has obviously never tried to wipe their ass with an iPad.
Paddy and Mick are walking along a street in London.
Paddy looks in one of the shop windows and sees a sign that catches his eye.
The sign reads,"Suits ?5.00 each,Shirts ?2.00 each,Trousers ?2.50 per pair."
Paddy says to Mick,"Mick look at those prices,we could buy a whole lot of those and when we get back to Ireland we could make a fortune selling them.Now when we go in there,keep quiet,OK? I'll do all the talking because if they hear our accents,they might think we're thicko's from Ireland and try to screw us.I'll put on my best English accent."
"Roight y'are Paddy,I'll keep my mouth shut ,so I will,you do all da business" says Mick.
They go in and Paddy says in a posh English voice,"Hello my good man,"I'll take 50 suits at ?5.00 each,100 shirts at ?2.00 each,and 50 pairs of trousers at ?2.50 each.I'll back my truck up and load them on myself."
The owner of the shop says,"You're from Ireland,aren't you?"
"Well yes," says a surprised Paddy,"What gave it away?"
The shop owner replies,"This is a f.cking dry cleaners."
I'll never forget my son's face this morning when he opened his present.
It was a picture.
He loves pictures.
I couldn't believe it when my dad got me a PS4, an iPad Air and Samsung Galaxy S4 for Christmas.
While the rich kids in the house next door just got broken into.
My wife got some smelly stuff for Christmas.
I blocked the toilet.
I wish they'd invent a pair of tights that don't rip.
I think everyone in this bank just saw my face.
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