mae everyone...not too long till Christmas!!!!:H how are you all?Well this month over here there is a big campaign for people to give up drinking and give the money to cancer research..hmm they did the same not so long ago too...just shows you that al has been identified as a big money spinner..happy for all the money to go to cancer research, but seems a strange thing that such a source of funding should come from the profits of another source of illness..if you understand what I mean ..havent put that too well!Still dark over here at the mo..got to go to a 50th party tomorrow..mm deep joy..have had strict orders that we will show face..Madam is in panic mode...1st Jan yesterday...we havent had the visas back fo r our holidays...really??a its New Year and b theres 9 weeks to go .thats where we differ on hols .moi..carrier bag/rucksack the day before..dont do the dancing clothes suitcase routine ..in the case out of the case in out in out!!
Right on we go ..tea and coffee available..any more requests seeing its a new year?
Morning Lav...how are you today?has peace been dropped upon you yet?Read that article on the assaults..bit of an arsehole really that Esters boyfriend..be real sad if he got a kicking..3yrs probation?thought our judicial system was poor but.. as for the other one ...dont know what they will do about that..he was part of the main storyline in the new series for Levis downfall.Im going to get one of those "only in Lancaster county "t shirts!!Was looking at their website ..lotta buggy crashes recently and one horse killed..Some of the scenery is beautiful..didnt realise it was so flat.Have you any plans for today?Have your coffee and lets see where we go with it ..Where does the pork and sauerkraut thing come from as a good luck meal?..aha found it on goggle...The Food Timeline--American New Year food traditions
Hiya IAD ..how are you ..and welcome to the madhouse.
Pauly ..well done you!!!:goodjob:thats now a thanksgiving ,Chrimbo and a New Year you have done sober ..ace ..see you can do it..just get the court job outa the road and you are on the road ..well done on it tho ..
Hiya ppqp ..how are you doing ..?how did the wedding go? hope you are feeling better ..heres a large brew for you too .When does work start for you again?
YAH...hny to you...think I was on chapter 4 when the bells came in!!Massive difference to when I was a kid back home What a brill saying ...got some things to do before I get seriously lazy!!:H
hiya tt ..and how are you?well you should now be back to "normal"????by now as you are 10 hrs ahead...Are you back at work yet?whatever it is hope you had a good one...btw blue is now a banned colour ..you aint allowed to have the blues anymore!!!
Hiya Sl..happy new year....just think ..if you had written your cards in pencil ...they could be this years too!!!Go for it ..you going for the full hit this year? 365 pages of I did not drink?you can do it.
Hiya Det you ok?think its more of a juggling act production ,sanity, stress busting, leisure ..get them all in the right perspective and positive becomes second nature.
Hiya SF ..and hows the real world for you today?nothing like a nice hot jampacked room to get close and personal !!:HDid you survive that period pre midday called morning?have a good one
Hiya Narilly ...well reckon you are back at work now then?how goes it ?5lbs to lose ..nae probs ..swimming and running ..job done!have a great day
Right folks time to go...its 7.25 am pitch black outside .but off swimming at 8 so have a good one.
A man walks into a library and asks for a book on poor customer service.
"Go f.ck yourself" says the librarian.
I'm so sick of immigration in this country that I'm seriously considering emigrating.
Just dug out my 1986 calendar!
January 1st reads: Try and lose this acne, get a girlfriend, lose virginity, move out of mum and dad's house.
Quite sad I don't need to change anything.
There was a knock on my door and when I opened it a councillor was outside.
She said, "Do you like tents?"
"No," I replied. "Why?"
"Well," she said. "We're canvassing the whole area."
A recent survey has shown that 99% of British men will tell you to f.ck off if you try and ask them questions.
January 31st begins the Chinese year of the horse.
Just be careful of the Tesco special edition burger.
A Palestinian ambassador was killed when he opened a safe and it exploded.
If that's their safe, I'd hate to see their dangerous!
Just finished playing a game of Cluedo with the wife.
It was me, in the dining room, with a baseball bat, after she kept on about winning the sodding game.
I bought an acoustic guitar for the wife.
She said, "But I can't play."
I said, "Well, you had better learn because I'm kicking you out."
I noticed today that there is due to be a special 2 part documentary on next week about the lives of Siamese Twins.
It's going to be a Doubleheader.
A man walks into his hotel's lift. The operator asks, "Which floor son?"
"17th" replies the man.
"No problem son" says the operator.
As they approached the 17th floor the operator said, "Enjoy the rest of your stay son"
"Why do you keep calling me son?!" asks the man.
"Well, I brought you up didn't I?" replies the Operator.
Right on we go ..tea and coffee available..any more requests seeing its a new year?
Morning Lav...how are you today?has peace been dropped upon you yet?Read that article on the assaults..bit of an arsehole really that Esters boyfriend..be real sad if he got a kicking..3yrs probation?thought our judicial system was poor but.. as for the other one ...dont know what they will do about that..he was part of the main storyline in the new series for Levis downfall.Im going to get one of those "only in Lancaster county "t shirts!!Was looking at their website ..lotta buggy crashes recently and one horse killed..Some of the scenery is beautiful..didnt realise it was so flat.Have you any plans for today?Have your coffee and lets see where we go with it ..Where does the pork and sauerkraut thing come from as a good luck meal?..aha found it on goggle...The Food Timeline--American New Year food traditions
Hiya IAD ..how are you ..and welcome to the madhouse.
Pauly ..well done you!!!:goodjob:thats now a thanksgiving ,Chrimbo and a New Year you have done sober ..ace ..see you can do it..just get the court job outa the road and you are on the road ..well done on it tho ..
Hiya ppqp ..how are you doing ..?how did the wedding go? hope you are feeling better ..heres a large brew for you too .When does work start for you again?
YAH...hny to you...think I was on chapter 4 when the bells came in!!Massive difference to when I was a kid back home What a brill saying ...got some things to do before I get seriously lazy!!:H
hiya tt ..and how are you?well you should now be back to "normal"????by now as you are 10 hrs ahead...Are you back at work yet?whatever it is hope you had a good one...btw blue is now a banned colour ..you aint allowed to have the blues anymore!!!
Hiya Sl..happy new year....just think ..if you had written your cards in pencil ...they could be this years too!!!Go for it ..you going for the full hit this year? 365 pages of I did not drink?you can do it.
Hiya Det you ok?think its more of a juggling act production ,sanity, stress busting, leisure ..get them all in the right perspective and positive becomes second nature.
Hiya SF ..and hows the real world for you today?nothing like a nice hot jampacked room to get close and personal !!:HDid you survive that period pre midday called morning?have a good one
Hiya Narilly ...well reckon you are back at work now then?how goes it ?5lbs to lose ..nae probs ..swimming and running ..job done!have a great day
Right folks time to go...its 7.25 am pitch black outside .but off swimming at 8 so have a good one.
A man walks into a library and asks for a book on poor customer service.
"Go f.ck yourself" says the librarian.
I'm so sick of immigration in this country that I'm seriously considering emigrating.
Just dug out my 1986 calendar!
January 1st reads: Try and lose this acne, get a girlfriend, lose virginity, move out of mum and dad's house.
Quite sad I don't need to change anything.
There was a knock on my door and when I opened it a councillor was outside.
She said, "Do you like tents?"
"No," I replied. "Why?"
"Well," she said. "We're canvassing the whole area."
A recent survey has shown that 99% of British men will tell you to f.ck off if you try and ask them questions.
January 31st begins the Chinese year of the horse.
Just be careful of the Tesco special edition burger.
A Palestinian ambassador was killed when he opened a safe and it exploded.
If that's their safe, I'd hate to see their dangerous!
Just finished playing a game of Cluedo with the wife.
It was me, in the dining room, with a baseball bat, after she kept on about winning the sodding game.
I bought an acoustic guitar for the wife.
She said, "But I can't play."
I said, "Well, you had better learn because I'm kicking you out."
I noticed today that there is due to be a special 2 part documentary on next week about the lives of Siamese Twins.
It's going to be a Doubleheader.
A man walks into his hotel's lift. The operator asks, "Which floor son?"
"17th" replies the man.
"No problem son" says the operator.
As they approached the 17th floor the operator said, "Enjoy the rest of your stay son"
"Why do you keep calling me son?!" asks the man.
"Well, I brought you up didn't I?" replies the Operator.
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