before we start ..it is 715am..and pitch black outside,and raining ...and Im running about the house singing the Thomas the tank engine song!!Lav ..you have got some serious blame for whats whizzing about in my head!!!:H Did you know that the Rev Awtry had to draw a map of the race and all the pitfalls and obstacles in it when he wrote the story about the race between Bertie the bus and Thomas because his kids felt that Thomas had too many obstacles to deal with...Great innit? the world is falling apart, employment all time low,economies are poor..and yet my main topic is Thomas getting ripped off in a pretend race!!!!Isnt that how politicians work too :H ostrich syndrome..apologies to had it
ok on we go..Tea yand coffee on the go
Hiya Sam..how are you? what a lovely photo that is......Farmer has just put his shorthorns in the top field at the back of us ...great to watch them.did you get anything done yesterday in Bedrock?
Hiya hadit and welcome to you ...you need support ..well here we are...welcome to the laughing academy!!
Morning Det ..well did you get through the night with the bevvy merchants?hope so ..never thought of that with curries the cabbage but will be doing that on Friday ..thanks mate.I tend to use low fat yoghurt instead of coconut milk..love the mlk but the cals is huge!!
Morning SL....how are you ..or should I say ..alreet me dook??Yep I know Nottingham fairly well...used to drink inn the little pub opposite the castle! as well as Kimberley ,Eastwood, Arnold..I also had relatives in Ilkeston and Little Hallam!!best place I have had curries from were...Bradford and the curry mile in Manchester..glad you slept better too.
Hiya yah..how are you today?ok I hope..maybe we need to turn this thread from af ..to co ...curry only!!Make my own too...and adapt them from a book I got in a charity shop ...no surprise there then eh?
Hiya Narilly ..Namaste..stick with that ..instead of the variations dependent on religion!!..We loved India and God willing will def be going back...there is a lot of poverty in parts ,but a really hard working and ingenious nation..appreciate thats just a touristy view but really impressed me..I also didnt realise how much of a problem alcohol was out there..I might be wrong here..but the booze problem seems to be more prolific in not so much the villages and towns but in middle class? workforce folk..with westernised dress ,working practices etc ..thinking now of Gurgaon near Delhi..mostly suited and booted working in the computer business and techie world and yet massive drinking issues...and AS FOR THE FOOD .....mmmmmmm
Mornin Lav ..ho are you today? hows Bertie Thomas Percy Henry Edward etc? did they all get trotted out yesterday?Respite today...or more?heres a coffee to start you off.
Hiya ppqp ..hows things?did you manage to get through the snow ok?..and stop biting bullets ..it aint good for your teeth !!have a brew instead
Hiya Patrice ..you ok? have you put a plan together?
Hiya Pauly how are you doing today?whatcha up to?
Hiya tt ..well tis the end of another day for you..went ok I hope?so you make your own too eh?we need to get a curry swop shop sorted out!!
right peeps ..off we go have a good one.
heres the book I use as the basis for curries
Lav ...just for you
Is the French presidents wife really the first lady?
Daily Mail online: "The shorter the journey to work, the more risks drivers are willing to take."
Nonsense. I never take risks on my way to work.
And I can get there before my windscreen's even defrosted.
"Dad," said my 7 year old daughter,"can you show me how to make babies?"
"Sure, let me show you baby," I replied.
"Now, just change the 'y' to an 'i' and add 'es'. "
I was teaching my science class about the female anatomy:
"This is the vagina. This is the clitoris, and this is the anus. Any questions?"
"Yes," said one of the pupils, "Can I put my knickers back on now?"
Got in from the pub last night to find the wife had gone to bed and a note reading 'Dinner in the dog', which really pissed me off.
I had to get up early this morning to take the poor sod to the vet.
I just destroyed most of the furniture in the house.
But on a positive note, that spider is dead.
Speeding along at 60, there was a buzz from my mobile on the dashboard.
"Your phone just went," said my wife.
"It's only a text," I replied. "I'll check it when we get there."
She picked up the phone, and looked at it suspiciously. Then she tapped the screen, scrolled down and started reading. "I thought so," she sneered. "It's yet another crap joke from Dave about women being bad drivers."
"Watch the fucking road," I snapped. "You just ran a red light."
An absolute scandal unfolded on the Jeremy Kyle show.
One of the guests was slim, attractive and articulate.
Report: French president had affair with actress 18 years younger than him.
It's pretty serious. Under French law, he could face up to 30 high fives.
I've finally managed to stop my wife smoking.
It took 8 buckets of water to put her out.
A Scouse bloke is in a restaurant having a meal with his girlfriend when he produces a diamond ring.
"It's beautiful," she smiled.
"It was my late mother's," he said, with a tear his my eye.
"Oh, I'm sorry," she sobbed. "I didn't know."
"It's ok, " he replied. "Now put it away before she gets here."
Did you hear about the guy who got crushed by fruit?
he got berried alive
I've just released a deadly virus with the intention of making others in my surroundings seriously ill.
And all I get in return is a, "Bless you."
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