hi all..well as you can see no early trip out for moi..been up pretty much all night with back..took some painkillers which are about as much use as a handbrake on a parachute!!so here we are...about 2.30 this morning 3 foxes fighting in the back field was watching them..well keeping my eye on my rabbits who slept through it all.
So whos for an early brew then?
Right orf we go ..hiya Ky ..hows you?whats all these projects on the go then?lets be honest...you cant really call hoovering and washing up renovating....can you?:H
hiya tt ...hows you today?is this one of the pie on ears that you were talking about from Scotland :H
have a great evening.
hiya ppqp ..well how did the party go?ok ...was the roof still there too?Yep bought the car..pretty chuffed with it...especially the road tax and mpg.as you can see I aint overdoing it tho must be honest ,starting to get bored!time for another brew ..want one?
hiya sl...Hows you today? had a bottle of Irn Bru with the supper..and guess what else..Tunnocks Caramel wafer!!!
hiya Lav ..how are you today? any plans after this coffee?well did you work out the Telstar cryptic?
hiya Narilly and Yah ..hows things ?was going to say hows tricks ..but bearing in mind it has different meanings in different places probably not the smartest thing to say :H any plans for today?
right peeps that was short and sweet..big shout to all yet to surface..
"I won't be coming in today," I said to my boss, "My doctor says I suffer from selective hearing."
"That's not even a medical condition you idiot," he replied, "You better get your arse here immediately or else."
"Thank you so much for understanding. See you tomorrow then!"
I've just seen the new Batman shampoo in Tesco. I believe they are missing a key market by not producing a conditioner Gordon.
Ed Balls has vowed to reintroduce the fifty pence tax rate for top earners should Labour win the next election.
Well, I must say, I'll sleep better on my park bench tonight knowing that.
I fell asleep behind the wheel once.
It cost me my job as a Roulette dealer.
The wife and I are on the January diet.
There's feck all money left for food.
After years of being dragged around town by my wife, I've finally found a shop that is guaranteed to make her look fantastic.
It's called Photoshop. .
If I had to describe myself with one word it would be "Doesn't understand directions".
How do you annoy an office worker.
I'll phone you at ten to five on Friday, and explain it at length.
5.8
Health chiefs have advised that NHS patients in the UK need to be more pushy with their GPs in order to ensure they get the best drugs.
At my last visit I pinned my Doctor up against the wall, but the tosser still wouldn't give me any magic mushrooms.
I dropped my keys in the pond at the zoo. Unfortunately one of the fish swallowed them and I dived in to get them back.
It was in the last plaice I looked.
I asked myself if I thought I was going mad.
I got a few varied opinions.
I was chatting with a woman on Plenty of Fish. "Where do you go clubbing?" she asked
"The baby seal pond around the corner from my nan's," I replied.
I never heard from her again.
Brad, a local beachgoer, couldn't even get a second look from any of the girls on the beach. So he headed over to the lifeguard tower to see if the lifeguard had any advice for him."Dude, it's obvious," said the lifeguard. "You're wearing those gnarly old swimming trunks that make you look like an old geezer. They're years outta style. Your best bet is to get yourself a Speedo?say, two sizes too small?and drop a potato inside it. You'll have all the babes you can handle."
The following weekend, Brad hits the beach with his brand-spanking-new tight Speedo and his potato, and it's not long before he approaches the lifeguard tower once more.
"For cryin' out loud," said Brad, "it's worse than before! Everyone on the beach acts disgusted as I walk by?covering their faces, turning away, laughing! What's wrong now?"
"Jeez, Brad!" said the lifeguard, "The potato goes in front!"
So whos for an early brew then?
Right orf we go ..hiya Ky ..hows you?whats all these projects on the go then?lets be honest...you cant really call hoovering and washing up renovating....can you?:H
hiya tt ...hows you today?is this one of the pie on ears that you were talking about from Scotland :H
have a great evening.
hiya ppqp ..well how did the party go?ok ...was the roof still there too?Yep bought the car..pretty chuffed with it...especially the road tax and mpg.as you can see I aint overdoing it tho must be honest ,starting to get bored!time for another brew ..want one?
hiya sl...Hows you today? had a bottle of Irn Bru with the supper..and guess what else..Tunnocks Caramel wafer!!!
hiya Lav ..how are you today? any plans after this coffee?well did you work out the Telstar cryptic?
hiya Narilly and Yah ..hows things ?was going to say hows tricks ..but bearing in mind it has different meanings in different places probably not the smartest thing to say :H any plans for today?
right peeps that was short and sweet..big shout to all yet to surface..
"I won't be coming in today," I said to my boss, "My doctor says I suffer from selective hearing."
"That's not even a medical condition you idiot," he replied, "You better get your arse here immediately or else."
"Thank you so much for understanding. See you tomorrow then!"
I've just seen the new Batman shampoo in Tesco. I believe they are missing a key market by not producing a conditioner Gordon.
Ed Balls has vowed to reintroduce the fifty pence tax rate for top earners should Labour win the next election.
Well, I must say, I'll sleep better on my park bench tonight knowing that.
I fell asleep behind the wheel once.
It cost me my job as a Roulette dealer.
The wife and I are on the January diet.
There's feck all money left for food.
After years of being dragged around town by my wife, I've finally found a shop that is guaranteed to make her look fantastic.
It's called Photoshop. .
If I had to describe myself with one word it would be "Doesn't understand directions".
How do you annoy an office worker.
I'll phone you at ten to five on Friday, and explain it at length.
5.8
Health chiefs have advised that NHS patients in the UK need to be more pushy with their GPs in order to ensure they get the best drugs.
At my last visit I pinned my Doctor up against the wall, but the tosser still wouldn't give me any magic mushrooms.
I dropped my keys in the pond at the zoo. Unfortunately one of the fish swallowed them and I dived in to get them back.
It was in the last plaice I looked.
I asked myself if I thought I was going mad.
I got a few varied opinions.
I was chatting with a woman on Plenty of Fish. "Where do you go clubbing?" she asked
"The baby seal pond around the corner from my nan's," I replied.
I never heard from her again.
Brad, a local beachgoer, couldn't even get a second look from any of the girls on the beach. So he headed over to the lifeguard tower to see if the lifeguard had any advice for him."Dude, it's obvious," said the lifeguard. "You're wearing those gnarly old swimming trunks that make you look like an old geezer. They're years outta style. Your best bet is to get yourself a Speedo?say, two sizes too small?and drop a potato inside it. You'll have all the babes you can handle."
The following weekend, Brad hits the beach with his brand-spanking-new tight Speedo and his potato, and it's not long before he approaches the lifeguard tower once more.
"For cryin' out loud," said Brad, "it's worse than before! Everyone on the beach acts disgusted as I walk by?covering their faces, turning away, laughing! What's wrong now?"
"Jeez, Brad!" said the lifeguard, "The potato goes in front!"
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