mae everybody ..well here we go copy number 2 of this bloody thread..first one has just taken off somewhere!!!grrrrrrr wel its nearly the weekend for us..that is up here you upside downey folk are already into it..so without further ado ..orf we go
t n coffee on the go
morning Lav ..how are you today?did you get your wish?have the temps gone up ?has the snow melted?bit early I know but reckon youll be up by now.Just looking over me garden, decided to change it ..probably going to tajke a couple of days ,want to try and get it done before the growing season and the snow,but need to watch my back.Just need to get it right in my head what I am doing!!have you any plans for today? or are they kid and weather dependant?anyway heres a large cuppa to start you off.
Hiya SL...How are you feeling today?any better?most of the advice on here says just cry...for me it isnt necessarily that ..its just do how you feel at the time ..prviding its legal and doesnt cause injury! Divorce or the break up of any relationship is crap,and your emotions run wild,but you have two wee girls that are dependant on you ..and yes it may be a struggle ,,,but they have got an honest hard working and proud mother...Any time you want to sound off ,cry or anything ..jump in ..thats what its all about... supporting each other through crappy times.. as yah says it takes time but you will get there.24 days in 30 no drinking? think when mine went pear shaped I was lucky to manage 24days in 30 months..the chancellor of the exchequer was really pissed off when I sorted myself out...no more big revenue coming in...be interesting to see if you get 30 days in Feb ..if you do I want to know how!!! :l
hiya tt..hows you today?ok I hope..any weekend plans looming up?yep youre right ..sometimes our kids make us weepy and sad...mine was on the phone last night..money for a car..seen one ,its nice ..think its a vw ,but its black and lovely inside needs one,driving to Newcastle on Saturday with the boyfriend, so can she have the money ..yes I know its a bit more than we agreed ,but its a nice car..Insurance..yep will get it when I come back ,its only one journey really...yeh Ive worked it out ,I think it will only be such and such..can I afford it?course I can if I include bonuses and this money and that money...so guess what..that conversation got ripped up...start again come back with some real and realistic answers and we will go from there...so guess whos the bad guy now :H
hiya ppqp...how are you today?ok I hope..well you know me ..cabin fever I thought came from when people were on long journey at sea but couldnt go anywhere ...but it comes from the early settlers in N America in the log cabins ,who were in the middle of nowhere with no other company ..so there you go ..another interesting fact for your friends !!! your comment..."Well off to start the chicken dinner but will check back later to see how everyone's doing"" this any good to you?? :H and a brew
Hiya Det hows you today?headache gone? well done on making it over the tops ..now its you time!!
Narilly ....how are you?reading your comment made me smile ..(yep sicko me!!)..your comment.. It is like you have to be the husband and the wife. And then the old joke ..2 prisoners in a cell says one to the other lets play mummies and daddies...and its your turn to be mummy tonight!!:H
Big shout to all the others Kuya ,yah Sam ,and everyone else in the background too take it easy..
My kids think it's funny that I am going to be stopped smoking when I take them to school in the near future.
Well, lets see if they think it's funny when I take their fags off them in the car as well.
The missus couldn't remember where she left her phone and said, "What's wrong with me?"
Apparently rattling off a list of 17 things is not what she was looking for.
What's the one thing Sunni and Shia have in common?
They are both best known for their hit "I got you babe".
"Wait till they get a load of me.", said the joker,
right before walking into the sperm bank to make a donation.
I got chatting to a man in the park when he started telling me about his money problems.
"You could get someone to steal your car and collect the insurance?"
"No, I can't do that."
"Oh, I know. Why don't you burn down your house?"
"Neah, can't do that either."
"You could always sell your ass?"
"Look mate, I'm 65 years old with no car living in a box," he spat. "Are you going to give me the fecking pound or not?"
It's said that pets and their owners can resemble each other.
If that's true, I'd like to know where my wife keeps the hippo.
I was going to make a joke about my Wi-Fi and my computer, but I couldn't quite make the connection
I said to my genie, "I want to be universally loved and adored by millions."
So he changed me into a Kilo of cocaine.
An old bird came over to me in the pub last night, "How old would you say I was handsome?" She purred.
"You have the eyes of a 25 year old, the hair of an 18 year old, the legs of a 21 year old and the body of a 22 year old." I replied.
"How old then you charmer?" She giggled.
I said "Hold on, Give me time to add them up."
Sometimes I'll have to say 'I'm sorry' to people I never even met before.
This really annoys my ex, especially when she's on a date with them.
My dad named me 'Sue', after the Johnny Cash song.
I think he was hoping for a boy.
So a petition to deport Justin Bieber from the USA has reached the required amount of signatures, unfortunately Canada has a you break it you buy it policy...
My wife said I wouldn't be able to cope if she left me and, to prove it, she moved out for a week.
She called after three days to see how I was getting on.
"I'm fine, thanks," I said smugly. "It's easy! I just bought a week's worth of Pot Noodles so I won't go hungry."
"I hope you burn your mouth on the boiling fecking water!" she screamed.
Boiling water?
t n coffee on the go
morning Lav ..how are you today?did you get your wish?have the temps gone up ?has the snow melted?bit early I know but reckon youll be up by now.Just looking over me garden, decided to change it ..probably going to tajke a couple of days ,want to try and get it done before the growing season and the snow,but need to watch my back.Just need to get it right in my head what I am doing!!have you any plans for today? or are they kid and weather dependant?anyway heres a large cuppa to start you off.
Hiya SL...How are you feeling today?any better?most of the advice on here says just cry...for me it isnt necessarily that ..its just do how you feel at the time ..prviding its legal and doesnt cause injury! Divorce or the break up of any relationship is crap,and your emotions run wild,but you have two wee girls that are dependant on you ..and yes it may be a struggle ,,,but they have got an honest hard working and proud mother...Any time you want to sound off ,cry or anything ..jump in ..thats what its all about... supporting each other through crappy times.. as yah says it takes time but you will get there.24 days in 30 no drinking? think when mine went pear shaped I was lucky to manage 24days in 30 months..the chancellor of the exchequer was really pissed off when I sorted myself out...no more big revenue coming in...be interesting to see if you get 30 days in Feb ..if you do I want to know how!!! :l
hiya tt..hows you today?ok I hope..any weekend plans looming up?yep youre right ..sometimes our kids make us weepy and sad...mine was on the phone last night..money for a car..seen one ,its nice ..think its a vw ,but its black and lovely inside needs one,driving to Newcastle on Saturday with the boyfriend, so can she have the money ..yes I know its a bit more than we agreed ,but its a nice car..Insurance..yep will get it when I come back ,its only one journey really...yeh Ive worked it out ,I think it will only be such and such..can I afford it?course I can if I include bonuses and this money and that money...so guess what..that conversation got ripped up...start again come back with some real and realistic answers and we will go from there...so guess whos the bad guy now :H
hiya ppqp...how are you today?ok I hope..well you know me ..cabin fever I thought came from when people were on long journey at sea but couldnt go anywhere ...but it comes from the early settlers in N America in the log cabins ,who were in the middle of nowhere with no other company ..so there you go ..another interesting fact for your friends !!! your comment..."Well off to start the chicken dinner but will check back later to see how everyone's doing"" this any good to you?? :H and a brew
Hiya Det hows you today?headache gone? well done on making it over the tops ..now its you time!!
Narilly ....how are you?reading your comment made me smile ..(yep sicko me!!)..your comment.. It is like you have to be the husband and the wife. And then the old joke ..2 prisoners in a cell says one to the other lets play mummies and daddies...and its your turn to be mummy tonight!!:H
Big shout to all the others Kuya ,yah Sam ,and everyone else in the background too take it easy..
My kids think it's funny that I am going to be stopped smoking when I take them to school in the near future.
Well, lets see if they think it's funny when I take their fags off them in the car as well.
The missus couldn't remember where she left her phone and said, "What's wrong with me?"
Apparently rattling off a list of 17 things is not what she was looking for.
What's the one thing Sunni and Shia have in common?
They are both best known for their hit "I got you babe".
"Wait till they get a load of me.", said the joker,
right before walking into the sperm bank to make a donation.
I got chatting to a man in the park when he started telling me about his money problems.
"You could get someone to steal your car and collect the insurance?"
"No, I can't do that."
"Oh, I know. Why don't you burn down your house?"
"Neah, can't do that either."
"You could always sell your ass?"
"Look mate, I'm 65 years old with no car living in a box," he spat. "Are you going to give me the fecking pound or not?"
It's said that pets and their owners can resemble each other.
If that's true, I'd like to know where my wife keeps the hippo.
I was going to make a joke about my Wi-Fi and my computer, but I couldn't quite make the connection
I said to my genie, "I want to be universally loved and adored by millions."
So he changed me into a Kilo of cocaine.
An old bird came over to me in the pub last night, "How old would you say I was handsome?" She purred.
"You have the eyes of a 25 year old, the hair of an 18 year old, the legs of a 21 year old and the body of a 22 year old." I replied.
"How old then you charmer?" She giggled.
I said "Hold on, Give me time to add them up."
Sometimes I'll have to say 'I'm sorry' to people I never even met before.
This really annoys my ex, especially when she's on a date with them.
My dad named me 'Sue', after the Johnny Cash song.
I think he was hoping for a boy.
So a petition to deport Justin Bieber from the USA has reached the required amount of signatures, unfortunately Canada has a you break it you buy it policy...
My wife said I wouldn't be able to cope if she left me and, to prove it, she moved out for a week.
She called after three days to see how I was getting on.
"I'm fine, thanks," I said smugly. "It's easy! I just bought a week's worth of Pot Noodles so I won't go hungry."
"I hope you burn your mouth on the boiling fecking water!" she screamed.
Boiling water?
Just made me think of you. Hoping your day is productive.
That goes for you, too, Det!
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