right then..here we are folks ..back to normal 
:wavin:so how are things today is it a monotonous, or mayhemic (is there such a word?)Monday?that is apart from the upside downey people.Well I have been out of the loop for a week so lot of catching up to do ...anyone got any scandal or gossip?
first and foremost ,I would like to say a big thank you to all those people that helped me through tis last week..to be honest it was a shit week and I am glad it is over...so thank you to all those that pmd and fbd me,TT..you are a star,likewise Byrdie,Lav,Scottish Lass,Yah,PPQP,and everyone else who sent their best...your support believe me was needed..not going into masses of detail...boring,but basically..now this is scary!on theSaturday I was out and from the car I saw someone who I thought was my closest friend when I worked in the prison service..to the extent I parked up, and followed him up the road to have a chat..it was only when I got up really close that I saw it wasnt him..Not more than 45 minutes later,I got a text from another of my friends to tell me that my friend had died the day before..me being me,and lots of surrounding things it sent me down a very dark path,questioning my beilefs in life death purpose etc..all those questions that we put in the too hard to do box!!and then I got a phone call to ask if I would be a pall bearer this Thurs at the funeral,which I am proud to do.so thats the road I went down..not maybe a big deal to some people ...but its not the big things that do us!plus bad back ,couldnt do any work couldnt get in the garden ..it all adds up and gives you thinking time.so the file is closed..the glass is half full again ...probably the wrong analogy!!even through the tears and sadness ..as if we need any more bloody water in this country:H I only thought of booze once..but to be fair ..it took quite a bit to say no..I remember thinking whats the point..and the intent was to go and get a bottle of scotch and get hammered..but then from nowhere the little voice got a "oi dickhead feck off!!"and that was that.Saturday ,went into the garden and moved it about a wee bit..not finished yet,so thats me no more :upset:...ok then so what have I missed?
TT hiya wow there seems to be something going on with this poster thingy ..gotta agree ..how does that improve what we need as skills for life ..the size of the paper???how has work been today? ok ..feet up and relax time now....
Hiya Lav....spaghetti bridges and glue guns?not so sure that sort of creativity exists any more...no more toilet rolls and sticky backed plastic to make things ...instead its i pads x box or are they out of fashion now?....stick with Thomas ..lifes easier!!!Large brew for you..any plans for today?
Hiya Det...science your fave subject...ermm not for me..dont know if you got them as separate subjects ,chemistry ,physics and biology...didnt mind physics...biology ..hmm did my own experiments through life !!!but chemistry ..it wasnt for me..nor me for it..wasnt he best behaved in that class as I recall...in fact remember pouring a large carboy of mercury down the sink and watching the chemistry teacher trying to rush downstairs to catch it all!!needless to say wasnt in that class too long!!so what have you been up to at the weekend?
morning Sam ,how are you?is the weather letting you out? we have a sharp frost this morning ,but reckon I can do some bits n bats..Julie off work, so she hinted about going into Manchester..all those shops you love...Debenhams,Boots, Marks n Spencer..no poundland or tk max or primark!!or charity shops.
Hiya Scottish Lass..how are you today ? hows the science project going?did you enjoy Lincoln?glad you never had a drink ..thats another page for your diary!!!
hiya Pauly ..yoo hoo how are you?ok I hope.....yep the bad penny is back!!!!
right folks thats me ..once again thank you for your help and support take care....
A man goes into hospital for a vasectomy. When he wakes up he's surrounded by several anxious looking doctors and asks nervously "Is there a problem?"
The head surgeon says gently, with tears in his eyes "I'm afraid so...I'm sorry but your notes got mixed up and we've given you a sex change rather than a vasectomy"
The patient is devastated and shockingly replies "Do you mean to say I'll never experience another erection"
The surgeon pauses for a moment then says "Well, you might, but it won't be yours".......!!!
"Is there any reason why I can't come to the pub with you?" Asked my wife.
"No," I replied, "but your bum will look big in it."
My wife was moaning earlier how she can, 'Never find my fecking brolly when it's raining'.
I thought, who the feck looks for their brolly when the sun is shining?
A friend came over one day visibly shaken. He said he had just slept with his 3rd cousin. I told him, if it upsets you that much, quit counting them.
I just gave away my dead car battery..
free of charge.
I live on a houseboat.
But you don't hear me pissing and moaning on the news, in the dry, summer months.
I'm watching Dragons' Den.
My wife and her mother in the front room.
I have finally found a cure for premature ejaculation.
It came much quicker than I expected.
I don't understand my parents.
I'm thirty years old and they're still living with me!
Recent reports allege that British model and actress Liz Hurley had a year-long romance with the US ex-president Bill Clinton while he was in the White House.
But Mr Clinton denied the reports, saying: "Let's get one thing straight. I was in the White House for a lot longer than one year."
Valentines day is coming round again and I fecking hate it.
"Darling, do you fancy an early night?"
Asks my cellmate. Every fecking year.
For someone who doesn't like gays, Putin has the most inappropriate surname.
My friend composes ditties about sewing machines.
She's a Singer songwriter.
:wavin:so how are things today is it a monotonous, or mayhemic (is there such a word?)Monday?that is apart from the upside downey people.Well I have been out of the loop for a week so lot of catching up to do ...anyone got any scandal or gossip?first and foremost ,I would like to say a big thank you to all those people that helped me through tis last week..to be honest it was a shit week and I am glad it is over...so thank you to all those that pmd and fbd me,TT..you are a star,likewise Byrdie,Lav,Scottish Lass,Yah,PPQP,and everyone else who sent their best...your support believe me was needed..not going into masses of detail...boring,but basically..now this is scary!on theSaturday I was out and from the car I saw someone who I thought was my closest friend when I worked in the prison service..to the extent I parked up, and followed him up the road to have a chat..it was only when I got up really close that I saw it wasnt him..Not more than 45 minutes later,I got a text from another of my friends to tell me that my friend had died the day before..me being me,and lots of surrounding things it sent me down a very dark path,questioning my beilefs in life death purpose etc..all those questions that we put in the too hard to do box!!and then I got a phone call to ask if I would be a pall bearer this Thurs at the funeral,which I am proud to do.so thats the road I went down..not maybe a big deal to some people ...but its not the big things that do us!plus bad back ,couldnt do any work couldnt get in the garden ..it all adds up and gives you thinking time.so the file is closed..the glass is half full again ...probably the wrong analogy!!even through the tears and sadness ..as if we need any more bloody water in this country:H I only thought of booze once..but to be fair ..it took quite a bit to say no..I remember thinking whats the point..and the intent was to go and get a bottle of scotch and get hammered..but then from nowhere the little voice got a "oi dickhead feck off!!"and that was that.Saturday ,went into the garden and moved it about a wee bit..not finished yet,so thats me no more :upset:...ok then so what have I missed?
TT hiya wow there seems to be something going on with this poster thingy ..gotta agree ..how does that improve what we need as skills for life ..the size of the paper???how has work been today? ok ..feet up and relax time now....
Hiya Lav....spaghetti bridges and glue guns?not so sure that sort of creativity exists any more...no more toilet rolls and sticky backed plastic to make things ...instead its i pads x box or are they out of fashion now?....stick with Thomas ..lifes easier!!!Large brew for you..any plans for today?
Hiya Det...science your fave subject...ermm not for me..dont know if you got them as separate subjects ,chemistry ,physics and biology...didnt mind physics...biology ..hmm did my own experiments through life !!!but chemistry ..it wasnt for me..nor me for it..wasnt he best behaved in that class as I recall...in fact remember pouring a large carboy of mercury down the sink and watching the chemistry teacher trying to rush downstairs to catch it all!!needless to say wasnt in that class too long!!so what have you been up to at the weekend?
morning Sam ,how are you?is the weather letting you out? we have a sharp frost this morning ,but reckon I can do some bits n bats..Julie off work, so she hinted about going into Manchester..all those shops you love...Debenhams,Boots, Marks n Spencer..no poundland or tk max or primark!!or charity shops.
Hiya Scottish Lass..how are you today ? hows the science project going?did you enjoy Lincoln?glad you never had a drink ..thats another page for your diary!!!
hiya Pauly ..yoo hoo how are you?ok I hope.....yep the bad penny is back!!!!
right folks thats me ..once again thank you for your help and support take care....
A man goes into hospital for a vasectomy. When he wakes up he's surrounded by several anxious looking doctors and asks nervously "Is there a problem?"
The head surgeon says gently, with tears in his eyes "I'm afraid so...I'm sorry but your notes got mixed up and we've given you a sex change rather than a vasectomy"
The patient is devastated and shockingly replies "Do you mean to say I'll never experience another erection"
The surgeon pauses for a moment then says "Well, you might, but it won't be yours".......!!!
"Is there any reason why I can't come to the pub with you?" Asked my wife.
"No," I replied, "but your bum will look big in it."
My wife was moaning earlier how she can, 'Never find my fecking brolly when it's raining'.
I thought, who the feck looks for their brolly when the sun is shining?
A friend came over one day visibly shaken. He said he had just slept with his 3rd cousin. I told him, if it upsets you that much, quit counting them.
I just gave away my dead car battery..
free of charge.
I live on a houseboat.
But you don't hear me pissing and moaning on the news, in the dry, summer months.
I'm watching Dragons' Den.
My wife and her mother in the front room.
I have finally found a cure for premature ejaculation.
It came much quicker than I expected.
I don't understand my parents.
I'm thirty years old and they're still living with me!
Recent reports allege that British model and actress Liz Hurley had a year-long romance with the US ex-president Bill Clinton while he was in the White House.
But Mr Clinton denied the reports, saying: "Let's get one thing straight. I was in the White House for a lot longer than one year."
Valentines day is coming round again and I fecking hate it.
"Darling, do you fancy an early night?"
Asks my cellmate. Every fecking year.
For someone who doesn't like gays, Putin has the most inappropriate surname.
My friend composes ditties about sewing machines.
She's a Singer songwriter.
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