mae all and how are we today? ok I hope ..well started in the garden yesterday moving the beds about...just got into it ..and the snow came ...it now looks like the Somme so have got a bit of work to do and rain and snow forecast for today! better get my skates on.and good old me ..rippping out one of the boards an a nail went through my boot into my leg!!lucky my tetanus jab was in date!
tea n coffee on here we go
mornin Lav..how are you today?no lie in today then?yep I like being busy ..but sometimes I think ..you muppet ..what are you doing...instead of this could be watchin judge Judy or JK or some other riveting telly prog!!talking of which ..season 2 of Amish mafia has finished..and they put the final prog on after the penultimate one..and I didnt tape it!!!!hopefully get it on catch up tv .its the one where Levi has been shunned and they have sold all the stuff in his house..think its called the sacrificial lamb..Series 3 starts next week ..where he takes on the Kentucky amish..any way after all that excitement...heres a brew.
hiya pauly ...nice to see you again ..how are you and howz things going with you?yep it is weird how the cravings get for booze,but thats how the sneaky little git gets into your life.
you have a good day :l
hiya Caysea ..how are you? its lovely to hear from you ..hope all is well
hiya tt ..hows you this evening ? ok I hope..yep ..just a few has got a varied definition on what it is...similar in size to "a couple" or "a wee while"!!!:H how was your day today? having a chillaxing evening are we?
Hi SL...how are you today? ok..oh ho ...so you have found your way into the managerial system...excellent way in which to lose yourself!!a whole new ball game of bs!!a world full of abbreviations,functional processes, heads of,risk assessments strategies action plans audits improvement and continuous improvement plans, partnership working ,..yep remember them all and I wasnt a nurse...its like butter ...you can spread that managerial layer over any job as it bears absolutely no resemblance to the nuts n bolts of the job!!..stick with us ..our plan is better!!
Hiya SF ...how are you today? havent looked at that yet but I will do...
right peeps time to go..so thats it ..back into the trenches in the garden!!:H have a great day.
I've just released an alternative to 'I can't believe it's not butter'.
'What the feck is it?' is available in all good supermarkets.
My wife was bending over doing the washing up in the kitchen and I was watching the news of the flood damage to the roads...
On reflection probably not the best time to exclaim:
"Christ, look at the size of that sink hole!"
I like the way when we have a flood, everyone magically has a fecking boat.
"An Englishman's home is his Castle"
Well, they are now, half of them have got fecking moats
It's no wonder David Cameron doesn't want Scotland to leave the United Kingdom.
At this rate Scotland will be the only place above the flood line.
I can't believe my son failed his driving test.
I mean, I was telling him what to do on the phone.
A friend of mine has written a song to raise money for flood victims,
it's called "Trouble over Bridgewater."
I don't know why the athletes are surprised at the poor living conditions in Sochi.
You ban gays from your town and interior design is going to suffer.
David Cameron has said 'money is no object' for the Government in dealing with the floods crisis.
In other words, not one penny will materialise.
I was walking down an alleyway late one night when some fat guy jumped out of the bush and pulled a knife on me.
"That wallet you've got in your hand..." he said, "Got anything in there for me?"
"Actually I do," I replied, giving him my gym membership card.
tea n coffee on here we go
mornin Lav..how are you today?no lie in today then?yep I like being busy ..but sometimes I think ..you muppet ..what are you doing...instead of this could be watchin judge Judy or JK or some other riveting telly prog!!talking of which ..season 2 of Amish mafia has finished..and they put the final prog on after the penultimate one..and I didnt tape it!!!!hopefully get it on catch up tv .its the one where Levi has been shunned and they have sold all the stuff in his house..think its called the sacrificial lamb..Series 3 starts next week ..where he takes on the Kentucky amish..any way after all that excitement...heres a brew.
hiya pauly ...nice to see you again ..how are you and howz things going with you?yep it is weird how the cravings get for booze,but thats how the sneaky little git gets into your life.
you have a good day :l
hiya Caysea ..how are you? its lovely to hear from you ..hope all is well
hiya tt ..hows you this evening ? ok I hope..yep ..just a few has got a varied definition on what it is...similar in size to "a couple" or "a wee while"!!!:H how was your day today? having a chillaxing evening are we?
Hi SL...how are you today? ok..oh ho ...so you have found your way into the managerial system...excellent way in which to lose yourself!!a whole new ball game of bs!!a world full of abbreviations,functional processes, heads of,risk assessments strategies action plans audits improvement and continuous improvement plans, partnership working ,..yep remember them all and I wasnt a nurse...its like butter ...you can spread that managerial layer over any job as it bears absolutely no resemblance to the nuts n bolts of the job!!..stick with us ..our plan is better!!
Hiya SF ...how are you today? havent looked at that yet but I will do...
right peeps time to go..so thats it ..back into the trenches in the garden!!:H have a great day.
I've just released an alternative to 'I can't believe it's not butter'.
'What the feck is it?' is available in all good supermarkets.
My wife was bending over doing the washing up in the kitchen and I was watching the news of the flood damage to the roads...
On reflection probably not the best time to exclaim:
"Christ, look at the size of that sink hole!"
I like the way when we have a flood, everyone magically has a fecking boat.
"An Englishman's home is his Castle"
Well, they are now, half of them have got fecking moats
It's no wonder David Cameron doesn't want Scotland to leave the United Kingdom.
At this rate Scotland will be the only place above the flood line.
I can't believe my son failed his driving test.
I mean, I was telling him what to do on the phone.
A friend of mine has written a song to raise money for flood victims,
it's called "Trouble over Bridgewater."
I don't know why the athletes are surprised at the poor living conditions in Sochi.
You ban gays from your town and interior design is going to suffer.
David Cameron has said 'money is no object' for the Government in dealing with the floods crisis.
In other words, not one penny will materialise.
I was walking down an alleyway late one night when some fat guy jumped out of the bush and pulled a knife on me.
"That wallet you've got in your hand..." he said, "Got anything in there for me?"
"Actually I do," I replied, giving him my gym membership card.
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