hiya Lav...happy haircut!!how are you ? ok ..any plans for today?lets have a brew...
hiya ppqp ..hows you ? orf to Vietnam Thailand and Cambodia....as for the hair colouring ..moi ausssi ..only its my heed that I colour!!!so what hat are you wearing today ..boss /mediator?have a good one
hiya SL..wasjust gonna comment on whats that orange thingy in your avatar..and guess what ..its turned up here ..well impressed..how are you today?yep Im planting up seeds later..HOB NOBS???? Whatever happened to Rich Tea?posh people!!:H
Hiya yah ..glad all is well in yah yah land...sounds like a take from la la land !!:H
hiya tt ..glad all is well in the sunny sarf..pretty good here too......
right folks coupla jokes then orf back to the grindstone ..sigh !take it easy ..cya
Since I was young I always wanted to be a musician. Unfortunately I'm tone deaf and can't play an instrument to save my life.
So I've joined a Jazz band.
After watching Up with my 8 year old son last night he said he'd absolutely love to see a talking dog.
So I've just nipped out and bought us some LSD.
My wife has brownish yellow eyes.
They appear to be healing nicely.
"It's sodomy. It isn't gay love, it isn't natural, it isn't acceptable in the eyes of the lord, it isn't a right." Preached the priest from the pulpit.
"And it isn't my turn this week," shouted a choirboy from the back of the church.
Just passed my local pizza shop and saw a sign in the window "50% off all 18 inch pizzas".
Surely that's just a nine inch pizza?
When I was young, I used to dream of owning a life-size replica of the Starship Enterprise and having a wife with big boobs
Can you guess which one of those three I have?
The Somerset floods are getting worse by the week.
Today, a rescue boat was held hostage by Somali pirates.
wonder how many laffs this one will get???think theres only me Sam n Det
What's the one thing that makes a woman bad at driving?
wo
bye bye ..cya :H
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